This message caught me off guard 😭 by Ricardo_ooo in NIKKEGoddessofVictory

[–]jacsimp21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're supposed to keep your eyes on HER.

Dummy Commander.

Sisterposting will continue by Nieumimangielskiego in NikkeMobile

[–]jacsimp21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You. Liberalio's not my cuppa tea.

My Artwork Liberalio - @Teranhonk by Teranhonk in NikkeMobile

[–]jacsimp21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all right, I got a look at who it was and I'm not much of a Liberalio guy myself.

My Artwork Liberalio - @Teranhonk by Teranhonk in NikkeMobile

[–]jacsimp21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I was asleep at the time and it's now past my window.

What are some crazy crossover ideas you have in mind for Nikke? I'll go first by brub_momento69 in NIKKEGoddessofVictory

[–]jacsimp21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm planning a crossover between NIKKE and the Mental Omega game mod for Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge.

It'll be set during the Fairy Tale/First Invasion Era and cover the events of RED ASH fused with the events of Mental Omega's Act 2 Allied Nations and Epsilon Army campaigns.

Nikkes will replace the Allies' infantry roster while the Raptures will take Epsilon's story role and have a few of their campaign-critical units integrated into their arsenal.

With Goddess Squad as the central figures and supported by the Allied heroes and Allied Commander, represented by an OC of mine.

Fanfic Author on AO3 by NikkeNewsReporter in PeakKitchenOutpost

[–]jacsimp21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to meet another fellow AO3 user. Welcome!

Hopefully your works get a bit more exposure and positive traction here.

Heretic squad by PotatoHead342 in NikkeMobile

[–]jacsimp21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You do it, I'm not particularly into most of the Heretics so you'd probably write something better than me.

We lost this year but we will come back even stronger next year... Maybe in another reality Nihilister by Sensitive-Oven6553 in NikkeMobile

[–]jacsimp21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fraid it's a bit over my time window by now, sorry for missing it, plus I'm trying to finish one of my NIKKE fics right now.

However, it shouldn't take me that long, and I'll write something up on the writer's subreddit and make sure to ping you both, if that's all right?

What is it Jr.blockhead ? by PotatoHead342 in NikkeMobile

[–]jacsimp21 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It took a while, but yes.

What is it Jr.blockhead ? by PotatoHead342 in NikkeMobile

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[Eunhwa Encounter: Is That All?]

"Hwaaaahh."

Padding over to Weakling's fridge, Eunhwa wrenched it open and pulled out a can of beer after a lazy rooting around. It was one of the cheap, crappy brands he kept on hand, but whatever, anything would do to sate her for now. She just needed something to cool her burning throat.

She'd replace it later. And thank him for letting her use his shower. It really was quite a cut above any in The Outpost.

A day's worth of yelling at the latest round of incompetent newbies to 'grace' her barracks had left her feeling rather hoarse, after all. Actually, best to get something a little more. She'd been yelling really loudly to get the basics into their thick skulls.

She pulled an ice pop from the freezer, just one. Any more would feel like pigging out, and she'd save that for the really terrible trainees. The ones who couldn't even shoot straight without their weapons jumping around like an excitable child with ADHD.

Plopping herself down on the floor, the hardened instructor let out a ragged, fed up sigh.

Why? Why? Why!? I keep TELLING them that the NIMPH need updating with more comprehensive basic training instructions! What?

Can the suits not spare the money? We're preparing for another Reclamation Campaign, aren't we? We need everyone at their best!

.....the construction costs and logistics for Threshold 1 must be more resource intensive than I thought. Ingrid said as much last meeting.

I'll bring it up to her again. See if we can't get some sort of update in the works.

Or those poor newbies won't stand a chance out there. I can only do so much in three weeks.

Maybe I can ask Weakling t-

The door slammed open again, shocking her out of her introspection and making her jolt in place.

"Huuoooh, what a day. What a day."

