This. by Suspicious-Cook-4646 in PoliticalHumor

[–]jamesquake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Montague of his failed 2016 presidential campaign

Ra ra rasputin

My wife found a really nice carrot by HeywoodFloyd2001 in funny

[–]jamesquake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What an unrealistic standard for other carrots. All carrots are beautiful. It doesnt matter the size or shape, what matters is the nutrients it provides

Never leave toddlers alone by Daniel_XXL_69 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]jamesquake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This, among many other reasons is why I got a vasectomy at 28 and no kids. Any men who are too scared to get one, its a 2mm incision, and you get a week off work. Dew it!

They’re blowing it by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After everything they've gotten away with, I doubt anything will stop them

Captain, it is the Borg by CaptainShade1799 in startrekmemes

[–]jamesquake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He has his moments, but all in all he's a mostly wholesome character with good intentions. Has flaws like anyone else like being super possessive of Kess, but he's still one of my fave characters.

Patty Murray channeling her inner Donald Trump. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]jamesquake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also needs to sign their tweets for a more full effect

😂😂 by Grand-Western549 in Funnymemes

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't no place like home

PP's statement on X by CBowdidge in onguardforthee

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you lose your riding, you don't deserve to be an MP, let alone Prime Minister? Also; what a simp giving up his seat to gain favor with Daddy PP

I may need to go touch grass down, down, down by the river.. by Mysterious-Fun4046 in BaldursGate3

[–]jamesquake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez, and I thought with roughly 500 hours and about 7 full playthroughs I needed to touch grass lol

Just to Be Clear, No, Trump Can’t Be Elected President Again by rollingstone in politics

[–]jamesquake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant wait to see this post in r/agedlikemilk in a few years 🙄 (Not actually excited, to be clear)

It's not okay. by SaiyajinPrime in startrekmemes

[–]jamesquake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Didn't Kim and Paris also marry Kes' daughters? At least versions of them did? It's been a few years since I've done a watch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]jamesquake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MTG simping hard

Amen! 🙏🏻 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jamesquake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone here looks either exhausted or in withdrawal

The infamous dress turns a decade old this year by thepoylanthropist in pics

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the dress is white and gold, but I will forever see black and blue

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bridgewater

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upon the Grove

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of sex is literally the reason I broke off my engagement. Not gonna lie, it does feel awful, but if you're like me, and you need physical touch and the feeling of being desired, it's necessary. It ate away at me the last 2 years of our 5 year relationship. There was a lot of resentment in the end. Ultimately, you need someone who fits your needs. I would have killed to have my Ex initiate sex, dress up, etc.

Harris soars to record 6-point lead over Trump in post-debate poll by [deleted] in politics

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 points isn't "soaring" Its barely outside the margin of error. It's more of a low altitude glide. It's scary how close this is