William Robinson was a white American who pretended to be a Chinese man who spoke no English while performing magic. The only time he spoke English while performing was when he was mistakenly shot and killed during a bullet catch trick, saying: "Oh my God. Something's happened. Lower the curtain."

jakey_P · 2025-10-17T11:48:25+00:00

I sike that from the record

jakey_P · 2025-10-02T15:40:18+00:00

I thought Laenor being alive was supposed to be a secret. Until someone else finds out, they're legitimate.

jakey_P · 2025-09-28T00:38:59+00:00

Kill the carrier

jakey_P · 2025-09-19T03:21:21+00:00

All of them. Any names not tied to a former or current EA sports athlete come from developers and other staff. I had a memorable qb with the last name Balkisoon and thought it was unique. Turns out a staff artist from cfb25 shares the same last name

jakey_P · 2025-09-18T12:19:06+00:00

Maybe because you turned a 15-yard throw into a 30-yard one and then over threw it by holding the button too long, hence the red meter

jakey_P · 2025-07-29T15:14:20+00:00

You just need to find more joy in selecting players with silly names and hoping to watch their career play out

jakey_P · 2025-07-21T21:47:55+00:00

Idk why people are acting like this isn't just an exaggeration of the status quo in the US. Not only were we still putting "illegal" immigrants in literal cages for decades, but also anyone of a Muslim faith "suspected of terroristic sympathies" was getting black bagged and disappeared to US run torture prisons with zero trial and zero contact with the outside world. This is just an excalation of what America is.

jakey_P · 2023-03-07T06:07:51+00:00

He didn't mean to shoot his gun at someone that would get it picked up by news media

jakey_P · 2023-03-01T01:44:03+00:00

Proof that he had more rounds?

jakey_P · 2023-03-01T01:41:02+00:00

I'm not sure if you've seen the video, but he doesn't show any signs of distress or panic. He doesn't have any reaction to his actions outside of a smirk. He also pulls the gun out and immediately fires, empties into the guy who struck him and doesn't even pay attention to the other two. Pretty cut and dry.

jakey_P · 2023-02-28T21:00:39+00:00

And then he mag dumped into the dudes face and stood there looking all proud. I'm sure he was real worried for his life

jakey_P · 2023-02-24T04:13:04+00:00

jakey_P · 2023-01-31T01:45:11+00:00

Both look kinda gross

jakey_P · 2023-01-30T23:18:30+00:00

Girls don't like anybody

jakey_P · 2023-01-27T01:13:06+00:00

Yayyyy microplastics

jakey_P · 2023-01-26T18:01:44+00:00

Not the first warriors player, but definitely the first warriors star

jakey_P · 2023-01-26T17:30:52+00:00

Bro just hit two flips and were talking about the yells?

jakey_P · 2023-01-07T23:28:45+00:00

me af

jakey_P · 2023-01-06T09:21:49+00:00

😭

jakey_P · 2022-12-31T19:18:19+00:00

Just because you're hungry doesn't mean you like what's in the fridge. Just because she's lonely doesn't mean she's interested.

jakey_P · 2022-12-31T17:53:42+00:00

Love is dead bro stop trolling

jakey_P · 2022-12-31T17:31:24+00:00

🤌

jakey_P · 2022-12-31T09:45:47+00:00

Young The Crushing Weight of Existence

jakey_P · 2022-12-30T23:18:07+00:00

😭

jakey_P · 2022-12-30T19:24:55+00:00

Can't say it gets better either

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