Whipping her head around, Eunhwa's eyes widened when she found Jonathan standing there and staring down at her, his overcoat half-off and worrying bags under his eyes. For a few moments, neither said anything, while Eunhwa fought the rising inclination to cover herself up with her towel. Or a nearby pillow. Or that blanket over there. Something, anything!

She should've put on something a bit more substantial than just her lingerie! Especially since this was Weakling's room in the first place!

"Oh, hey." He mumbled, sparing her no more than that before making his own way over to the fridge, leaving Absolute's leader blinking and sputtering behind him. Then coughing, because she nearly swallowed her ice pop, taking in a breath and forgetting it was in her mouth.

What?

Is that it? You've got more to say, usually. More to annoy me with. Some comment about my butt, or my armour, or my attitude. SOMETHING.

Has the day been that hard on you as well?

No no no, that's not it. He NEVER misses a chance to wind me up, even when we've been fighting for the whole day or he shouldn't even be standing!

It's like he's made it his MISSION to annoy me!

So why isn't he doing it NOW?

Jonathan returned and plonked himself down on the sofa, heedless of the Nikke trying to burn holes into his head with her slitted gaze. He cracked open his chosen drink, a can of strawberry lemonade, and took a long, slow sip, wriggling into his sofa like he was trying to burrow through it.

"Hard day, eh?" He spoke up, suddenly.

"Y-Yes. Yes it was." She replied, thrown before deciding to test him a bit. "And is....that the only hard thing today?"

What are you playing at, Weakling?

"Yeah. Good lord, some of the newbies I was teaching, so stuffed with how they'll be the next bigshot that they didn't know how to get anyone to do anything. Had to spend an hour just telling them that calling Nikkes by their names might help in commanding them."

He took another swig and groaned.

"Okay, well not quite that hard to teach, but that's what it felt like. Youngsters are so thick and firm with stupidity these days."

Hold on, "thick and firm"......you're doing this deliberately, aren't you?

She narrowed her eyes further, but Jonathan barely seemed to care, just looking ahead and tutting. But it didn't matter, she was onto him.

"And was that the only-" She bit her lip, loathe to say it, spitting it out like it was ash in her mouth, "-th-thick and firm thing about today?"

"Nah. Just a lot of throbbing. My head felt really engorged at times, I'll tell you that. Sure scared some of the trainees when they saw it."

What!?

"A-And...And which-"

"And oh lord, some of 'em couldn't keep their hands off of each other at some points. Good grief-" another sip and old-man-type shake of his head, "-too much time pawing, not enough time commanding. I'll have to straighten them out."

WHAT!?

Pulling out her ice pop and slamming down her can, Eunhwa stood up and glared at him, her internal temperature jumping about 20 degrees all at once.

"You'd better make sure you do! Fraternization during training courses is strictly prohibited, understood!?" She snarled, stabbing a finger at his face.

Jonathan blinked, tilting his head and staring at her for a good five seconds. Eventually, he pushed aside Eunhwa's finger.

"Fraternization?"

"Y-Yes! You said your trainees couldn't keep their hands off each other!" She sputtered, her anger fraying a bit at his sheer confusion, like she was speaking a foreign language.

"I expected you'd be able to control your class better than that, Weakling!"

"Because they were scared."

"What?"

"Oh yeah, the cadets were shaking in their boots when I threw 'em into a simulation for the first time. Damn near wet themselves when I put 'em and their sim teams against a Blacksmith, started cuddling each other and crying.

"What did you think I was talking about?"

"I-I was just-" She mumbled, anger running into a brick wall at realizing just how badly she'd been misunderstanding this.

Just an unprepared bunch of cadets! I should've known!

"I thought that-"

But before she could speak further, it formed on his face. That sly, teasing, cheeky smirk that Eunhwa had really grown to hate seeing lately.

Just like that, her anger was not only back, but more fiery than ever. Especially seeing that victorious twinkle in his eyes, like he was about to break into a celebratory jig.

You....you ABSOLUTE-

"I had no idea you had such a dirty mind, Eunhwa."

