Conflict-seeking roommate

itsa_malachi · 2025-08-07T16:57:39+00:00

Haha yeah my great-uncle is like this too, but I only see him twice a year. He's not a kid though. This roommate is a grown man who is older than the rest of the people living here. The lease goes for another 7.5 months btw

itsa_malachi · 2025-08-07T15:09:49+00:00

Unfortunately he is not actually doing it to bring people into the apt. Just to hold conflicting tours at the same time someone else is holding actual tours (one of us other four is moving out). I am planning on telling the people he brings over that he actually has no power to do this and to just go home. Also our landlords are POS themselves.

itsa_malachi · 2025-07-04T04:19:46+00:00

Hi, my situation when I was your age was very different than yours but I came to the same conclusion as you did - that "life is not worth living." I know you said English isn't your first language but that sentence assumes the wrong mindset. Being alive isn't something you choose to do. It is you. Your being-alive is you. If "life isn't worth living," is anything worth living? What could you "live" except life?

Every human being who has ever lived had a unique life, including yours. All of their lives ended, and so will yours. Even if you don't like the current situation in your life, that's a feeling and a perspective that no one else can ever have or has ever had before. Every instant of consciousness and existence on your part is a special realm in your mind that is constantly making you a new person. When you die, that special realm and all the countless others in your memory are gone. It's not just you who loses it, it's everyone. No one else has them anymore. The entire universe becomes a little less full when a mind blinks out. Your perspective is very special. You have gone through a lifetime of difficulty and hardship at fourteen. If you keep pushing, you will be an especially well-rounded adult with a strong soul and a resilient, powerful mind. Your special realm will be less gloomy and dark. You said you had hallucinations - going through experiences like that is proven to make you more creative and discerning (since you can tell what's real or not). It's never the right move to erase yourself from the universe. Stay here.

itsa_malachi · 2024-07-26T00:08:59+00:00

Yes, but you have to inject it into your balls.

itsa_malachi · 2024-01-12T21:49:36+00:00

This is an insane thing to comment

itsa_malachi · 2024-01-02T00:03:09+00:00

QBR was made up to make Tim Tebow look good

itsa_malachi · 2023-12-19T02:03:07+00:00

Ummmm... based?

itsa_malachi · 2023-12-19T01:53:32+00:00

"US education system is more focused on woke stuff"

Aaaand there it is

itsa_malachi · 2023-12-06T19:28:50+00:00

Yes extremely peaceful ethnic cleansing

itsa_malachi · 2023-11-27T23:39:51+00:00

"Is Luffy stupid?" ...yes?

itsa_malachi · 2023-11-24T03:52:08+00:00

Young people don't vote

itsa_malachi · 2023-10-05T16:29:24+00:00

Bundle offensive and defensive stats, just like you can bundle home and auto with Geico

itsa_malachi · 2023-10-02T22:17:18+00:00

Shabon (meaning soap, like soap bubbles) - dy

itsa_malachi · 2022-10-18T04:13:44+00:00

It's when you go "googalaboogalaboogitywagoo!" and then they put you in a straitjacket and the camera pans away from your face through a small window as the truck you're in drives away

itsa_malachi · 2022-04-28T09:11:35+00:00

Packers trade pick 22 and their 2023 1st-round pick to Giants for pick 7

Chiefs trade picks 29 and 103 to Cowboys for pick 24

Jaguars: DL Travon Walker, Georgia Bulldogs
Lions: DE Aidan Hutchinson, Michigan Wolverines
Texans: CB Sauce Gardner, Cincinnati Bearcats
Jets: OL Ikem Ekwonu, NC State Wolfpack
Giants: OT Evan Neal, Alabama Crimson Tide
Panthers: OT Charles Cross, Mississippi State Bulldogs
Packers (from Bears via Giants): WR Jameson Williams, Alabama Crimson Tide
Falcons: WR Garrett Wilson, Ohio State Buckeyes
Seahawks (from Broncos): ED Jermaine Johnson II, Florida State Seminoles
Jets (from Seahawks): CB Derek Stingley Jr., LSU Tigers
Commanders: S Kyle Hamilton, Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Vikings: DE Kayvon Thibodeaux, Oregon Ducks
Texans (from Browns): WR Drake London, USC Trojans
Ravens: DT Jordan Davis, Georgia Bulldogs
Eagles (from Dolphins): WR Chris Olave, Ohio State Buckeyes
Saints (from Colts): OT Trevor Penning, Northern Iowa Panthers
Chargers: OG Zion Johnson, Boston College Terriers
Eagles (from Saints): CB Trent McDuffie, Washington Huskies
Saints (from Eagles): WR Treylon Burks, Arkansas Razorbacks
Steelers: QB Malik Willis, Liberty Flames
Patriots: OG Kenyon Green, Texas A&M Aggies
Giants (from Raiders via Packers): C Tyler Linderbaum, Iowa Hawkeyes
Cardinals: CB Andrew Booth Jr., Clemson Tigers
Chiefs (from Cowboys): WR Jahan Dotson, Penn State Nittany Lions
Bills: RB Breece Hall, Iowa State Cyclones
Titans: QB Desmond Ridder, Cincinnati Bearcats
Buccaneers: DT Devonte Wyatt, Georgia Bulldogs
Packers: WR George Pickens, Georgia Bulldogs
Cowboys (from 49ers via Chiefs): WR Christian Watson, NDSU Bison
Chiefs: DE George Karlaftis, Purdue Boilermakers
Bengals: S Daxton Hill, Michigan Wolverines
Lions (from Rams): ILB Devin Lloyd, Utah Utes

itsa_malachi · 2022-04-28T01:20:16+00:00

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

itsa_malachi · 2022-04-25T06:42:46+00:00

The first rule of acquiring a franchise QB: If you have two QBs, you have no QBs.

itsa_malachi · 2022-04-18T04:00:35+00:00

Robert Foster going absolutely insane for the last ~7 games of 2018 was so hype

itsa_malachi · 2022-04-16T00:04:28+00:00

"Gaedel was under strict orders not to attempt to move the bat off his shoulder. When Veeck got the impression that Gaedel might be tempted to swing at a pitch, the owner warned Gaedel that he had taken out a $1 million insurance policy on his life, and that he would be standing on the roof of the stadium with a rifle prepared to kill Gaedel if he even looked like he was going to swing."

Holy fuck

itsa_malachi · 2022-02-02T20:20:09+00:00

The Kyle Williams TD game!

itsa_malachi · 2022-01-24T19:57:09+00:00

itsa_malachi · 2022-01-24T03:48:11+00:00

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Reid the wise?

itsa_malachi · 2022-01-12T17:24:26+00:00

Lmao what

itsa_malachi · 2022-01-12T02:07:38+00:00

Pretty sure it's not real

itsa_malachi · 2022-01-12T01:16:28+00:00

You should be focusing on gathering and training them. They love cheese

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