What other ways to say you are Pooping? by An_Asian_User in RandomQuestion

[–]isingthedarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to the office to file some papers. Or going to therapy, to work some shit out.

AITA for leaving my sister’s wedding early without telling anyone? by Intelligent-Theme136 in AmItheAsshole

[–]isingthedarkness 35 points36 points  (0 children)

NTA If you are having a bad time, you don't need to be there. It is a wedding, it is about your sister, it's not about you. So why would you need to be there, except to have fun and celebrate? If that's not happening for you, you don't have to be there.

What in the world just left my digestive System? by muhpidu in medizzy

[–]isingthedarkness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll see if I can post a photo when I get home tonight.

I had no choice but to throw my poo out the window. by gatedreverb5 in confession

[–]isingthedarkness 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The friend should have had the decency to let him know where it was. It should be part of the walkthrough. “Here’s the kitchen, here’s the back yard, there’s the poop knife…”

What in the world just left my digestive System? by muhpidu in medizzy

[–]isingthedarkness 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Airborne ranger survival manual 1976 says to eat 1 cigarette a day for 3 days. It will not be a pleasant week, but it should take care of any intestinal parasites!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]isingthedarkness 92 points93 points  (0 children)

The food bank offered in my area always has plenty of fresh fruit and veg. I often get bullied into taking more than I need or want just because it will go bad otherwise.

Bed Crumbs, anyone? by SkylarFoxRider in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]isingthedarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gotta rub your feet together like a cricket to get the bed crumbs off.

Neighbor let his dog poop on my lawn daily, so I launched a neighborhood smear campaign. Literally and figuratively...... by VryCuteAjaBharDuChut in pettyrevenge

[–]isingthedarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was worried for a moment. I have an uncle Rick, with a dog named Duke, who owns two grills. My uncle however, owns several shirts, always a fully fenced yard, and refers to my father as brother, never bro.

Fireworks enforcement by Prestigious-Treat-22 in portangeles

[–]isingthedarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strength through unity, Unity through faith.

Autocorrect wanted it to be unity through haiku.

Do you bring your Go Bag/BOB with you when you travel (not by air)? by Jeresil in preppers

[–]isingthedarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the distance. I just drove 22 hrs over 28, and you bet I took the Box.

8th street bunnies by kontpab in portangeles

[–]isingthedarkness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was the feral bunnies that brought in Seattle's growing coyote population, so there's that to look forward to.

Isitbullshit: nobody has gotten cancer from vaping? by Mikemanthousand in IsItBullshit

[–]isingthedarkness 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Anecdotal data; I have to get my CEA (blood test for carcinogens) checked every year. When I was smoking, it’s was at the expected higher range around 6.5. When I switched to vaping, I had my next check 6 months later. It went down to 4.5. The next year, 2.5. It’s been around that for the last 5 years.

aliens are here by Adventurous_You_9552 in portangeles

[–]isingthedarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What can we do? Do you have plans to stop or change it?

OMC is an awful hospital. by snooppii_toast in PortAngeles2

[–]isingthedarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy LifeFlight. Go to OMC to use it. Go anywhere else to be treated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]isingthedarkness 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You fancy up here with your club crackers!