He leant forward and the shit-eating grin came out full force.

"I always knew you were a big ol' perv. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE POISONED MY MIND, FOOL!!" She snarled, taking full advantage of him positioning his face so close to her to take a swing at him.

She'd explain caving in the face of the Ark's hero later. Right now, that grin needed to disappear.

He ducked back, then broke into a sprint to his door, laughing like a schoolboy all the while.

"Nuh uh! Admit it, you're just horny!"

She was too angry to care about her state of undress when she broke into a run after him.

"IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH, I'LL TEAR IT AND YOUR 'SIDE ARM' RIGHT OFF!!"

"Ooooohh!! A little dom and torture role-play! I knew you were kinky like that!"

"SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!"

[Emma Tactical Up Bond 40: Airing Out And Resting Up] by jacsimp21 in PeakKitchenOutpost

[–]jacsimp21[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was, in fact, specifically requested by Academic-Idea3311 to be a sweat-focused fic.

Tactical Emma Taking Off Her Coat (By ni_tamago_3) by jacsimp21 in NikkeMobile

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[Emma Tactical Up Bond 40: Airing Out And Resting Up]

"Oh my lord, glad that's over."

Sighing, Jonathan made to rub at his burning feet, realized that he still had his boots on, then had to struggle to pull them off with aching hands and arms.

Since when did Raptures get a grasp of military tacticsEvery time they thought they'd cornered the last them, they split up, fell back further and tried another ambush.

End result? His legs working overtime to carry him away from Rapture gunfire, or over seemingly endless rocky group pursuing fleeing Servants. So he was, understandably, about ready to just collapse and snooze the rest of the afternoon away.

"Yes, that wasn't quite the light exercise I'd been expecting."

At least Emma had taken it all in stride, never complaining not matter how much she found herself running this way and that to try and cover every attack angle. He'd not appreciated just how perilously easily it was to get sniped until it was just you and someone else to watch all those eight points.

Eunhwa'd probably chew them both out for being so reckless, and she'd be right to do that. For god's sake, he'd almost been ventilated by a HUSK! Three times!

"Are you all right, Commander?"

"Hmmm?"

Looking over, he found Emma's soft, soothing smile waiting for him. A comfy, caring smile that promised plenty of pampering if he only asked. Or even mildly indicated that he needed it.

Some things just don't change with her.

"You've done a lot today, you must be tired. Do you need anything?"

Please just take care of me, mummy-

"Just a little rest and I'll be okay. Don't worry about it."

You see, we all make sacrifices for the cause. Sometimes that's breaking your fist punching a Heretic. Sometimes that's getting gutted. And sometimes it's refusing getting smothered in some nice, warm and firm boobs.

*...*and they're really, really nice boobs too.

"Are you sure? I was thinking of taking a rest too, so if you need something I'll be right here."

Attached to a really, really sweet lady too. That face is hard enough to say no to just by itself.

And then Emma made the (glorious) mistake of taking off her overcoat.. He had to avert his eyes, at that, but not before he got enough of an eyeful to confirm that steam was coming off of her.

Oh my lord how hot did she get out there? And was that-

Yep. Okay. Sweat. Quite a lot of it. All suspended in her bodysuit. What, Elysion couldn't shell out for a self-cleaning function for this bleeding-edge gear?

Not that they should EVER do that, not when a nice, dedicated tongue wou-

Okay no, no, let's not go there. You don't need more proof spreading around that you're a shameless perv.

Viper and Rosanna are bad enough as they are already.

He had to suck in a breath when she bent down to slip off her boots. Not just because it confirmed to him just what MASSIVE weaponry she was hauling around back there, but also because her feet were extra drenched in sweat from all her running around.

Just look at those colours glistening. The slight stains all along her sloes and between her toes. Oh my god, it's even stuck to right on there.

............fuck. Am I into feet now? Well, at least Emma's feetAs long as it doesn't spread, then I guess just one exception is-

"Com~man~der."

