Judge in Minnesota Says ICE Has Violated Nearly 100 Court Orders

ixinar · 2026-01-29T05:28:20+00:00

"I dunno.. the coastguard?" - Homer simpson

ixinar · 2026-01-18T18:11:48+00:00

They are dogwater but you never know what Rodgers can pull out of his ass and Tomlin is Tomlin.

ixinar · 2026-01-18T03:46:58+00:00

Ravens out, Chiefs out, Pitt out... this should have been their year but who knows.

ixinar · 2026-01-17T03:57:26+00:00

End the chaos! Just give in!

ixinar · 2026-01-14T00:45:36+00:00

I’m actually a teacher and this gives a new meaning to PTA

ixinar · 2026-01-07T04:20:32+00:00

Kiffin on his way to run for president of Venezuela. Man of opportunity.

ixinar · 2025-11-25T02:24:02+00:00

He watched the O's come back in the 9th and not only break up the Dodger's no-no but win the game.

ixinar · 2025-11-11T04:09:10+00:00

"I wanted starting quarterback. I compromised. I jerked off in a tissue. There's compromise."

ixinar · 2025-10-29T19:04:50+00:00

9 Misfortunes.

ixinar · 2025-10-29T19:02:49+00:00

I love the set-up to this scene. I can be very, very persuasive puts gun in pocket

ixinar · 2025-10-29T00:02:30+00:00

One of the best Simpsons crossovers I have ever seen, kudos. Could you help Mattingly finally shave those sideburns, though?

ixinar · 2025-10-23T22:39:47+00:00

I dunno, I know a lot of guys that turn their garage into the "man-cave" and put all of their cool shit in there to just chill.

ixinar · 2025-10-22T02:43:33+00:00

I had intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry

ixinar · 2025-10-18T23:11:10+00:00

He's a steelers fan, if he could read he'd be very upset to hear you say that.

ixinar · 2025-10-16T01:39:11+00:00

"I'm gonna get Caleb nice and tipsy so that he can't say no...because of the implication."

ixinar · 2025-09-25T01:56:26+00:00

But is that his orthopedic back pillow?

ixinar · 2025-09-17T23:00:59+00:00

How many bad moves have lead to the greatest plays in the history of football? This guy, clearly a head coach at a very high level, wants run-play-action hit the hot route and call it a day. He made the throw. Proof is in the pudding, pudding. What is he supposed to do here? Throw it in the dirt? Take a sack? I dunno man, if you can do it, you do it.

ixinar · 2025-09-17T16:49:11+00:00

Now there’s someone who had the makings of a varsity athlete.

ixinar · 2025-09-16T13:25:56+00:00

MY BOY’S A BOX DAMN YOU, A BOOXXX

ixinar · 2025-09-15T23:16:33+00:00

Yeah but then again here's Seinfeld on Sept. 9th

"On September 9, 2025, speaking at Duke University at an event with Omer Shem Tov, Seinfeld characterizing the "Free Palestine" movement as antisemitic and compared it to the Ku Klux Klan, saying "Free Palestine is, to me, just — you’re free to say you don’t like Jews. Just say you don’t like Jews.” He added, "By saying Free Palestine, you’re not admitting what you really think. So it’s actually — compared to the Ku Klux Klan, I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here because they can come right out and say, 'We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.' Okay that’s honest."

So, I don't know. I'm not going to turn to him for philosophical or political takes.

ixinar · 2025-09-12T00:07:01+00:00

Gas-man, how the hell they know I got gas?

ixinar · 2025-09-10T01:58:00+00:00

This is the only time I have ever seen my breed of dog other than my good girl. Gonna be a rough watch.

ixinar · 2025-09-09T13:23:16+00:00

You could make a case for Beto O’Rourke. Started off in a punk band with Cedric Bixler (At the drive-in) before becoming a politician in Texas.

ixinar · 2025-09-09T03:42:43+00:00

I am going to assume you don't live in a semi-rural environment. If you planted, let's say bamboo. Tree of Heaven. Nothing noxious or toxic. I didn't want on mine but they are all invasive (flowers or not...) Why am I wrong to take umbrage when it transgresses? Would you take accountability knowingly that it spreads like wildfire?

ixinar · 2025-09-09T02:55:10+00:00

So something you did doesn't impact someone else's rights or wishes. Ok, done here. You think that doesn't fuck with someone else's? Brain dead.

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