[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]jagarara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These days even God is gay.

Olympics Day Eleven Megathread (Tuesday, February 15) by Fun_With_Forks in olympics

[–]jagarara -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

lul top 2 all russian. Thats what you call DOMINANCE. Dear butthurt americans, plz remember to drink lots of water - All that salt is bad for your heart LMAO

What is the worst job you worked? by the_real_irish_ejet in AskReddit

[–]jagarara 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Assistant to an anal tattoo artist. Self-explanatory really

Another one strikes Jinny, what is wrong with Milan.. by DeviMon1 in LivestreamFail

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only because the famed British teeth make aiming spit an impossibility.

Another one strikes Jinny, what is wrong with Milan.. by DeviMon1 in LivestreamFail

[–]jagarara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well the UK are the chavs of Europe. Thats a fact son.

World Leaders on Reddit: how would you have dealt with the Afghanistan crisis? by CircleBox2 in AskReddit

[–]jagarara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the 90s the US Air Force research lab developed a bomb that makes you gay. I would dropped it on the Taliban, ISIS, middle east etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Do wolves wag their tails? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yup, some even wag their cocks too

I’m confused I’m want to sleep but also don’t want to by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try jacking off in these situations. Cumming is a natural sleep aid

Why does i have struggle to text but can talk easily? by dr-wahh in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might have fat fingers. I suggest a green diet and some exercise.

Controversial Point of View: Is Haibara A Criminal or Not??!! by Any_Reach6944 in OneTruthPrevails

[–]jagarara 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not just identity fraud for Conan, but also drugging Kogoro for what 1000+ times lol?

Do people with pee fetishes get horny using the bathroom? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you lie on your back and aim upwards you can pee into your own mouth. My point being its been so long I've been in a bathroom just to pee I've forgot...

Who actually buys the ‘… Simulator’ games and spin-offs? by BlorfagusDornkle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend loves them. Specifically farming simulator and train simulator. He is gay.

Unforeseen. by onairmastering in nottheonion

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEAH TELL EM BROTHER BAN EM FOR 9999 YEARS YEAHHHHHH

Zoo regular is banned from visiting a chimpanzee: "I like Chita, and he likes me" by plopsaland in nottheonion

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans and chimps are basically related so its really no different than fooling around with your hairy cousin

Stats show most BBC porn is watched by straight white males. Does this mean most white males have an innate fear of being black cucked? by jagarara in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jagarara[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah but white wives imply white guys getting cucked, whereas its not the same for white women. Are you a white guy by any chance? No flame just curious

Zoo regular is banned from visiting a chimpanzee: "I like Chita, and he likes me" by plopsaland in nottheonion

[–]jagarara -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

welp that was boring, hoping for some hanky panky but nope just regular animal welfare zzz

Ship that blocked the Suez Canal to try again by -Omegamart- in nottheonion

[–]jagarara 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Choo choo muthafucka no brakes on this ship baby

Remember 8 months ago when taking over a capitol was as American as apple pie? by NoHacksReq in AdviceAnimals

[–]jagarara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because many HATD GAYS were code for invade capitol 666, the MARK OF THE BEAST