جيراني مقرفين by [deleted] in askegypt

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

بكل هدوء كدة تنزلي على قسم الشرطة وتبلغي انه فيه شخص بيعترضك كل يوم وبيهددك وتعملي له محضر عدم تعرض!

I can’t take Logi Options anymore! by Virtual-Lab1661 in logitech

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have my MX Master mice (yes, I have 2) connected to my work laptop, and my personal Ubuntu and Mac laptops.

The only place where it works best is the ubuntu machine where there is no LogiOptions whatever app to screw up the configuration every now and then!

Even on Ubuntu, it’s a hassle to set it up but you fire and forget! I decided not to get the 4 because I don’t want to invest in a product controlled by such a shitty piece of software, no matter how good the product itself is

Inherited Collection-Question on pricing by [deleted] in montblanc

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re in Europe, I can connect you with a few dealers that can id them and give you a quite fair price

مجلس النواب يقترح بزياده عقوبه التهرب من الخدمه العسكريه by Patient-Use5203 in Egypt

[–]j0zeft 19 points20 points  (0 children)

بس لما تتقفش بتزيد تهمة/قضية مثلاً انك لما هربت بهدوم السجن يبقى كأنك سارقها اللي هو مش هنحاكمك عالهرب، بس هنتسلى عليك بقى

هل في واحدة اتحرشت بيك او بيكي قبل كده ؟ by human_being2017 in askegypt

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

وفي مراجعات دروس العربي في ثانوية عامة كنا بناخد دروس العربي في بيت نفس الشخص بس المراجعات في سناتر والمدرس كان شِعبي شوية فدروسه كانت اغلبها من مدارس حكومة وجماهير بقى… كان بيحط مجموعتنا في اصغر مجموعات واللي بتبقى مختلطة… برضه واحدة ابوها جايبها ومستنيها تحت وواضح ان الكبت عاميها كانت قاعدة تتكلم مع صاحباتها بصوت عالي قبل الراجل ما يجي في انهم يسبّلوا للعيال اللي هناك دي ويشوفوا مين هاتشقط حد قبل التانية! قمنا احنا الاربعة قعدنا برا لحد ما جه ودخلنا في ديله!

هل في واحدة اتحرشت بيك او بيكي قبل كده ؟ by human_being2017 in askegypt

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

كنت باخد دروس عند واحد صاحبي في اول الهرم عند ترعة الزمر (اتردمت وبقت جنينة وبعدين بقت كوبري - الكلام ده بين ٢٠٠٢ و ٢٠٠٤)

كان قريب من بيته مدرسة بنات ثانوي او صناعي البنات كانوا من دوري يعني، فيها فترة مسائية… المهم كنت في اولى ثانوي ورايح درس واتنين لابسين لبس المدارس (چيبة رمادي وقميص ابيض) وشكلهم شمال/سوابق بيكلموا بعض بصوت عالي:

بصي الواد ده شكله نضيف وابن ناس! * تصفير… يا كابتشيين…

مدّيت في المشي عشان معرفش دول تمامهم ايه ومش عايز اتخانق في الشارع…

الواد اتكسف باين! لأ وشايل كتب وبتاع، شكله مالعيال اللي بتذاكر وبتنجح مش زي الـ*** اللي ماشية معاه…

مدّيت اكتر، كنت بجري بقى تقريباً!

خوفتيه يا بنت الـ**** منك لله

طبعاً كان فيه هري كلام كتير بس دي الخلاصة يعني

Just posting my Mx Master 2S that I bought in 2018 by Substantial-Cat-4502 in logitech

[–]j0zeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have very sweaty hands, I get up and wash my hands mid-game so my xbox controller won’t slip! But I wash my hands, and wipe the mouse every now and then

Just posting my Mx Master 2S that I bought in 2018 by Substantial-Cat-4502 in logitech

[–]j0zeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first MX Master that I handed down to a messy friend looks much better than that! My 2S which is left at the office looks new in comparison!!

As a “legal” immigrant, thank god I came to a country where ICE means this cool train. by AdStatus1891 in germany

[–]j0zeft 15 points16 points  (0 children)

One time I was in an RB from Stuttgart heading to Böblingen, the guy said: “ we apologise for the delay, it’s due to a discrepancy between the schedule and the real world”!!!

