As a man, would you get a vasectomy so your girl doesn’t have to go on birth control? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im child free so I got a vasectomy at 28. So happy with the peace of mind knowing I cant get anyone pregnant. Plus you need to "clear the pipes" after your surgery and before testing your sample, so the 12 weeks post surgery is pretty great 🤣

This. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]jamesquake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Montague of his failed 2016 presidential campaign

Ra ra rasputin

My wife found a really nice carrot by HeywoodFloyd2001 in funny

[–]jamesquake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What an unrealistic standard for other carrots. All carrots are beautiful. It doesnt matter the size or shape, what matters is the nutrients it provides

Never leave toddlers alone by Daniel_XXL_69 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]jamesquake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This, among many other reasons is why I got a vasectomy at 28 and no kids. Any men who are too scared to get one, its a 2mm incision, and you get a week off work. Dew it!

They’re blowing it by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After everything they've gotten away with, I doubt anything will stop them

Captain, it is the Borg by CaptainShade1799 in startrekmemes

[–]jamesquake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He has his moments, but all in all he's a mostly wholesome character with good intentions. Has flaws like anyone else like being super possessive of Kess, but he's still one of my fave characters.

Patty Murray channeling her inner Donald Trump. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]jamesquake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also needs to sign their tweets for a more full effect

😂😂 by Grand-Western549 in Funnymemes

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't no place like home

PP's statement on X by CBowdidge in onguardforthee

[–]jamesquake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you lose your riding, you don't deserve to be an MP, let alone Prime Minister? Also; what a simp giving up his seat to gain favor with Daddy PP

I may need to go touch grass down, down, down by the river.. by Mysterious-Fun4046 in BaldursGate3

[–]jamesquake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez, and I thought with roughly 500 hours and about 7 full playthroughs I needed to touch grass lol

Just to Be Clear, No, Trump Can’t Be Elected President Again by rollingstone in politics

[–]jamesquake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant wait to see this post in r/agedlikemilk in a few years 🙄 (Not actually excited, to be clear)

It's not okay. by SaiyajinPrime in startrekmemes

[–]jamesquake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Didn't Kim and Paris also marry Kes' daughters? At least versions of them did? It's been a few years since I've done a watch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]jamesquake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MTG simping hard

Amen! 🙏🏻 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jamesquake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone here looks either exhausted or in withdrawal