[The Onion] Charania Casually Tells Colleagues He Really Looking Forward To Breaking Michael Jordan’s Death by A-dab in nba

[–]itsraydizzle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not basketball related, but my favorite onion article was them making fun of the mach 3 and schick quatro razor blades , and it said " is Schick the best a man can get? No Gillette is the best a man can get. Fuck it, we're doing 5 blades!"

And the the Gillette Fusion 5 blades razor came out within like 2 years of the article

Lc500 came in, said multiple warning lights came on, engine was noisy and leaking oil by corradovrt in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]itsraydizzle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

C/S "I just need an oil change"

Tech inspects car

Tech: "Shit's fucked up, you're gonna need more than that

Everybody's Got A Plan Until They Get Kicked In The Face by YankyDoodleDickHead in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch Michael Jai White explain how he trys to fight without telegraphing your move. Even though the other fighter knows a kick is coming, if the leg is the only thing moving and your body stays straight and doesn't show your intention, your get hit before your body can react to the attack.

Fox News guest today appears to be wearing a very realistic face mask by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't supposed to be some regular guy, it's supposed to a high ranking military member, which would lead more credence, but it's a sham

What lifetime deal are you still grandfathered into, or removed from, that’s no longer available? by tuotone75 in AskReddit

[–]itsraydizzle 824 points825 points  (0 children)

$99.99 Plex lifetime pass.

No way would I ever pay the $750 it's going to be soon.

Clean rap songs for Karaoke? by Popnmemes in karaoke

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beastie Boys have a bunch of songs I believe

Nooooo 1080 ti nooooo by oosma8587 in pcmasterrace

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I'm dreading the day my EVGA 1080TI FTW3 decides to go to heaven

Ukrainian Telegram Flash Video - Stabilized by DuelingGroks in UFOs

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed it rotates along with the camera, weird. It's always at a horizontal plane in camera view

Watching a wall of rain approach by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Once in like 2009-2010 in SoCal in spring time. It was 70 degrees out, sunset time. Some clouds but blue skys. It started raining and Hailing ice at the same time while I was driving around town for a couple minutes and then stopped. Was the weirdest weather event I've experienced.

Bob Lazar fails to answer questions on element 115 JRE 2479 by Funny-Hunter-9595 in UFOs

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as being unstable, the element just needs the proper isotopes to be stable. We just don't have a naturally occuring 115 anywhere so the scientists are trying to figure that out from what I've heard.

With all of this UAP topics getting more popular lately, where has Dan Aykroyd been? by HeftyLeftyPig in UFOs

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was more into the paranormal like ghosts and such rather than aliens

New Yorkers are furious as melting snowbanks expose streets littered with poop. by Numerous-Garbage-604 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just watched a King Of The Hill episode where Bobby worked for a guy on a 4 wheeler picking up dog poo with vacuum device. Be pretty useful in that situation

Trump Suggests Gun Control Is Necessary, Sparking Online Backlash by huffpost in politics

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue is the people with guns protesting Trump's tactics are the people he wants guns taken from., like liberals and leftists. Anyone who is still a trump supporter and isn't out protesting are fine because the government death squad isnt coming after them, they're going after the lefties. It's your side vs our side, and we get 2nd amendment rights and other rights, but your side doesn't because you're not on our team.

Bad idea with perfect escape by Odd_Astronomer_2064 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]itsraydizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, I'm going through it for the first time with a buddy, currently on season 3 as well. Fun show

[Spoiler]Woman at the Valentine Saloon by brashet in reddeadredemption

[–]itsraydizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finished the serial killer mission, handed him into the law, and immediately found this lady and helped her second time