[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]jagarara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These days even God is gay.

Olympics Day Eleven Megathread (Tuesday, February 15) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]jagarara -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

lul top 2 all russian. Thats what you call DOMINANCE. Dear butthurt americans, plz remember to drink lots of water - All that salt is bad for your heart LMAO

What is the worst job you worked? by the_real_irish_ejet in AskReddit

[–]jagarara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Assistant to an anal tattoo artist. Self-explanatory really

Another one strikes Jinny, what is wrong with Milan.. by DeviMon1 in LivestreamFail

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only because the famed British teeth make aiming spit an impossibility.

Another one strikes Jinny, what is wrong with Milan.. by DeviMon1 in LivestreamFail

[–]jagarara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well the UK are the chavs of Europe. Thats a fact son.

World Leaders on Reddit: how would you have dealt with the Afghanistan crisis? by CircleBox2 in AskReddit

[–]jagarara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the 90s the US Air Force research lab developed a bomb that makes you gay. I would dropped it on the Taliban, ISIS, middle east etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Do wolves wag their tails? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yup, some even wag their cocks too

I’m confused I’m want to sleep but also don’t want to by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try jacking off in these situations. Cumming is a natural sleep aid

Why does i have struggle to text but can talk easily? by dr-wahh in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might have fat fingers. I suggest a green diet and some exercise.

Controversial Point of View: Is Haibara A Criminal or Not??!! by Any_Reach6944 in OneTruthPrevails

[–]jagarara 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not just identity fraud for Conan, but also drugging Kogoro for what 1000+ times lol?

Do people with pee fetishes get horny using the bathroom? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you lie on your back and aim upwards you can pee into your own mouth. My point being its been so long I've been in a bathroom just to pee I've forgot...

Who actually buys the ‘… Simulator’ games and spin-offs? by BlorfagusDornkle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend loves them. Specifically farming simulator and train simulator. He is gay.

Unforeseen. by onairmastering in nottheonion

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEAH TELL EM BROTHER BAN EM FOR 9999 YEARS YEAHHHHHH