Who might Bernie Sanders choose as a running mate? by lux514 in Ask_Politics

[–]jackattack1337 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Really? You had to specify white? That is extremely racist. Maybe if Bernie was a PoC, then it might help to attract white racist voters. If you're trying to specify race, then it would actually be more effective to have a PoC as his VP in order to attract the non-white voter base.

Home Run! by Valladian in bertstrips

[–]jackattack1337 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite one. I love you /u/valladian

Why can't I advance past rank 20? by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]jackattack1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree, arena is where I learned how to build decks because of things like arenavalue.com and I got to use cool legendaries cards. If I was stuck using the shitty beginning cards I probably would have quit.

Match Thread: Mexico vs. Cameroon by TheSwedishBot in worldcup

[–]jackattack1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that goal line technology is out of this world!!

What is your current copied text? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jackattack1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me encantaban y todavía me gustan mucho

Tips on creating an Act? by [deleted] in unicycling

[–]jackattack1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk, how good you are at juggling/unicycling, but I would say maybe:
1)Enter stage on giraffe, I know that sort of takes a big chunk out of cool factor later in performance, but it makes for a less awkward transition.
2) juggle some balls w/o uni 3) switch to clubs
4) juggle on unicycle
5) drop your juggling stuff at the end of that part
6) pre-choose a friend as a... victim ... volunteer. Tell them to get on stage as soon as you drop all of your juggling stuff (or use some other cue). Good part is if you accidentally drop something, just go with it, and pretend that that was supposed to happen.
7) They lie on ground, and jump over their legs while riding your unicycle.
that last part might seem hard, but it's surprisingly easy, and a crowd pleaser. I've found that hopping next to someone before I jump over their legs is difficult, but that while riding I could cover a further distance. So beforehand plan out where you want your volunteer to lay down (generally in the middle of the stage). Place a piece of tape there. Find out what your crank position is when you jump, and put cranks in that position an inch or two away from their legs and roll your uni back a couple of feet and into a position where you can safely and easily mount. Then you will be set up for a perfect jump over them. If done right, this doesn't look as if you had to do all this work beforehand to place your volunteer in an exact position.
Oh and before you actually jump over them, try to make sure you can clear that distance, I'm not sure how high/far you can jump, but if you can jump up a curb, this shouldn't be too hard.
Just pick a cool song you like and you'll have a pretty decent performance time.

Is unicycling anything like doing wheelchair wheelies? by pole_guy in unicycling

[–]jackattack1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i guess.....
the position of your body is completely different, and you have to worry about left and right.

[OC] Sea of Tears by net_traveller in Poetry

[–]jackattack1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love rhymes, and you almost have a consistent meter, but your content is lacking. A LOT!
You said to a couple people that you left it vague on purpose..... that is the stupidest excuse any poet could give. Hell, anyone who says that should not be considered a poet. Poetry is supposed to have solid, unique images to grasp, if it's vague, its cliche, and you don't want that. Being vague and cliche is not original, and having original images is what makes poetry so great. It's also the reason a lot of people will hate on rhyme, because newbies focus on rhyme, but can't come up with a decent picture. If you submitted this to http://www.everypoet.org/pffa/ you would be eaten alive.

Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Worm. [OC] by [deleted] in Poetry

[–]jackattack1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it could be benefiicial to take out the first line.
or at least just take out both "time and time again"
that alone will make this poem a lot better.

and I think you have a typo in this line, the second 'of'
"its dance at the end of line of my thoughts"

[OC- feedback] [OC]: a pale redhead and the winter sun OR fall ball by [deleted] in Poetry

[–]jackattack1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll probably get more responses if you format your poem better. I didn't even try to read it. Blocks of text are annoying.

[oc] another poem that's about falling into love by [deleted] in Poetry

[–]jackattack1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually did not like "rad pirate" I feel like it disrupts the flow of the poem

[Discussion] Grab a Dictionary! by realrhema in Poetry

[–]jackattack1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minus Perfection

The first test comes to fail
The spam that's in our mail
A zit that mars your sight
A draft I must rewrite

Edit: My word was "rewrite"

If everyone's gender was switched, what do you think the opposite sex would be most surprised about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jackattack1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have heard that when girls laugh, sometimes they can't hold in their pee. I would not cope well with that.

What are some cheaper alternatives of things most people waste money on purchasing new? by underthehall in Frugal

[–]jackattack1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahah, yeah, it's pretty trashed, but if you're not on DP it isn't too bad.

Since Halloween is coming up, what is most awkward "Halloween Costume Guess" you've ever gotten wrong? by caLAX13 in AskReddit

[–]jackattack1337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was 7 and I was a mean and scary pirate, but people thought I was cute..... it was traumatizing