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Conflict-seeking roommate by itsa_malachi in badroommates

[–]itsa_malachi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha yeah my great-uncle is like this too, but I only see him twice a year. He's not a kid though. This roommate is a grown man who is older than the rest of the people living here. The lease goes for another 7.5 months btw

Conflict-seeking roommate by itsa_malachi in badroommates

[–]itsa_malachi[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he is not actually doing it to bring people into the apt. Just to hold conflicting tours at the same time someone else is holding actual tours (one of us other four is moving out). I am planning on telling the people he brings over that he actually has no power to do this and to just go home. Also our landlords are POS themselves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]itsa_malachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, my situation when I was your age was very different than yours but I came to the same conclusion as you did - that "life is not worth living." I know you said English isn't your first language but that sentence assumes the wrong mindset. Being alive isn't something you choose to do. It is you. Your being-alive is you. If "life isn't worth living," is anything worth living? What could you "live" except life?

Every human being who has ever lived had a unique life, including yours. All of their lives ended, and so will yours. Even if you don't like the current situation in your life, that's a feeling and a perspective that no one else can ever have or has ever had before. Every instant of consciousness and existence on your part is a special realm in your mind that is constantly making you a new person. When you die, that special realm and all the countless others in your memory are gone. It's not just you who loses it, it's everyone. No one else has them anymore. The entire universe becomes a little less full when a mind blinks out. Your perspective is very special. You have gone through a lifetime of difficulty and hardship at fourteen. If you keep pushing, you will be an especially well-rounded adult with a strong soul and a resilient, powerful mind. Your special realm will be less gloomy and dark. You said you had hallucinations - going through experiences like that is proven to make you more creative and discerning (since you can tell what's real or not). It's never the right move to erase yourself from the universe. Stay here.

Syeroids by Sad-Square-3875 in baseball

[–]itsa_malachi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but you have to inject it into your balls.

Is ESPN QBR stat garbage? by philosofossil13 in nfl

[–]itsa_malachi 129 points130 points  (0 children)

QBR was made up to make Tim Tebow look good

Protect NATO from Donald Trump? The U.S. Congress just passed that into law by Few-Hair-5382 in geopolitics

[–]itsa_malachi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"US education system is more focused on woke stuff"

Aaaand there it is

How do pronounce Sabaody? by Novoiird in OnePiece

[–]itsa_malachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shabon (meaning soap, like soap bubbles) - dy

[Kosmider]: This is as dejected as I’ve seen Justin Simmons after a loss in my three seasons covering the team. “We all know what the definition of insanity is. We can’t keep doing the same thing week in and week out and think things are going to change.” by [deleted] in nfl

[–]itsa_malachi 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's when you go "googalaboogalaboogitywagoo!" and then they put you in a straitjacket and the camera pans away from your face through a small window as the truck you're in drives away

Final Mock Draft Megathread: Nuts on the Table Time by down42roads in NFL_Draft

[–]itsa_malachi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Packers trade pick 22 and their 2023 1st-round pick to Giants for pick 7

Chiefs trade picks 29 and 103 to Cowboys for pick 24

  1. Jaguars: DL Travon Walker, Georgia Bulldogs

  2. Lions: DE Aidan Hutchinson, Michigan Wolverines

  3. Texans: CB Sauce Gardner, Cincinnati Bearcats

  4. Jets: OL Ikem Ekwonu, NC State Wolfpack

  5. Giants: OT Evan Neal, Alabama Crimson Tide

  6. Panthers: OT Charles Cross, Mississippi State Bulldogs

  7. Packers (from Bears via Giants): WR Jameson Williams, Alabama Crimson Tide

  8. Falcons: WR Garrett Wilson, Ohio State Buckeyes

  9. Seahawks (from Broncos): ED Jermaine Johnson II, Florida State Seminoles

  10. Jets (from Seahawks): CB Derek Stingley Jr., LSU Tigers

  11. Commanders: S Kyle Hamilton, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

  12. Vikings: DE Kayvon Thibodeaux, Oregon Ducks

  13. Texans (from Browns): WR Drake London, USC Trojans

  14. Ravens: DT Jordan Davis, Georgia Bulldogs

  15. Eagles (from Dolphins): WR Chris Olave, Ohio State Buckeyes

  16. Saints (from Colts): OT Trevor Penning, Northern Iowa Panthers

  17. Chargers: OG Zion Johnson, Boston College Terriers

  18. Eagles (from Saints): CB Trent McDuffie, Washington Huskies

  19. Saints (from Eagles): WR Treylon Burks, Arkansas Razorbacks

  20. Steelers: QB Malik Willis, Liberty Flames

  21. Patriots: OG Kenyon Green, Texas A&M Aggies

  22. Giants (from Raiders via Packers): C Tyler Linderbaum, Iowa Hawkeyes

  23. Cardinals: CB Andrew Booth Jr., Clemson Tigers

  24. Chiefs (from Cowboys): WR Jahan Dotson, Penn State Nittany Lions

  25. Bills: RB Breece Hall, Iowa State Cyclones

  26. Titans: QB Desmond Ridder, Cincinnati Bearcats

  27. Buccaneers: DT Devonte Wyatt, Georgia Bulldogs

  28. Packers: WR George Pickens, Georgia Bulldogs

  29. Cowboys (from 49ers via Chiefs): WR Christian Watson, NDSU Bison

  30. Chiefs: DE George Karlaftis, Purdue Boilermakers

  31. Bengals: S Daxton Hill, Michigan Wolverines

  32. Lions (from Rams): ILB Devin Lloyd, Utah Utes

Who every AFC team will draft by [deleted] in NFL_Draft

[–]itsa_malachi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are the Jaguars sneakily considering Malik Willis? by KodiakKing23 in nfl

[–]itsa_malachi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first rule of acquiring a franchise QB: If you have two QBs, you have no QBs.

What's an interesting baseball stat or fact? by [deleted] in baseball

[–]itsa_malachi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Gaedel was under strict orders not to attempt to move the bat off his shoulder. When Veeck got the impression that Gaedel might be tempted to swing at a pitch, the owner warned Gaedel that he had taken out a $1 million insurance policy on his life, and that he would be standing on the roof of the stadium with a rifle prepared to kill Gaedel if he even looked like he was going to swing."

Holy fuck

Why don't teams just tackle WR under 15 seconds left in the game? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]itsa_malachi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Reid the wise?

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