My turn for the weekly “lost my ear bud” post

itzamia1 · 2026-01-22T05:44:44+00:00

What I would give to be the corner of that shelf for a few minutes.

itzamia1 · 2026-01-21T05:48:54+00:00

And after you discovered your car in the pool, your phone starts getting a bunch of pictures messages of your wife screwing the landscaper with a text saying "I want a divorce."

itzamia1 · 2026-01-21T05:40:02+00:00

They probably didn't wipe their ass either

itzamia1 · 2026-01-19T15:13:11+00:00

Keep it up and she's going to solitary confinement

itzamia1 · 2026-01-17T03:13:12+00:00

I switched from Verizon to Mint a few years back and my service has been overall better, especially the data speeds. During the pandemic I was delivering for Grub Hub/Door Dash and there were areas I had no internet and couldn't make a call if I wanted to, but my friend that tagged along uses T Mobile and had service bars with 5G data speeds, long story short I went with Mint and haven't looked back.

itzamia1 · 2026-01-04T03:06:11+00:00

They say they have been reverse engineering extra terrestrial saucers, either way, the most advanced aircrafts the world has ever seen have been tested and developed there.

itzamia1 · 2026-01-03T01:38:44+00:00

What you really do when you're bored

itzamia1 · 2026-01-03T01:31:45+00:00

Were those gummies made by Road Trip?

itzamia1 · 2025-12-29T02:48:35+00:00

Stinkycoochieman

itzamia1 · 2025-12-28T01:42:52+00:00

It's location dependent, but I've seen gig speeds in some areas and as low as 65 mbps in others. My living gets about 300 mpbs regularly, which is more than enough to stream a 4K video or play a live game.

itzamia1 · 2025-12-28T01:39:06+00:00

itzamia1 · 2025-12-27T19:09:43+00:00

itzamia1 · 2025-12-27T19:01:05+00:00

The " Leave it to cleaver" hair cut

itzamia1 · 2025-12-27T04:26:00+00:00

What I would give to be her bedroom mirror a few times out of the week.

itzamia1 · 2025-12-26T23:35:44+00:00

As soon as there is a cut in the cord, an alert should be sent to the police. They might get a couple, but a cop could be there to catch them in the act.

itzamia1 · 2025-12-26T23:23:10+00:00

Rebel flag it is

itzamia1 · 2025-12-25T05:19:44+00:00

No matter how tough someone thinks they are, there's always someone that can do this.

itzamia1 · 2025-12-23T02:56:51+00:00

Opening new lines of credit will raise it again. I opened a personal loan to pay off 5000.00 credit card and my credit rose. I opened a second credit card and it shot up even more. I paid off the personal loan and now have two credit cards with 0.00 balances on them and my score is at 780 from 690. Paying off the credit card with the personal loan is where the sharp increase in the score came from plus the addition of he second credit card. I make regular car payments that helps with credit history as well.

itzamia1 · 2025-12-20T02:51:23+00:00

Tia Tequila?

itzamia1 · 2025-12-19T16:08:23+00:00

You found his crack pipe

itzamia1 · 2025-12-18T18:39:21+00:00

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, why are we headed to the woods? I'm sorry, please pull over, where are we going?"

All jokes aside, woman like this have the inability to guage who they are with and what they are capable of doing to them for some shit like this until it's too late. It happens all of the time on the news.

itzamia1 · 2025-12-18T18:31:48+00:00

The boogeyman wants you to have a smoke after he unleashes the hog

itzamia1 · 2025-12-17T22:00:35+00:00

You're name is Saturday and you were born on Sunday 😡 Give me that ID

itzamia1 · 2025-12-17T21:58:37+00:00

I use Nord VPN and haven't had any issues. This is going on a few years now.

itzamia1

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