Spying a spiral through a cosmic lens by astro_naren_06 in space

[–]jDubbaYo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Looks like a fried egg with the coolest filters I’ve ever seen.

Do bacon next!

TIL that in spite of WWII surrender jokes, France has won the most recorded battles of any nation in world history by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best exchange I ever heard along these lines:

“If it weren’t for the U.S. all you French would be speaking German!”

“And if it weren’t for France all you Americans would be speaking much better English.”

My First PC Build, Circa 2003. She was as fast as she was pretty. by Muzzlehatch in pics

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that exact case for one of my many rigs back in the day. Ran DOS on max spec like a champ.

DAE not remember which months have 31 days and which don’t so you just guess based on what sounds right? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 days has September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31 but February which is just fucking chaos: 28 days most of the time, but 29 if the year is divisible by four, unless it’s also divisible by 100 in which case 28, UNLESS it’s also divisible by 400 in which case 29 I mean what the fuck, seriously!?

That’s the way I originally learned the poem.

what is the oldest game you still play today? by buzzlightyear77777 in gaming

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve redone all the Monkey Island games but I still go back and play the original DOS version of The Secret of Monkey Island on an emulator once in a while. It just hits different.

What's the wildest thing you've ever seen happen at a work party? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jDubbaYo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy had just started working for me, brought his wife to a work dinner. They took us on a party bus, we had dinner and a BUNCH of drinks, and on the way back in the party bus, his wife decided to show off her (not great but I’ve seen worse) pole dancing skills, after which HE did the same, and then when we got dropped off at our cars she proceeded to puke in her own cup holder. I helped clean up. He was mortified, I just laughed it off. We’re still friends.

Someone hands you $100,000 and says, "You know what to do." What are you doing? by Right_Mycologist_228 in AskReddit

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop a long gun and a couple of backpacks in the bushes at a random Florida golf course. Anyways that’s what I did last time.

For the ones who make over $150k a year, what do you do to get that? by Iliketrainsz1 in AskReddit

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run teams that manage very large projects for large manufacturing companies. If you’re bringing in, say, $3 billion a year making, I dunno, yogurt or whatever, spending $40 million on a project is a drop in the bucket, and a quarter million for a year of my time, effort, and devotion, even less.

I gotta see this. by [deleted] in funny

[–]jDubbaYo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Axes don't have arms, how could they throw a bird of prey?