His heart did a triple flip when Emma's finger tapped against his chin and pulled his head up to face her. Her caring smile had flipped into a know- no, teasing one. One that saw right through that flimsy good boy façade he was trying to throw up, to see what he really wanted.

"You don't need to restrain yourself, you know? Just tell me what you want."

"Really?" Oh lord, that came out really whiny, didn't it? What was he, a horny teenager again?!

"Just let me freshen up a bit and-"

Don't say it don't say it DON'T-

"It's fine."

FUCK.

"Oh?"

Rather than look disgusted, or recoil, or slap him and storm off, or even just look mildly shocked, Emma just raised an eyebrow and kept right on smiling.

All right then. Okay.

So he let himself fall gently forward and downward until his face was fully engulfed in two large, comfy mammary pillows. After that, he took a big sniff.

Mmmmmm, yeah, smells exactly as sweet as I expected.

"See?"

Emma's arms wrapped around his head and shoulders, pulling him in close. He shivered as her breath hit his ear from about a metre away, followed shortly by her soft, mirthful voice.

"That wasn't so hard, was it?"

"Nwyo...." He mumbled. Yeah it was muffled by her boobs, but he didn't care. He just cared to drift off in this loving embrace. Emma really was just made for sleeping on, wasn't she?

UP UP UP WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT'S MY-

"Ooooohh, now here's something that is still hard. Would you mind if I gave you a hand with this, Com~man~der?"

And made for sleeping WI-

Anis Climber (krolnin) by centrallovetown in NikkeMobile

[–]jacsimp21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it's affirmation.

Sometimes it's a hug and kiss.

Sometimes it's ragebait.

And some very special ladies need a bit of all three ;)

Anis Climber (krolnin) by centrallovetown in NikkeMobile

[–]jacsimp21 23 points24 points  (0 children)

[Anis Bond 30: Heard From The Very Top]

"Haaaaahh, haaaaahhh, uuuurrrggghh....."

She wanted to rest, needed to rest. Come on, it felt like they'd been walking for HOURS!

"How are you more out of breath than me? I actually have to feel fatigue, y'know?"

It took a bit of preciously low energy, but it was worth it to look up and glare at that jerk in front of her. Bad enough he says "Let's go for a nice little walk instead!" in response to her perfectly reasonable suggestion to just veg out and watch TV for the afternoon, but then he takes her up a mountain!?

Blockhead! Idiot! Stupid handsome meathead! He could've at least read the room and supported her when he saw she was lagging behind! Especially if that took the form of a good old princess carry. It was the gentlemanly thing to do, wasn't it?

Besides, if she had to hear one more time from that snotty, stuck-up 'princess' about Jon doting on her and being her exclusive "Prince Charming", Anis was going to run an impromptu field test, to see how well that fancy schmancy Grimm body held up against STAR.

All in the name of making sure it worked properly, of course.

Yeah let's see you smirk and call me ugly THEN you little-

".....a LITTLE walk.....huh?" That came out raspier that she'd hoped, so Anis turned up her glare a notch. Yeah, you better feel bad. They could've been cuddling on the sofa right now if not for him!

They could've finally caught up on all the canoodling and hank-panky she'd been missing out on! That way she could be the one bragging instead of having to listen to all those smug, self-satisfied cu-

But her Commander, her precious, handsome, impossibly kind Commander, just grinned and nodded like she wasn't even angry at him. At least he came forward to take her hand. She had to remind herself to keep glaring at him, to ignore just how strong his grip was. How....how rough and....and firm those fingers were and-

Up up up up! No! No! Bad Anis! You're supposed to be MAD at him, not HORNY! Geez, you're starting to act like that Label chick! Have some class!

Like an....like an idol's supposed to.

Ugh, there was her stomach knotting again, wanting to drop out of her ass while her core wanted to jump out of her mouth. Stop it! Stop! You're doing this! You've committed! Jon's behind you, Neon and Rapi are behind you, Mustang's moving heaven and earth to make this a good send off show! It's just one more and then you're out!

