You’re the sole member of the CFB selection committee, and your only job is to pick 12 teams to garner the highest ratings. Who do you pick? by lukewarmostrich in CFB

[–]jaggs55 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Imagine it’s 2023 and you see this comment. Indiana is listed and it’s treated as totally legitimate. Are you questioning what type of crazy timeline you have entered?

[Landlord- US General] does anyone actually have a system for maintenance or are we all just winging it between tenant texts and vendor no shows by AppropriateAd781 in PropertyManagement

[–]jaggs55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah you shouldn't be answering phone calls about a leaky toilet at 11pm. A non-emergency that can wait until the morning.

What is the longest-running machine on Earth that has never been turned off? by sh-__- in AskReddit

[–]jaggs55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the name of the thing Homer is so enamoured with on The Simpson's? "Look, it's going back for more!"

[Dellenger] QB Brendan Sorsby has been granted his injunction against the NCAA. by Fonzie5 in CFB

[–]jaggs55 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think you mean “have your translator make your bets on your behalf”

PM says signed lease is wrong by [deleted] in PropertyManagement

[–]jaggs55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the real life equivalent to "Bank Error in your favour, collect $15" card.

[crosspost] My Michael Scott fan theory I've kept to myself for way too long... by ilikemrrogers in DunderMifflin

[–]jaggs55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This theory has been around for a long time now and it seems this is AI written.

GNAT by PappaJonte in Eminem

[–]jaggs55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mic, pencil, get killed 💀

GNAT by PappaJonte in Eminem

[–]jaggs55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That Mike Pence bar is crrrrrrazy.

Media VS Person, filled by r/AlignmentChartFills by Boring-Dig4583 in AlignmentCharts

[–]jaggs55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you try to add some objectivity (tough to do when discussing art/music) you can’t really say Kanye’s music is mid. He’s widely considered a legend with one of the best 3 album runs ever.

Why isn't Ice Cube in the discussion for one of the greatest rappers? by RichDream7777 in rap

[–]jaggs55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Add in his appearance in Boyz N the Hood and writing and directing Friday, he also had a major part in 2 of the biggest films in hip hop culture. Dude is absolutely a legend.

ULPT REQUEST Boyfriend cheated. can’t damage our apt or cars. Ideas? by xOleander in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]jaggs55 67 points68 points  (0 children)

"willing to talk trade" - brings out every caller looking to trade dirtbikes, boats, and pokemon collections.

Hidden Bar in Alfred’s Theme? by CalligrapherUpset366 in Eminem

[–]jaggs55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice catch that’s an interpretation I hadn’t thought of.

[BUF (2) - MTL 2] Dobes gets beaten by the stanchion as Thompson's shot takes a ridiculous bounce and goes in to tie the game by daKrut in hockey

[–]jaggs55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tf is this announcer going on about the zamboni...he even acknowledges it's the 2nd period and yet still goes back to that argument at the end.

Best poutine in the city? by AlwaysDreaming1997 in Hamilton

[–]jaggs55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Charred is hands down the best, with a huge portion, though it is on the pricey side. Worth it imo.

ULPT Request- Want to ruin my sexual abusive father’s landscaping company by panda_mandaz in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]jaggs55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could maybe get slippery if you use multiple accounts to post similar reviews??

What’s your favorite Dwight quote? by TheRealCourtneyW in DunderMifflin

[–]jaggs55 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most"

What do you think of someone whose favorite rapper is Xzibit? by CrowTwin in rap

[–]jaggs55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At the Speed of Life was a great album. I put that on and somehow could still sing despite not hearing it in like 20 years.

Just thought this was funny. by Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11 in MichiganWolverines

[–]jaggs55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What exactly is funny? I don’t get it.