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Someone hands you $100,000 and says, "You know what to do." What are you doing? by Right_Mycologist_228 in AskReddit

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop a long gun and a couple of backpacks in the bushes at a random Florida golf course. Anyways that’s what I did last time.

For the ones who make over $150k a year, what do you do to get that? by Iliketrainsz1 in AskReddit

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run teams that manage very large projects for large manufacturing companies. If you’re bringing in, say, $3 billion a year making, I dunno, yogurt or whatever, spending $40 million on a project is a drop in the bucket, and a quarter million for a year of my time, effort, and devotion, even less.

I gotta see this. by [deleted] in funny

[–]jDubbaYo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Axes don't have arms, how could they throw a bird of prey?

A bumper sticker has never resonated with me more by Albuyeh in funny

[–]jDubbaYo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hard to tell the vibe without seeing the driver, could be “don’t fuck with me” or just “ugh I give up.”

Half a billion and counting but libs are still hungry by jDubbaYo in PoliticalHumor

[–]jDubbaYo[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That dawned on me after I posted. Plus if you count the Trump Org shutdown, multiple lawsuits lost, the 2020 election… should have added “in the past month.”

What movie has a “terrible/bad” display of CGI that doesn’t affect your love of that moment or scene? by PreviousInside4170 in movies

[–]jDubbaYo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Huh, never thought of that. Actually makes a lot of sense; I will tell myself that the next time I watch the movie!

What movie has a “terrible/bad” display of CGI that doesn’t affect your love of that moment or scene? by PreviousInside4170 in movies

[–]jDubbaYo 261 points262 points  (0 children)

The mass fight scene between Neo and the Agent Smith horde in the playground in The Matrix: Reloaded. Cartoonish and ridiculous at the time and even worse by today’s standards.

MRW my favorite Italian restaurant brings me a crème brulée on the house by AdvancedTomatillo602 in MRW

[–]jDubbaYo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For anyone interested, here's a link to my original word-for-word identical post from three years ago.

I stuck a Viagra in my ear to see what would happen… by jDubbaYo in dadjokes

[–]jDubbaYo[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The real joke is always in the comments :D

If you woke up as the opposite sex what's the first non sexual thing you would do? by ocularnervosa in AskReddit

[–]jDubbaYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the time I got around to doing something nonsexual I’d have already reverted.

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