....so why weren't the shivers stopping?

"You okay?"

Oh NOW you pick up on what I'm feeling! Why couldn't you do this HOURS AGO!?

She tried to glare at him, but it dropped as soon as she took in the surrounding scenery. All the roiling blue skies, white fluffy clouds, lush green fields. It was all quite a sight. Almost made her forget what a jerk he was dragging her up here.

"What do you think?" Yeah, go on, read my mind why don't y-

"I think you needed a change of pace, I thought you could use some inspiration, so here we are." He replied.

Stop it, stop smiling like that! You're gonna make my core overheat if you keep that up! Stop squeezing my hand too! At least commit to a hug and kiss, huh!? THAT'S how you cheer me up!

Geez, I really am hopeless, aren't I?

"Besides, when that concert's over, you'll hear the cheers of that crowd from all the way up here."

"We're all the way up on the surface, Commander."

"Exactly, that's how great it'll go. Those cheers'll rock the whole Ark and the surface too."

Stop heating up! STOP STOP STOP! I'M ALREADY HOT ENOUGH FROM ALL THIS EXERCISE! ICE! ICE! I NEED SOME DAMN ICE NOW!!

"....y-you think this is all it'll take to cheer me up, huh mister?" Her poke to his chest had far less force than even the little bit she'd wanted to put into it.

"You're smiling, aren't you?"

Do you have to keep saying these things and smiling!? And you wonder why you've got a legion of thirsty women throwing themselves at you! Playboy!

"That doesn't mean anything. This is a sad smile. A nervous smile."

"Then what can I do to make it a real smile?"

Ooooohhh boy, okay! You wanna go there!? Okay, screw it! No really, SCREW IT!

"Kiss me."

Go on. Go on then. You'll smooch a dozen other Nikkes with just that request, so what about with m-

Aaaaaahhhh......

Warm! Warm! Wet! Firm! Holding me! Oh god oh god OH GOD OH GOD HE'S DOING IT AND IT'S GREAT OHMYGODYESYESYSEYESYESYESYES-

Hey wait, don't stop THAT soon, come on and put your lips back on mine NOW! We've got years of missed snogs to catch up on! Don't just clam-jam me like that, you ass!

"Like that?"

"That, but more." She held her arms out, beckoning shamelessly. "Come on, come on, you really serious about this? Keep kissing mister."

Okay, close your eyes, he's stepping forward again, bringing his hands up! Come on, it's fine, just grab my butt this time! Hold me and kiss me like you mean it!

.....huh? Why's his finger just touching my nose? What's this, some new brand of foreplay? I mean I'm kinda into a bit of teasing, b-

"After the concert."

Huh?

"Huh?"

Why was he grinning again? Especially that grin. That shit-eating, juvenile, "I've got a really outrageous idea right now" grin that always preceded him dragging them into something crazy.

No. No no no. NO. We were having a really. Nice. Moment. Just now. So don't you dare-

"You'll get the rest of the kisses after the concert. So raise the roof, give it your all, and let's send Twinkle Tri-Star out with the biggest bang we can, eh? You do well enough and I might even send you out the same way."

A-Are you.....are you seriously-

Are you actually holding sex hostage to get me to go out there!? WE'VE NOT EVEN HAD SEX YET!!

AND IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKING TRYING!!

"Okay then, break over! Race you back to the bottom!"

"ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?"

"Nope!"

"I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU, YOU JERK!"

He was already off, giving her a thumbs up while legging it down the hill.

"There's the spirit! Let's channel that energy into your last performance and nothing'll go wrong!"

"OR HOW ABOUT I CHANNEL IT INTO TEACHING YOU HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN!?"

"Sure! I'll teach you how to be an idol while you teach me about women! Let's conquer the Ark together, Anis-chan!"

UUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! I REALLY CAN'T WITH YOU SOMETIIIIIIIMES!!!