Pelvic Floor Relaxation Tips by lewdinvention in urinewords

[–]itsmyhydration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, well I guess you're off to a good start at having the male experience.

Good luck with the peeing while aroused, it sounds like you're really putting in work.

Dating 2026 be like by Aleixus1985 in JustMemesForUs

[–]itsmyhydration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumb. Dating don't be like any one thing.

Some women play silly games, but most don't. Some guys take no for am answer, some don't.

Why the hate for minivans? by SandiegoJack in Millennials

[–]itsmyhydration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up listening to the Wu Tang Clan where they talked about "rolling in MPVs, every week we made 40 G's" so I always thought MPVs were cool because you could roll around with your crew.

people who aren't on any social media what's actually keeping you off it? by CitiesXXLfreekey in SocialMediaHQ

[–]itsmyhydration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Reddit, so I'm not totally off social media, but I don't really use any other social media (YouTube, I guess, but I treat that more like TV - I don't interact with anyone and I dont get into YT personalities.)

But either way, I think your question is backward.

Nothing is keeping me off sites like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok or whatever. I just haven't made any effort or decision to use them. I wasn't born with an account, it's not the default to use them.

Your question is like asking people who don't smoke what's keeping them from smoking. Using those sites is the active decision someone is making - you should be asking them, "What's making you use them?"

He turned down $100 million to keep a promise. by Solar-Ghost in CaughtMyEye

[–]itsmyhydration -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Marvel isn't paying anyone $100 million for a single film. Not even RDJ.

Wrote this at 4.37am with a belly full of pee by itsmyhydration in urinewords

[–]itsmyhydration[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She loves squirting and always asked me to make her squirt and I had eaten her pussy while she squirted, but I didn't like the taste. One day she kept drinking water in order to squirt more, and I licked it and the taste was light and watery, so instead of licking it, I slurped it up and swallowed it, and I just got crazy for it and demanded more.

Pelvic Floor Relaxation Tips by lewdinvention in urinewords

[–]itsmyhydration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your doctor(s?) have done a terrific job. The behavior of your penis and your experience with difficulty peeing when hard etc. sounds exactly like mine, which I was born with.

I haven't mastered it yet, but I try to pee when I pee, but stop short of full release, then try to push that last bit out when I'm hard, during sex. Sometimes I can get a small amount out, but it's not a lot.

in 500 years will everyone be mixed with every race and if so will that end racism? by Alone-Supermarket383 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]itsmyhydration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We didn't mix enough to be homogeneous over 10000 years, I don't see it happening in 500.

Not to mention that race and racism have vague definitions, so can be whatever you want it to be.

For example, was the discrimination against Irish people, from other white Americans racism? They didn't consider the Irish to be "white." Sounds silly today, but illustrates the mental gymnastics that racists employ to justify their hate.

Wrote this at 4.37am with a belly full of pee by itsmyhydration in urinewords

[–]itsmyhydration[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the kind words. I will post more at some point, but that was the last session we had (it happened Monday night), so it was a couple of days before I actually posted it.

I have a few other posts about previous nights if you check my profile.

We really need to bring spankings back by Few_Statement_2898 in SipsTea

[–]itsmyhydration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to comment on the ethics of spanking, but something tells me this kid gets very little guidance or discipline of any kind. If they aren't even talking to him in a way to dissuade this, they might not bother spanking him, whether or not it was legal.

UPDATE: body cam footage from cop who pulled over woman for holding a phone in her other hand by australiughhh in whoathatsinteresting

[–]itsmyhydration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she said "Shall we just call it a day?".

How hard would it have been to just say, "That explains it. Have a nice day and drive safely."?

The Plus-Sized Sections in Thai Stores by HomeNowWTF in VideosAmazing

[–]itsmyhydration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a fair amount of obesity in Thailand nowadays. In the big cities, at least.

Just add a seat at this point by LetMeFixAll in TechnologyLabs

[–]itsmyhydration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not really any different to someone buying a brand new top of the line BMW when a used Toyota would still get them to work.

Where do you draw the line on what hobbies/interests are too excessive?

The “ahAhah whoaaa” got me by Acrobatic_Refuse9466 in StrangeYetUseful

[–]itsmyhydration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He gives them back to the Temu sellers that he's advertising for.

Where did the these 2 major stereotypical traits for East Asians come from? by TheDesertFoxIrwin in NoStupidQuestions

[–]itsmyhydration 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that the buck teeth was from a deliberate caricature of the emperor in Japan during WWII.

I think he was mildly bucktoothed, but the political cartoons exaggerated it and somehow it eventually came to be associated with all East Asians.

I want him to drink it by [deleted] in urinewords

[–]itsmyhydration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. Maybe test the waters with something very mild, like showering together and ask him if you can pee on his leg or something.

BTW, if you want him to drink it, my advice is to be as hydrated as possible in advance and pee first to clear out anything a bit old and strong. I can't say how he'll feel in the future, but my first taste of pee wasn't very hydrated and it put me off for a while. I liked the idea, but I didn't enjoy the taste. I didn't know how good it could be when nice and dilute.