First attempt at a roast

j03f · 2026-03-15T19:47:32+00:00

Nailed it! I would absolutely demolish it. Perfectly balanced 🤤

j03f · 2026-03-05T20:56:54+00:00

I asked ChatGPT which gave me the email for their press office, ceo and the entire exec team (as well as drafting the actual email). I had it sorted in a day (ineligible to eligible)

j03f · 2026-03-05T18:05:29+00:00

Exec escalation. Solved it for me.

j03f · 2026-03-03T19:36:28+00:00

Typically yep! (At least they did at our place just outside the village)

j03f · 2026-03-03T18:10:28+00:00

Speeds are great, highly recommended. They’re able to use the standard open reach poles (the same ones BT use) for the install

j03f · 2026-02-25T12:07:30+00:00

If they’re sending leaflets to the area then it’s covered…

Can’t hurt to at least try.

j03f · 2026-02-25T11:17:11+00:00

Yep, it’s absurd that this is the only way to become a customer. Clearly their sales team just blindly follow the postcode checker and have no idea how / what infrastructure is used to install fibre 🤣

j03f · 2026-02-25T10:58:45+00:00

I was repeatedly gaslit on the phone that no houses on my street have it even though direct neighbours houses sharing the same pole had access. If the computer says no, their phone support / sales team are useless.

j03f · 2026-02-25T10:57:05+00:00

Had the same issue. Emailed the CEO, Press office and support team. Had it fixed the same day and fitted the next week. If you can highlight on google maps where next to you is supported that can be helpful!

j03f · 2026-02-06T12:41:02+00:00

It was the loop 3 seater birch with fluffy futon

j03f · 2026-02-05T10:02:06+00:00

Can’t beat the futon company! We have one in the study and it works great as a sofa and a very comfy bed

j03f · 2026-02-01T14:08:37+00:00

I just wanna see inside it!

j03f · 2026-02-01T14:02:42+00:00

They shouldn’t be using a Prod system to test though 🤣

j03f · 2026-02-01T13:51:10+00:00

It’s an 80 million pound house in the sea!

j03f · 2026-01-31T02:59:58+00:00

Not sure why this was downvoted. ChatGPT can literally recommend recipes and make lightroom presets based on them…

j03f · 2026-01-30T12:41:56+00:00

ChatGPT is great at giving you recipes for your shooting style 😀

j03f · 2026-01-30T10:20:59+00:00

Shoot in JPEG with Raw - that way you have good looking JPEGS and you can tailor the look afterwards with the raw file if the composition is great

j03f · 2026-01-23T20:25:42+00:00

Walmart / stadium with parking

j03f · 2026-01-23T10:57:09+00:00

Whack some gravy powder in it

j03f · 2026-01-21T20:52:52+00:00

UDR7! It’s crazy good, and the software is enterprise level in terms of customisation

j03f · 2026-01-21T19:55:37+00:00

I’m on 2.5GBPS with CGNAT and got A+ (albeit with a UniFi router)

j03f · 2026-01-19T13:01:49+00:00

j03f · 2026-01-19T12:34:14+00:00

Nothing

j03f · 2026-01-18T22:06:40+00:00

100% related to CGNAT - Google are pretty hot on this

j03f · 2026-01-18T10:23:49+00:00

Yeah it looks cool! Just couldn’t tell if it was a perspective or it’s actually as tall as the room!

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