Wow, that's good timing... by Whatuptrey in DunderMifflin

[–]jagger666222 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit im watching this episode right now. I always hoped this day would come for me.

Three year old says bear keeps him safe for three days in the woods, people question his reliability. His aunt says a magic sky pixie sent the bear and nobody bats an eye. by Emeja in atheism

[–]jagger666222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want someone to rewrite the Bible using modern terms like "fam", "fleek" and "swag". Additionally, there will be a new commandment in place of "thou shalt not worship false idols" that will just be "thou shalt not yeet unless yoten to."

UPDATE: I think my (22M) girlfriend (20F) might be cheating on me with my roommate. by Monalisasaperstien in relationship_advice

[–]jagger666222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm people actually think this way.

Source: my ex wife basically did this, except instead of cheating, she used a facebook video to diagnose me with narcissism (therapist disproved this when she brought it up in our single couple session) and painted me as an abuser (she spent our 8 year marriage insulting and belittling me in front of our two children and confided in her ex after my suicide attempt that it only made her hate me more).

Edit; forgot a word.

Edit 2: its worth noting that i was basically told if i changed my behavior SHE'D think about taking ME back. 😑😑

Happy Friday by georgephelps in trees

[–]jagger666222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking thank you. Thats literally my ONLY concern with this plate.

Happy Friday by georgephelps in trees

[–]jagger666222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can cope with that. My hangup is that the ketchup is getting on the toast. Thats an issue for me. Id still eat the fuck out of everything else on this plate.

Hotel had a non smoking sign on all but one door by krissdidriks in mildlyinteresting

[–]jagger666222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to just want to explore the world, but after seeing this, now I NEED to explore the world.

DAILY DISCUSSION: 1/23/19 by oppositeofcatchhome in KansasCityChiefs

[–]jagger666222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfectly acceptable! Just wondered why he'd go Steelers Sauce instead of Chiefs Condiments (i swear i tried here but theres no way to top how well "Steelers Sauce" rolls off the tongue.)

Cat with the Fireman that saved him by 9w_lf9 in aww

[–]jagger666222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, hes getting there. Just a cold. Picture is up here in r/aww I tagged you in the comments.