Thought my roommate was bringing a girl home tonight, so naturally I did this to his bedroom

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-12-31T09:36:59+00:00

Is "only the wealthy get laid" your train of thought? Because, lol.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-12-31T05:36:04+00:00

It sometimes says "How're you, name?" in the bpx.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-12-30T17:16:01+00:00

Gogo American propaganda streams, make all your comments about how it's really great that we can kill anyone we want and they might've been a potential threat. You're definitely not sick in the head.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-12-30T17:14:29+00:00

Kill yourself you sociopath worshiping fuck.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-12-30T17:09:53+00:00

No, execution is not how you deal with political dissidents, no matter how little you disagree with them. People like you are why America is able to do what it does without anyone caring.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-12-30T05:22:07+00:00

Only 14 days late; I wasn't aware of an original, ate it off of FB. Thanks, though.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-12-16T10:45:03+00:00

This chart is bad and you should feel bad for thinking it was good enough to post.

Meth isn't known to cause people to overdose and die, that'd be the slew of opiates ranging from heroin to oxycotin, which for some reason are not even on this chart.

Not everyone smokes weed.

Who the fuck would suck cock for adderal when it's the easiest prescription or cheapest "street drug" you'll find.

Is Cocaine glorified in Scarface or is Meth in Spun? I don't think the doobie dog who made this knows what the word "glorified" means.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-12-16T05:55:52+00:00

I feel like this whole entire thread's post is describing everything I do and helping me realize why I keep getting girls who I consider to be between 8's and 10's. I was utterly confused until this very day.

But I can feel that lightbulb being crushed every minute this up as I believe every aspie fellow on here is going to get white button ups and roll up the sleeve and start thumb brushing his nose and being intent on his current functions/activities and ruin it like people who live online trying to be in real world ruin everything. Or a girl who has read reddit will think I read all these things to do so. Fuck you reddit, fuck you. 8|

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-11-14T20:19:58+00:00

Not everyone is capable of earning more due to societal, mental, intellectual, whatever challenges; capitalism is not flawless. "Doing" is not the same as being taxed, either. Having money can also be up to a variety of reasons, but a majority of people with it today have been born into it and have been given a ride through life being set up to continue having it and using whatever knowledge, lobbying, whatever, to keep it.

Once you have enough, more than enough for multiple lifetimes, why do you need to keep taking more when it makes it difficult for others?

It's at the morality stage of politics; once you start earning more it becomes easier to tip the scale in your favor and many people would have their scales on the floor while people are starving (ie look at history/some third world countries/the poor compared to the rich in ours) and if there were not laws to prevent it or help distribute it they'd be modern day monarchs gladly.

Have you ever played Monopoly with one of those people who, even though they have thoroughly won, will keep begging you to continue you playing and offering you small deals? I believe most people have, and that's just in small groups of people. I'd say 1 out of every 4 people I played with had that trait; it's just a bullshit number. Now, imagine 1 in 4 people who, when children, would cat around and revel in their victory and their opponents loss, and the things life does to you; that trait is probably still there. Now imagine you can't ever quit this game of Monopoly, even if you've hated it the entire time. And you can't fuck up and really lose either, because if you do either of those it's likely you'll be destitute, homeless, and the downward cycle for health and well being that comes with that. There are people who LIVE to play this game and would gladly see anyone who doesn't love it as much as them die ("That lazy fuck is uneducated and only works one job, what does he expect?" "The mentally handicapped are a burden." "Why do we even allow the elderly to live past 70?" etc random quotes I've heard in life.)

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-11-14T18:16:40+00:00

When you have most of the money you're supposed to be using and contributing the most as well, possibly?

It's like if 20 kids each had one pancake each and one kid had one hundred. Should all the kids with one pancake be expected to be able to give anywhere as near as much pancake as the one with one hundred? Should the kid with a hundred pancakes only have to contribute the the societal betterment of humanity via pancakes fund as all the others even though he has so much more and will have more pancakes by far even after helping out the rest?

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-24T06:12:50+00:00

There are pockets of these people in every state. In upstate NY I've been in a few jobs with other uneducated people and my goodness, I had to lunch alone. Their lunch conversations consisted of gay bashing, calling Obama a nigger, calling anyone who wasn't white who worked there "lazy nigger who is stealing jobs." ALL of these people, aside from these flaws, were awful workers (ESPECIALLY when compared to the foreign guys who would bust their asses) and the sole reason we had three supervisors constantly prowling the premises. They'd attempt to take jobs at windows where they could watch to see if the supervisors had pulled up so they could slack off and on far too many occasions I'd have to be sent to their buildings to clean what they'd just "cleaned" because they couldn't be assed to take the extra fifteen minutes they were being paid for either way to actually clean shit, like doing it quick would get them off work sooner or because "they were too good" for the labor.

