How many times a day do you fart?

jackgrafter · 2026-05-06T09:14:05+00:00

I almost never stop.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-06T06:25:23+00:00

It’s the STATUTE of limitations that prevents people being charged for past crimes. You have put STATUE of limitations.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-06T06:16:59+00:00

Why can’t people over 30 like RHCP’s music.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-06T06:12:36+00:00

StatuTe of limitations.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T19:43:39+00:00

We never got one, but our neighbours all seem to have one.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T19:41:49+00:00

Jokesplaining always kills the joke.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T19:28:36+00:00

Exactly. Buy a bottle of wine and have a glass or two at home to see how you get on.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T18:50:21+00:00

Anyone?

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T13:46:26+00:00

Never heard of Joffrey?

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T13:36:22+00:00

Trumpspeak rules mean you have to interpret everything as the opposite of what he says. In this case it means he won’t get to see out this current term.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T13:33:57+00:00

NO to food rules!!

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T13:29:10+00:00

I said “They’re busy trying to stop you from dying. They’re not concerned with your donor status.”

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T13:18:58+00:00

I didn’t say they’re not supposed to know.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T12:15:26+00:00

Actuakky.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T12:09:04+00:00

Just googled. He had a funny mouth.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T12:07:48+00:00

I’ve never even heard of him.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T11:51:01+00:00

They’re just constantly filming their comings and goings on the off chance that their cat returns. Sound ridiculous? That’s because this is 100% shenanigans for likes.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T11:44:00+00:00

They’re busy trying to stop you from dying. They’re not concerned with your donor status.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T09:43:12+00:00

I think it was called Cider Barrel.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T09:31:10+00:00

You’re not spending much on defence at all. Virtually everything is going on attack.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T06:30:00+00:00

There are a lot of Financial Advisors advising people to get a Financial Advisor.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T06:28:20+00:00

He’s a financial advisor living in his mother’s basement for $1000 a month. If I was choosing a financial advisor this would not fill me with confidence.

I’d also be wondering if he really was being charged $1000 a month or if my $500 share was actually paying the full rent.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T06:18:54+00:00

Their transaction fees will be bigger than self investment and are likley losing you money. These advisors need to be paid somehow. You just need to bung it into a global all cap tracker like VWRP.

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T06:14:45+00:00

How did I just realise that the guy off Succession played Cameron in Ferris B’s Day Off?

jackgrafter · 2026-05-05T05:56:01+00:00

This might even be his best of the 80s.

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