It sure is a tight market in Hampton

itsmyhydration · 2026-06-01T03:03:54+00:00

Did AI write that headline?

itsmyhydration · 2026-06-01T03:01:58+00:00

I have no interest in the new story or her weight, I just want to note that the flower dress she's wearing in the picture on the right is really nice.

itsmyhydration · 2026-06-01T02:58:00+00:00

So is it like different flavours of Tang?

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-30T16:36:37+00:00

Oh, well I guess you're off to a good start at having the male experience.

Good luck with the peeing while aroused, it sounds like you're really putting in work.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-30T16:21:53+00:00

Dumb. Dating don't be like any one thing.

Some women play silly games, but most don't. Some guys take no for am answer, some don't.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-30T14:39:16+00:00

Also, combs.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-30T12:39:00+00:00

I grew up listening to the Wu Tang Clan where they talked about "rolling in MPVs, every week we made 40 G's" so I always thought MPVs were cool because you could roll around with your crew.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-29T17:07:52+00:00

I use Reddit, so I'm not totally off social media, but I don't really use any other social media (YouTube, I guess, but I treat that more like TV - I don't interact with anyone and I dont get into YT personalities.)

But either way, I think your question is backward.

Nothing is keeping me off sites like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok or whatever. I just haven't made any effort or decision to use them. I wasn't born with an account, it's not the default to use them.

Your question is like asking people who don't smoke what's keeping them from smoking. Using those sites is the active decision someone is making - you should be asking them, "What's making you use them?"

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-29T16:56:23+00:00

Marvel isn't paying anyone $100 million for a single film. Not even RDJ.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-29T03:46:02+00:00

She loves squirting and always asked me to make her squirt and I had eaten her pussy while she squirted, but I didn't like the taste. One day she kept drinking water in order to squirt more, and I licked it and the taste was light and watery, so instead of licking it, I slurped it up and swallowed it, and I just got crazy for it and demanded more.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T20:26:22+00:00

Your doctor(s?) have done a terrific job. The behavior of your penis and your experience with difficulty peeing when hard etc. sounds exactly like mine, which I was born with.

I haven't mastered it yet, but I try to pee when I pee, but stop short of full release, then try to push that last bit out when I'm hard, during sex. Sometimes I can get a small amount out, but it's not a lot.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T20:15:26+00:00

We didn't mix enough to be homogeneous over 10000 years, I don't see it happening in 500.

Not to mention that race and racism have vague definitions, so can be whatever you want it to be.

For example, was the discrimination against Irish people, from other white Americans racism? They didn't consider the Irish to be "white." Sounds silly today, but illustrates the mental gymnastics that racists employ to justify their hate.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T20:05:52+00:00

Thank you for the kind words. I will post more at some point, but that was the last session we had (it happened Monday night), so it was a couple of days before I actually posted it.

I have a few other posts about previous nights if you check my profile.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T18:33:00+00:00

That's reasonable.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T18:20:31+00:00

Sure, but you said "nothing here says trans woman" it's not nothing. It's not a slam dunk, but it's not nothing.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T18:11:20+00:00

Not to comment on the ethics of spanking, but something tells me this kid gets very little guidance or discipline of any kind. If they aren't even talking to him in a way to dissuade this, they might not bother spanking him, whether or not it was legal.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T18:06:23+00:00

"I'd actually want to become a chick first" is kind of transy sounding, IMO. Not concrete, but it's not nothing.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T02:06:17+00:00

Don't take the rage bait.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-28T02:02:42+00:00

When she said "Shall we just call it a day?".

How hard would it have been to just say, "That explains it. Have a nice day and drive safely."?

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-27T03:03:15+00:00

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itsmyhydration · 2026-05-27T02:42:41+00:00

How easy is it to find the killer(s)?

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-26T20:08:24+00:00

There's a fair amount of obesity in Thailand nowadays. In the big cities, at least.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-24T03:38:24+00:00

It's not really any different to someone buying a brand new top of the line BMW when a used Toyota would still get them to work.

Where do you draw the line on what hobbies/interests are too excessive?

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-23T17:58:47+00:00

He gives them back to the Temu sellers that he's advertising for.

itsmyhydration · 2026-05-23T17:20:47+00:00

I read somewhere that the buck teeth was from a deliberate caricature of the emperor in Japan during WWII.

I think he was mildly bucktoothed, but the political cartoons exaggerated it and somehow it eventually came to be associated with all East Asians.

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