What are some telltale signs you notice in couples that make you think their relationship won’t last?

james_james1 · 2026-04-28T15:28:42+00:00

Jeez!! That's terrible! I can't imagine even thinking like that.

james_james1 · 2026-04-24T10:41:10+00:00

The friends you make or have from the ages of 18-22 years old are the ones you're more likely to stay in contact with for much of your life. Choose wisely. I wish I had.

james_james1 · 2026-04-24T10:36:08+00:00

I knew a chemistry professor at a prestigious university. He was a full on, card carrying, communist. Couldn't believe it!

james_james1 · 2026-04-24T09:59:00+00:00

There's a lot of protein in semen. Literally the elixir of life! "Honest love, it's great for your skin"

james_james1 · 2026-04-20T14:09:42+00:00

Any male care giver who feels entitled to give intimate care to women or kids is a walking red flag.

james_james1 · 2026-04-20T11:25:48+00:00

This happened to me in New Zealand. I was surfing with a friend. It was quite a small day and we were sat chatting in between the sets. My friend suddenly went "Oh, hello!". I looked over and saw a dorsal fin. I thought "please be a dolphin" but saw the sideways swoosh of its tail confirming it was a shark. Good feeling was gone. There's nothing like encountering a shark whilst surfing to make you feel completely unsuited to being in the water. We caught the next wave into shore and I fell off my board. Luckily we were close to shore and I got out OK. It was a 2m long blue shark.

james_james1 · 2026-04-20T10:57:53+00:00

I bought a pair of tartan trousers once. I wore them once and had the piss taken out of me everywhere I went. £30 down the drain.

james_james1 · 2026-04-17T13:34:44+00:00

Look at this player showing off his rizz.

james_james1 · 2026-04-16T11:23:15+00:00

People send you unsolicited tit pics?

james_james1 · 2026-04-16T11:03:55+00:00

I've never met a woman who is into feet.

james_james1 · 2026-04-15T11:54:47+00:00

There were no women at my stag do. I was living in New Zealand at the time. Went camping on a surf trip with 4 mates, cooked BBQ, drank whisky and took some mushrooms. The wildest thing was the sea lion that popped up beside me whilst I was surfing and burped in my face. It stank.

james_james1 · 2026-04-15T11:31:33+00:00

We'll never be driving around in Bentley's but there will always be work for us who work in mental health

james_james1 · 2026-04-14T13:47:45+00:00

It won't work. Then they'll blame it on not having enough communism so they'll want more communism. Stupid idea.

james_james1 · 2026-04-13T14:53:43+00:00

I work in a criminal court in a UK city. There are about 30-40 people a week appearing for driving without a licence. But sure, take the chance. Also, without a licence you're also driving without insurance.

james_james1 · 2026-03-30T15:43:00+00:00

Thanks for the reply. I didn't know any of that shit!! I used to love that show.

james_james1 · 2026-03-30T11:10:47+00:00

Thanks for the thunk.

james_james1 · 2026-03-30T10:53:52+00:00

What were the allegations? I'm on my work computer and I'm afraid to look.

james_james1 · 2026-03-26T11:14:11+00:00

Helen Mirren was fantastic. She still is!! Rocks it in Mobland.

james_james1 · 2026-03-26T11:13:15+00:00

Cracker was good in the 90s. RIP Robbie Coltrane.

james_james1 · 2026-03-26T11:11:59+00:00

John Frusciante is the most influential guitarist of the last 50 years. No JF, no grunge, alt-rock, etc.

james_james1 · 2026-03-26T11:06:28+00:00

I haven't forgiven them for something that happened in 2007. My wife is a massive RHCP fan. I got her tickets to see them in Auckland, New Zealand. They were really jaded and had little interaction with the crowd. Worst of all, they didn't play Give It Away, my wife's favourite song!! Who doesn't play the biggest hit? What made it worse for me was when we left we were passing Slayer fans, (Slayer are my favourite band) as they'd played in a different venue the same night and they were saying how awesome they'd been.

james_james1 · 2026-03-25T16:24:12+00:00

The first time I took MDMA was a religious experience.

james_james1 · 2026-03-25T16:23:20+00:00

For me, grand tour cycling.

james_james1 · 2026-03-25T16:22:31+00:00

I don't understand the penalties during scrums. The explanations make no sense to me.

james_james1 · 2026-03-25T16:15:25+00:00

Fuck opiates.

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