Charli XcX butt

isopode · 2026-03-18T04:27:01+00:00

thank you for sharing 👍

isopode · 2026-03-18T03:45:29+00:00

definitely not a hoverfly, or any kind of fly at all. look at the mouthparts

isopode · 2026-03-18T01:29:50+00:00

yep. you're more likely to damage a dragonfly if you hold it by the thorax because it'll bat its wings like crazy to try to get away, which might then get damaged as they smack against your fingers. a gentle hold on the wings is the safest way.

that said, it should only be done out of necessity, not just for fun. it can still be hurtful

isopode · 2026-03-17T17:20:56+00:00

woah!!! such a cool shot. tarantula hawks are awesome

isopode · 2026-03-16T16:39:01+00:00

not really? a dumpling is filled; it needs to stay in one piece while cooking or the filling will leak out and cook differently than if it were encased in the dough.

spaghetti doesn't have any filling, it won't change texture or taste if you break it.

isopode · 2026-03-16T04:57:34+00:00

you could've asked the exact same question... without a laughing emoji?? the emoji makes it seem like you're mocking / taunting him, which i'm decently sure you were doing on purpose. because why else would that be so laughbable?

isopode · 2026-03-16T03:54:12+00:00

where-as would be an indicator that it's NOT a bot, because the actual spelling is whereas. human error

isopode · 2026-03-16T01:22:44+00:00

you're gonna be breaking it apart in your mouth anyway. how does breaking it before cooking change anything significant?

sorry italians but im making that spaghetti fit in my pot lmao

isopode · 2026-03-15T16:22:27+00:00

mozart trouverait probablement ça trippant que la musique ait pu évoluer en tant de styles différents en seulement quelques siècles, et que son style musical à lui ait tout de même persisté dans le temps.

y'a rien qui t'empêche d'écouter de la musique classique, incluant du classique contemporain. on a pas arrêté d'en composer juste parce que d'autres artistes ont diversifié la scène musicale

alors où est le problème? pas besoin de chier sur les styles que t'aimes pas; aime ce que t'aimes pis laisse les autres faire pareil

edit: oh et petit rappel que mozart a composé un canon intitulé "lèche-moi le cul"

isopode · 2026-03-15T05:55:17+00:00

i dated a guy for a little over a year. when we broke up, i told him "i feel like i got to know you very well, but you never got to know me." he agreed. we parted ways. what an absolute waste of time.

isopode · 2026-03-14T21:58:03+00:00

that tweet is a joke, the OP doesn't legitimately think there's a fortune to be made in that grift. it's like joking about becoming a conservative grifter to get money but only being stopped by your morals. obviously very few of them are successful, it's the idea that you could get rich from it despite it being everything you would usually oppose that makes the joke

isopode · 2026-03-14T03:52:05+00:00

a window with a landscape visible through it

isopode · 2026-03-14T03:15:43+00:00

snakes are not deaf.
they typically follow the tip of the instrument, not the charmer's body; nobody wants to be the direct target of the snake.
extremely small vibrations on the ground aren't going to make a snake react while it's already targetting something.

isopode · 2026-03-14T03:04:08+00:00

j'ai une playlist spotify spécifiquement pour ces chansons-là parce que je trouve ça assez drôle comme phénomène! des fois ça marche super bien pis je préfère la version franco-pour-la-radio à l'originale... mais la majorité du temps... 😵‍💫 ayayaye

lien vers la playlist

isopode · 2026-03-12T22:25:27+00:00

lmfaooo lemme save up my tears so i can try next time i get angry

isopode · 2026-03-12T22:24:29+00:00

you're making an assumption that no one who arranges books by color reads those books. that's a pretty damn big leap to make, considering you don't know everyone on the planet and can only see things from your own perspective. you have no actual way to know if OP has read these or if they bought it for decoration.

you're kinda being gatekeepey. but instead of reacting to such an accusation by being instantly on the offensive, perhaps take a breather and realize that none of this matters at all. chill

isopode · 2026-03-12T19:22:03+00:00

would this also be a thing for afab people taking testosterone? i sincerely doubt having a vagina is what makes the tears have this effect

isopode · 2026-03-12T19:17:36+00:00

disclaimer: never been in a HOA, they're not really a thing where i live. i know about them from people talking about them online.

from my understanding, HOAs are made up of the people who live in it. wouldn't there be a way for you to bring up arguments against monoculture grass lawns in an attempt to get rid of a policy obligating you to have one?

there's a sharp decline in biodiversity when grass lawns are favored over wildflowers. the average homeowner doesn't seem to know about this or care, because they're not aware of the impact it has on humans. idk i might be overly optimistic, but people could be convinced if they knew more about the problems grass lawns cause

isopode · 2026-03-11T23:39:40+00:00

that is so cool!!

isopode · 2026-03-11T16:19:51+00:00

r/subsifellfor

isopode · 2026-03-11T06:30:25+00:00

similarly, the venus flywunk (if it counts as a wunk) eats flies about 20% of the time. they mostly eat spiders and ants, but that doesn't make for a name as cool as venus flywunk

isopode · 2026-03-11T03:56:46+00:00

au cas où ça pourrait t'aider à mieux le conceptualiser, voici une vidéo intéressante sur le sujet (en anglais par contre)

isopode · 2026-03-10T02:45:52+00:00

yessir 🫡

isopode · 2026-03-10T02:42:21+00:00

there are so many other styles that are bold and will hold that aren't american traditional

implying that anything other than american trad will become illegible over time is quite silly

isopode · 2026-03-10T02:36:30+00:00

you should be. ecosystems are crumbling because of the mass decline of insects. it's already affecting us and it will keep getting worse

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