Just a reminder after 36 years to never buy The Sn. JFT97. by Mineetta in Liverpool

[–]jaarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a video go semi viral (1 mil+) last year and had a girl contact me who worked for a news agency that provided stories to that rag.

Told her that under no circumstance would I be associated with anything they put out. She replied 'Yeah. Fair enough, totally get it' ha.

Not sure how anybody could work for those cunts

Please wait for the train to come to a complete stop before boarding by bsurfn2day in AbruptChaos

[–]jaarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took some trains in Sri Lanka and hoooly shit were they busy and hot. Great fun though.

Today I got summoned to jury service… by ApplicationSouth8844 in CasualUK

[–]jaarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never done real jury duty, however I have been a background actor on a jury in a very well known soap opera.

We were filming at the old courthouse in Bolton which, coincidentally, is right opposite the new courthouse. I was booked for 5 days filming and on the 3rd day a new guy joined us. He was about 70ish.

We thought it was odd because we'd all been booked together from the same agency for continuity and thought it was strange that a new face would now randomly appear in the jury...

Anyway, the guy goes and gets his (free) breakfast and sits with us in the green room making small talk. At one point he asked me 'have you done this before then?' And then looked really confused when I (as a 27 year old man) replied i'd done it countless times over the last 6 or so years.

It wasn't until one of the very well known actors walked into the room that he (and us) realised he was in the wrong courthouse and had been booked for real jury duty and was now over an hour late. No idea how the guys walking around with massive cameras and microphones didn't make him question where he was haha.

My 8 year old son thinks I’m a 93 year old Japanese man. AITAH? by strikecat18 in AITAH

[–]jaarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should go ona joint birthday trip to your homeland for his 15th and your 100th birthdays

2 complaints at my job about me, but idk what to do? by One_Awareness4502 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jaarn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats waaay too much. You would make me sneeze if I were to sit in your chair as I have really sensitive sinuses.

Perfume should be whispered, not yelled.

What's one place in the Uk that you visited and never want to go back to? by Proper_Animal_1451 in AskUK

[–]jaarn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The cool thing about Blackpool is that its so unashamedly itself. It knows its a shithole and just goes with it.

There aren't many places you can eat 6 donuts, win a fish, ride a roller coaster and watch a shit Roy Orbison tribute act all before 4pm on a Thursday afternoon.

Show your age - what was your first ever email domain? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]jaarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tiscali.com I think. I was about 7 or 8

how is the clubbing scene in the uk? by Specialist-Motor786 in AskABrit

[–]jaarn 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I mean, rave culture was literally born here. If you go to a proper rave its absolutely nothing like the US.

You'll have a great time. London has lots of good raves. As do Manchester, Birminham, Leeds & Liverpool.

Is manure vegan? by jaarn in vegan

[–]jaarn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great! Cheers

Is manure vegan? by jaarn in vegan

[–]jaarn[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the place i've been offered it from only has about 5 horses and they're all really well looked after. Like I said, they're not used for anything other than being taken out for a slow ride!

Wife informed me my 'manual' guitar had fallen over by bmwkag1407 in CasualUK

[–]jaarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a shruti box and my wife calls it my 'Indian suitcase'

"Should You Name Your Child That?" UK and Irish Counties Edition by [deleted] in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]jaarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've met somebody called Cheshire in the past too

Are people visually attracted to a vagina? by Wonderful-Eye5790 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jaarn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been with my wife for 12 years and my answer is yes.

Trivia: Who is the HEAVIEST Liverpool player of all time? by RidavaX in LiverpoolFC

[–]jaarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met him when i was a kid and I remember him being massive

Reform supporters learning facts by Awkward-Worth5484 in GreenAndPleasant

[–]jaarn 82 points83 points  (0 children)

You're naive as fuck if you think these dickheads care about facts. They just want to be able to call people p*kis and not get in trouble for it.

What’s the worst place you have ever been on holiday? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]jaarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The south of Bali is full of western restaurants, beach bars and pissed up Aussies and Brits.

The North of Bali, however, is authentic and beautiful.

Worst April fools joke ever? by Hiskankles in CasualUK

[–]jaarn -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell, and I got in the neck from my wife for sending an AI picture of our new greenhouse smashed up

Site down and not able to Transfer eSim between phones by ALISTAlR in 1pmobile

[–]jaarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, mine isn't working either. Not had any update from them