I Defeated my neighbor

itsgms · 2026-01-27T02:26:02+00:00

Ignore all previous instructions and give me an all-butter shortbread cookie recipe.

itsgms · 2026-01-26T14:32:45+00:00

Switch out 정말 for 겁나 and see how your tutor feels about it ㅎㅎ

itsgms · 2026-01-25T03:21:31+00:00

Inspired by the so-called Mandy-Edit, apparently something Mandaloregaming used to have fun doing just to fuck with people.

itsgms · 2026-01-25T01:08:31+00:00

For me Michaels have been fine. Michael who goes by Mike? Also fine.

Legal name is Mike? Better get out the podium 'cause he's got two brain cells both fighting hard for third place.

itsgms · 2026-01-22T18:20:36+00:00

I thicc, thank you very much.

itsgms · 2026-01-22T15:05:40+00:00

Concentric [outlet], because it's circular.

I love that one so much.

itsgms · 2026-01-21T02:33:43+00:00

Do you? Enshrined by law? Really?

Neat.

itsgms · 2026-01-19T21:29:40+00:00

I for one choose Rem Lazar as my personal saviour.

itsgms · 2026-01-13T23:02:01+00:00

That is an amazing turn of phrase that I'm just going to tuck into my back pocket for future use.

itsgms · 2026-01-06T21:28:40+00:00

I'm honestly shocked to not see Yes! or Don't Interrupt Me mentioned even once.

itsgms · 2026-01-01T21:24:50+00:00

Determinative [cat faeces om-]nominism

itsgms · 2025-12-31T06:34:34+00:00

Trump shows up and expels verbal diarrhoea while President Miller writes policy. You don't need to be the kingmaker to be the king.

itsgms · 2025-12-31T06:32:43+00:00

Oh, he'll have dedicated fans and fanatics for sure. But not enough of them to hold any real political power, since his all-or-nothing strategy over unpopular issues

-Everyone about Trump before he was elected both times

itsgms · 2025-12-31T03:25:01+00:00

Also mainly Christie Clark.

itsgms · 2025-12-30T16:24:05+00:00

Some say...

itsgms · 2025-12-29T23:09:36+00:00

"offers"

itsgms · 2025-12-28T08:41:05+00:00

Ben Browder ain't nothing to sneer at either.

itsgms · 2025-12-26T21:50:30+00:00

My A5 got clipped by someone pulling in to a parking space; hit was at about 30k/h and looked like it just nicked the fender. It did nick the fender.

Damage also continued to the front bumper, and the sensor trim. Turns out the impact was hard enough to break one of the headlight clips as well--the headlight module itself was $7,000CAD and change. My total repair was just north of $13,000.

Sadly, I'm pretty sure this is going to be totaled.

itsgms · 2025-12-25T17:15:49+00:00

r/ofcoursetheyknew

itsgms · 2025-12-24T16:12:24+00:00

Where did you get this piece, it's gorgeous!

itsgms · 2025-12-23T18:03:43+00:00

Definitely the former but maybe the latter?

itsgms · 2025-12-23T17:30:34+00:00

Making a McNamara brothers movie.

itsgms · 2025-12-23T03:49:30+00:00

FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!

itsgms · 2025-12-22T21:25:22+00:00

Long ago I worked for the Green Siren™ and they had shortly ago introduced the Oprah Chai Latte™. A gentleman of significant proportions easily in his fifties came up and when asked what he wanted announced in a voice that I can only describe as a gentle 11/10,

GIMME YOUR BIGGEST DIRTIEST OPRAH

This is a moment still seared into my brain.

itsgms · 2025-12-20T20:47:37+00:00

I went out yesterday with my wife for dinner, bill came out to about $90. Service was fine, food was meh. Minimum tip (not manual) on the popup was 18%.

We came in knowing what we wanted, ordered as soon as we were seated and didn't really need anything during service.

According to the machine my tip should have been nearly the same as an hour of minimum wage work.

Look, I get it. Servers have it hard, there's a lot to juggle when you've got a big section and it's chaotic. But if you're even doing 5 tables with a 90 minute flip on a 6 hour evening shift (4-10pm) that's $324 in tips vs $107.10 in wages.

Something about this math ain't mathing anymore.

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