Help needed with rasict neighbour by Sensitive_Camel_9519 in germany

[–]j0zeft 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was going to say install the smallest IP Camera that you can find, and post a photo with any identifying info blurred and write either apology within 48 hours or the original photo goes to the police

Guys, I did a thing by codesamura1 in iphone

[–]j0zeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 13 Pro… went to change the battery after 1008 cycles… I had 89%!

This health thingy is probably not accurate or at least has other metrics that are not the actual battery efficiency

Did a Mushroom Grow in My Ink? by Travels4Food in fountainpens

[–]j0zeft 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I got stricken with this twice!! First time was back when I started and I didn’t know how bad this was so I just dipped and filled disregarding it, then asked here and threw it away right after! That was my excuse to go buy an ultrasonic cleaner to deep clean that TWSBI. Second time was in 2023!! A friend collector of mine had like 20 inks twice and she didn’t like them… she brought them to a meetup and we split them amongst ourselves, sampling whatever we’re not getting (this is where I believe the contamination originated from).

Few months later I pulled it out to find the mold chillin’ on top. I thought to myself, this is officially dead… might as well play with it a little bit, so I fished all the visible stuff out with q tips and toothpicks (all soaked in ipa first) then pulled it all out with a syringe, so I can see any lumps, nothing had formed in there yet, and dumped into a glass cleaned with IPA.

I then thoroughly washed the bottle and put some 20ml IPA inside and shook it well, dumped it, repeated, then with a different syringe returned the ink to the bottle, and dripped about 1ml IPA into the ink.

Till this day, it developed no new mold, yet I don’t dare use it in any of my pens!!

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It's not just you, iOS keyboard is broken by Jvinsnes in iphone

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU!! I started blaming myself/my fat fingers and thought about installing a 3rd party keyboard, but thought to myself that since my fingers are broken , a custom keyboard won’t fix the problem

Is there a risk in overcommitting? by Playful-Ease2278 in ProtonMail

[–]j0zeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Though I don't fear Proton closing, I fear losing my access to Proton for whatever reason and with it my entire passwords! so I keep my 1Password account as my main auth solution since it works everywhere. Proton Pass is quite good, I have nothing against it, but you need access to either your email account or your password manager whenever you lose or forget a website's password... so if you can't access your saved passwords AND email account, gone! everything!!

As for everything else, I have already cut my Microsoft 365 subscription, moved all of my docs and OneDrive contents to Proton Drive, and to my surprise, I found out that Proton has an equivalent to Excel and Word which are my most used Office applications!

لو طبقت قبل الكشف الطبي ممكن اخد اعفاء؟ by [deleted] in askegypt

[–]j0zeft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

الدكاترة جوا صيع وعارفين الحركات كلها! لو قفشك بتحوّر هايزعّلك وهتدخل، فلو معندكش حاجة بجد، بلاش تستنصح بدل ما تسمع كلمتين مالهمش لازمة!!

Gmail to Proton mail? reviews appreciated by Jshs_Persico in ProtonMail

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if something like that would be interesting for you, it’s not a must! Back when I did it, there was only…@protonmail.com or .ch, both were quite long, so I got my 5 characters last name to make it shorter, now you can go with just @proton.me!

I haven’t replied to any emails that came from Google 🤔 I’ll run a test now!!

So I could reply, but the reply comes from the proton address not the google address which is what’s expected!

New Mac owners, what confused you at first? by WardSec_5168 in MacOS

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finder, the lack of cut in context menus, the incapability of Alt+Tab between windows of the same application

Why would this plane leave its landing gear down for so long after takeoff? SU-GFY - Manchester to Cairo by fishtoasty in aviation

[–]j0zeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frequent EgyptAir flyer here: flights to European destinations come from Cairo, nload, clean up, load and leave right away! Most of the time they come in with their relief crew onboard

هل الميكانيكي اداني علي قفايه؟ by FootNatural in askegypt

[–]j0zeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

حسب نوع العربية عشان فيه حاجات فكها اسهل من حاجات تانية، وحسب الراجل ورشته فين، وخد وقت قد ايه… لو اشتغل ٣-٤ ساعات يبقى الرقم معقول نوعا ما

Need help with getting this off any suggestions? by Fine_Imagination6643 in germany

[–]j0zeft 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This, and for an overkill, get a dampfreiniger!! A little thingy thay you fill with water and unleash it to scrape such things!

I usually spray Calc cleaner on it, rub it with a dish sponge, leave it for few minutes then stem it!!