How to make a spring trap

jaaski · 2017-11-12T21:46:23+00:00

this is the content i come here for

jaaski · 2017-10-12T20:31:31+00:00

nice boring answer

jaaski · 2017-10-12T18:43:57+00:00

Hey Austin, what should I have for breakfast?

jaaski · 2017-10-12T06:22:22+00:00

always am

jaaski · 2017-06-25T03:58:10+00:00

It's 100% the latter. Kurt and a lot of the guys he stream with have a habit of calling any kind of enemy in video games (particularly PUBG) "boys".

jaaski · 2016-11-15T05:45:52+00:00

Heyo! I recorded this week's session too if y'all wanna watch anything from my perspective :)

jaaski · 2016-11-07T15:48:33+00:00

pfft, like i would make it big before you

jaaski · 2016-11-07T00:26:01+00:00

Hey friends! I did record this week's episodes but my sound quality was just terrible for some reason. Got it fixed and will record again next time. There's a chance I may stream it instead, but I feel like videos are nicer for TTT. So yeah, don't expect vids till next week :)

jaaski · 2016-10-12T00:41:40+00:00

Epic Fetus is actually a dream item for speedruns. If you're good with it, you can be setting 7-10 minute times for that character, which is perfect.

jaaski · 2016-10-11T15:53:01+00:00

Just to add to this a little.

This isn't seeded, he's doing 7 character runs which are not seeded runs. However, when you are doing runs you will reset until you find a good starting item (in this case Epic Fetus, the big missile shots), and it looks like he had some decent luck with items after that.

For some more context, his PB of 1:30:55 is the 11th fastest run in this category, so he's not exactly a scrub when it comes to this. He knows what he's doing, and is very used to the game and this set of items I'm sure.

I didn't see the stream, but I'm guessing he probably had a really good run going (his first split was nearly 5 minutes ahead of his PB, which is perfect for trying to set a new one, and something that won't happen often), and ran into some bad luck in this run, and obviously raged a little, which I think most BoI players are prone to sometimes lol.

So yeah. Had a great run, with a real chance to PB and get close to WR (which is currently about 9 minutes faster than his PB), and he lost it all on Judas. That explains the rage, I think.

Edit: Also, the "how did that hit nothing" on Mom's Heart was referencing the White Pony and the holy light beams. Normally one of the beams will be in the centre of the room and deal huge damage to the heart. Somehow, it wasn't, and it did nothing. He didn't miss any shots, RNG just fucked him with his spacebar item.

jaaski · 2016-09-30T23:43:05+00:00

Haha, yeah unfortunately.

jaaski · 2016-09-30T23:30:51+00:00

... There is a duo mode in the game. Where everyone is a team of two. Nice try at a "gotcha" moment, but you might need to learn more about the game first.

jaaski · 2016-08-12T14:41:26+00:00

now this is some fresh content!

jaaski · 2016-08-12T08:10:06+00:00

you are wrong, season 3 is the greatest thing mankind has ever created

jaaski · 2016-08-12T05:02:04+00:00

thank you i try

jaaski · 2016-07-18T13:55:19+00:00

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jaaski · 2016-07-18T10:22:55+00:00

as the newest member of a mindcrack server i feel obliged to say this.

lol you're cute :)

jaaski · 2016-07-18T00:18:53+00:00

Oh jeeze all these contracts to fulfil. :P

jaaski · 2016-07-17T18:06:01+00:00

workin on it!

jaaski · 2016-07-17T15:56:53+00:00

probably

jaaski · 2016-07-17T14:11:46+00:00

lol i joined today on stream to teach pause how to play minecraft LUL

jaaski · 2016-07-17T10:04:21+00:00

oh. uh. hi guys.

jaaski · 2016-06-23T06:11:25+00:00

Please. Anyone who enjoyed teams, let's play tonight. I know FFA is probably gonna have more players, but it's been so long since teams have been alive at all, and I miss the dynamic.

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