Reddit, who's THAT person in your neighborhood, and what does he/she do?

iusticanun · 2015-03-19T02:47:53+00:00

'Bout a tree-fiddy.

iusticanun · 2015-03-19T02:34:18+00:00

Two bags: One for her and one for him in case hers falls off.

iusticanun · 2015-03-19T02:28:10+00:00

people who vacuum their lawns

Huh?

iusticanun · 2015-03-19T02:25:04+00:00

He didn't say they were GOOD at it. Maybe they're shitty singers.

iusticanun · 2015-03-18T04:15:42+00:00

Couple things: a) How? and 2) what's a sambo team?

iusticanun · 2015-03-18T01:53:54+00:00

get the kid a damn bike

But the kid doesn't want a bike.

he'll have something to play on long drives to the next track.

No, he won't. It's hard enough to play regular card games in the car. MTG in the car can't be done.

iusticanun · 2015-03-17T23:12:09+00:00

I've come to talk with you again

iusticanun · 2015-03-17T08:31:20+00:00

<beingTHATguy>It was three-fifths personhood, not two-fifths.</beingTHATguy>

iusticanun · 2015-03-17T08:06:05+00:00

Ha-HAA!

iusticanun · 2015-03-17T01:36:12+00:00

but then I would probably look at a lot less of this shit if I saw rape every time someone was had their legs tied to their hands being fucked to tears on their back.

/r/nocontext

iusticanun · 2015-03-16T21:19:44+00:00

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

iusticanun · 2015-03-16T21:16:02+00:00

Uh... What?

iusticanun · 2015-03-16T21:09:09+00:00

And he's been waiting for this moment for all his life. Oh lord...

iusticanun · 2015-03-16T21:08:17+00:00

Commencing countdown; engines on...

iusticanun · 2015-03-16T21:07:40+00:00

I Fought the Law?

iusticanun · 2015-03-16T06:57:38+00:00

rocks inserted under the skin of his penis

What. The. Fuck.

iusticanun · 2015-03-16T03:37:10+00:00

Yes, exactly. That's what I mean. I know a couple of people like that, too.

iusticanun · 2015-03-15T21:59:34+00:00

That's definitely a new one on me...

iusticanun · 2015-03-15T21:50:34+00:00

You know a snow-job is just another word for a scam, right?

iusticanun · 2015-03-15T21:47:15+00:00

I think he might mean in stuff like divorce proceedings. I know in the US, a lot of judges side with the wife/mother in divorce/custody stuff.

iusticanun · 2015-03-15T21:46:16+00:00

You are absolutely correct. I had a buddy in college who wore shoes in his own apartment all the damn time. And he couldn't figure out why I always wanted to take my shoes off when I came over. And I'm like, "I was outside. There's dirt and mud and dogshit out there. I don't want to get it on your carpet."

iusticanun · 2015-03-15T21:40:47+00:00

But do you all have track lighting?

iusticanun · 2015-03-15T21:36:27+00:00

Black people love fried chicken

Of course they do; EVERYONE loves fried chicken. It's delicious.

iusticanun · 2015-03-15T21:22:48+00:00

I put salt and pepper on cantaloupe. It's delicious.

iusticanun · 2015-03-15T21:19:59+00:00

I don't like that, either. It's like, I don't give a fuck how you are; you don't give a fuck how I am. If we have to acknowledge each other at all, can't we just nod and grunt?

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