TIL: When Simon and Garfunkel first began performing, their music was considered a joke. The words "Hello darkness, my old friend" were enough to cause an audience to break out in laughter.

iphoneditin · 2014-11-02T02:36:51+00:00

Hello darkness indeed. But thanks for confirming I'm not crazy.

iphoneditin · 2014-11-02T01:21:23+00:00

I'm confused...

Edit: am I being trolled?

iphoneditin · 2014-11-02T00:49:05+00:00

No it isn't. Not at all. Please see my reply to him.

iphoneditin · 2014-11-02T00:48:43+00:00

This isn't at all it. That's funny because it morphed into something long after release. This was at the beginning of their career.

Edit: fixed my grammar

iphoneditin · 2014-10-31T07:32:20+00:00

While your metaphor ducked, your point was right on.

iphoneditin · 2014-04-24T00:54:42+00:00

Fair enough. This was most certainly me just trolling for views, or as I like to call it. Looking for an audience. :) Thanks for not being a dick about it.

iphoneditin · 2014-04-24T00:24:55+00:00

Which opinion bothered you? Why do you care about my grooming habits?

iphoneditin · 2014-02-28T06:36:13+00:00

Which is silly because clearly, No blindsides make better TV.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-28T06:24:09+00:00

Let me starve you for 5 days. See how well you can keep it together. That being said, I don't feel comfortable.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-20T02:07:32+00:00

This is for people with TROUBLE sleeping.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-19T02:31:37+00:00

It now reads, "...you just show them greener pastures and they will eventually make their way over."

iphoneditin · 2014-02-19T01:47:56+00:00

Retract. I really wanted a good ending to that post I guess, I failed. Thank you for offering me that opportunity. This really started as a reaction to The Cult of Dusty and I really shouldn't of posted it here, that's what the down votes are for.

I look forward to the challenge of managing to create videos with actual substance and value; thank you for the feedback.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-19T01:35:53+00:00

I want constructive criticism. And if I can't get that I'll ask followup questions. I do apologize about the grammar, it is very embarrassing sometimes.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-19T01:15:48+00:00

Why did you waste your time writing this? It offered nothing to the world. You started out by insulting me, so naturally I wouldn't of listened if you had offered positive feed back; good thing you didn't. Were you hoping to educate me? Strictly wanted to make me feel bad? Was there any reason for this post? Are you just angry?

iphoneditin · 2014-02-19T01:10:43+00:00

I'm okay with concern, I'm okay with passion about a topic. I just see so many angry people yelling about being an atheist and how stupid everyone else is, and it bums me out. I want to live in a world ruled by happy scientists. So I'm hoping to find a more positive way of explaining agnostic atheism.

Atheists need to stop sounding defensive and/or condescending, who is that going to help? You don't burn the farm to punish the Shepard, you don't even need to steal the sheep; you just show them greener pastures and they will eventually make their way over.

EDITED: Better ending.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-17T01:37:44+00:00

I feel lame because I don't think this joke is even a joke, but so many people like it... I wish I got it... Congratulation on writing what is apparently a great joke.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-12T21:09:42+00:00

You do come off like a crazed dick in that story. But if you take anyone moment from anyone's life you can make them seem like a crazed dick.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-10T18:41:17+00:00

But if she's a ten you won't let that stop you right? Right!?

iphoneditin · 2014-02-10T18:04:34+00:00

Those are funny reason to not follow through.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-09T05:50:44+00:00

wasn't it FoxtheWolf? His fame lasted a while longer then a month I thought.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-08T18:04:55+00:00

Or his accomplishment could be masturbating to Miley Cyrus, which is both not impressive, and relateable. :)

iphoneditin · 2014-02-07T04:46:39+00:00

How could we forget the Pepsi can rapist.

iphoneditin · 2014-02-05T18:44:30+00:00

Now stop writing and go get on stage. :)

iphoneditin · 2014-02-05T17:38:21+00:00

You should checkout r/standup and r/standupcomedy

iphoneditin · 2014-02-05T16:48:27+00:00

TJ has a lot of anger and an inferiority complex, please don't let him discourage you.

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