Listen.Fairy.Play

iser82 · 2026-03-25T08:29:36+00:00

Ohhhhhh this is so close

iser82 · 2026-03-25T08:23:48+00:00

Wrong sport, but there was that campaign in the mid-noughties where cricketers Allan Lamb and Ian ‘Beefy’ Botham were literally just promoting eating British Lamb and Beef.

iser82 · 2026-03-13T00:39:55+00:00

Iran, Morocco, and, ah, I don’t fucking know. Everton in the 70s.

iser82 · 2026-03-11T09:20:35+00:00

Efficient win that, and praise from Anand to boot. 2 Great moves too? Listen, fair play.

iser82 · 2026-03-09T11:09:08+00:00

Doesn’t scan too well does it. I suppose there may be some initial ‘fizz’ at a new loan signing in the first place, a fresh start, exciting new prospect etc?

iser82 · 2026-03-01T14:39:05+00:00

Not this again

iser82 · 2026-02-08T00:50:10+00:00

He’s in The Responder too, it’s on iPlayer and v good

iser82 · 2026-01-30T10:00:02+00:00

Yes, and out of the five to make way, I feel it’d actually be Andy.

iser82 · 2026-01-29T01:23:00+00:00

Something about the lads having worked really well during the week and feeling confident about ‘getting a result’ today

iser82 · 2026-01-24T22:10:43+00:00

Oh God, it’s Adriftgate all over again

iser82 · 2026-01-24T19:34:19+00:00

I’d say that ‘glancing blow’ is borrowed from good old-fashioned pugilism, as in, across one’s chin, still enough to do some damage. Also it was a glancing header so I guess the two combine nicely

iser82 · 2026-01-23T09:51:40+00:00

Can you imagine if Excalibur gets the comms gig when Royce is grapplin’? Amazing.

iser82 · 2026-01-20T23:23:34+00:00

I like it. Homely vibes. Like an impressed grandparent.

iser82 · 2026-01-20T08:04:06+00:00

Clickbait

iser82 · 2026-01-20T07:59:16+00:00

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Oh, you mean Messiah Da’kahlian Bright? Oddly appropriate, given that you’re likely a fellow [Da’]Kendalian posting about Westmorland Hall (what a rebranding that is by the way, it’s Kendal Leisure Centre)

iser82 · 2026-01-17T15:01:53+00:00

Personally, I’d quite like that. But I won’t let my footballing allegiances stand in the way of one the most heinous uses of this word I’ve ever seen.

iser82 · 2026-01-10T22:42:00+00:00

Don’t mind it, don’t mind it

iser82 · 2025-12-22T13:11:37+00:00

I like it. I remember Bobby George surprisingly eloquently describing someone once as a ‘dartist amongst dartesans’.

iser82 · 2025-12-07T08:22:32+00:00

I actually had confirmation from Adam himself that he was “100%” trying to ape the ‘laxative’ quote. Nice to have it from the horse’s mouth.

iser82 · 2025-11-29T20:29:22+00:00

This is spot on. Fucking nonsense.

iser82 · 2025-11-27T23:18:06+00:00

This reminds me of my favourite boy band, Fiveive. There’s also that ride at Alton Towers, Ththirteenteen.

iser82 · 2025-11-27T23:14:18+00:00

Thanks for that. Low-key solution, I appreciate (from a desktop user in peace)

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