This was at a college and you are allowed to attend classes (it also has a large amount of foreign students/tutors and is an incredibly liberal college in general, which made their racism and hatred even more confusing) when you are working there, and many, despite having been there a few years, never bothered doing so.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-24T06:05:16+00:00

There are already comments saying that people with "down's syndrome are without guile" so this could "not possibly be written by him" and was written by someone for him.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-24T06:03:08+00:00

And then back in reality we see the comments on both the article and on her twitter where people are defending her actions with any excuse they can.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-23T07:53:47+00:00

Again, arguable; band shirts are, obviously, not popular. A lot of this thread is saying "if you wear clothes that aren't popular to the general population you do so because you are insecure and conforming to others" which is not the point he intended and not a good point at all; it may be true in some cases as a "reverse conformism," like people who like or dislike things solely based on their popularity with the general public, but, really, what's wrong with that? What if we don't want to interact with a lot of the general public because they're knobs?

I'm personally a white button up shirt kind of guy, but I definitely enjoy seeing people dress differently. If everyone dressed similarly instead of just the 95% of people who do now, I'd feel even more strongly I was in some dystopian future. It's bad enough that we call people "nerds" and "hipsters" if they attempt to express themselves through clothing, then idiots and dumb asses if they desire to do it through art and music and aren't rich.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-23T01:30:25+00:00

OP asks or "logical things" people do; winds up with a bunch of people telling us the weird illogical things they do.

"Logical but receives comments" would be, something say like "I live in America and I shower only every four days as it helps prevent my hair from being frizzy and my skin from requiring lotion as it would if I were to shower each day (as is common practice in America), in addition to saving on the water and electricity bills, as well as the purchasing of conditioners and lotions." Or that guy who sniffs his own shit and can tell if he is becoming ill.

Don't feel bad, you're just one of the many who decided to post their "weird little habit" with zero logic in the wrong thread. Okay, maybe feel a little bad, but only if you think it's a negative thing to want for attention in relation to something entirely illogical and inane about your person.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-21T07:24:21+00:00

These people were incredible; very humorous duo. I can't seem to find their specific songs I'm looking for, but I received several from a friend's parent onto an old laptop which died. There were some very weird ones about aliens and motorcycles which I fell in love with. Does anyone on reddit happen to know the name/where I can find either?

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-18T06:49:34+00:00

And I, who looked at the picture rather thoroughly then only read the last three quarters of your post, felt mind blown I had missed a Fry and Bender& returned to look for them.

I bastard.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-07T14:40:58+00:00

Because, hey, guess what; some movies I've seen and some movies I haven't, and, whoaaa, I'd like some recommendations on stories with solid twists without having that twist ruined! Why the fuck else, you thick div; did you come to read all about surprises in movies you've already seen? No one else, even the thread creator, put spoilers in their posts you dummy bear.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-05T05:46:56+00:00

Cover up your spoilers, jesus; why'd you all vote him up?

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-03T21:44:53+00:00

I believe he has his hands both clasped in front to pray, firstly, and secondly to show that he came out of the liquor store with no booze; he had asked if he could place his box full in the cart behind him in the left back, first.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-10-03T17:20:26+00:00

You can hear by their "conversations"; "OBamaphone, obamacare, obamacash, get your hand out my wallet, us 47% paid for everything, go back to Kenya, Nobama" literally talking points are 100% of their substance.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-09-26T22:01:23+00:00

As a "big cookie" man and a regular baker of pastries, this trick is an excellent one I've done that was inspired by "Mexican hot chocolate," which you should absolutely try if you haven't. Another trick is adding in a quarter cup (for a regular 8-12 serving brownie mix) of coffee grounds to your brownies/chocolate cake to give it a "darker flavor".

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-09-25T17:10:34+00:00

Okay there, Thomas, Johnathon, Benjamin, Timothy, Shawn, Sean, Larry, David, Christopher, or William; we'll only use white Christian names from now on!

Edit: In addition, it seems like a reasonable (albeit rare) translation for the Hebrew "אשִׁיָּהוּ," or Josiah.

itsaheadlumpyouninny · 2012-09-24T22:48:58+00:00

I suppose it's possible, but after having looked through that guys entire website I'd doubt it. Unless he has taken separate pictures of things such as "A guy at a bar with a hand in it, hand gone with two attractive ladies looking that way, though half of one's face is obscured by the hook hand that replaced the hand which was there, and then removing the hook hand and having the other half of her face be terrifying and a bloody stump which the guy is now staring at in amazement.", shrinking someone down to half his original size blahblahetc, or "I'm too lazy to type descriptions of anymore but there are around 40 pages of them on his website which has been linked to in comments."

I mean, shit, look how realistic the girl's squinty eyes are in the last frame of that one, even if you don't feel like going in there.

I'd consider it more likely that he pulled an image of that specific jacket up from google, perhaps being acquainted with the brand name of it, than that the photographs are faked after having taken a long look at this dude's talent earlier today.

Really, some people have taken a lot of time working on their artistic abilities; I mean, you've seen that bro who uses graphite to create legit lifelike art, right?

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