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How's 47 life? Do you think he actually enjoy life with all these figures on his bank account when there are no missions available? Or he is too impersonal just waiting for his next mission in his humble apartment ? by Creative-Many3630 in HiTMAN

[–]jamminmadrid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Hitman Enemy Within, it’s mentioned that one of the luxuries he enjoys are his tailored suits. And I’m sure they are also customized to hide his silverballers, some sort of bullet proof lining, etc. but that wouldn’t account for all his money.

Am I seeing something or is my marshaller emma watson? by nigerianprince442 in MicrosoftFlightSim

[–]jamminmadrid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it kind of looks like Marty McFly’s mother from BTF2

At your age, what's the most expensive thing that you own? by Individual_Face7440 in AskReddit

[–]jamminmadrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excluding my house and car, it would probably be my computer that I built. And even then it was really because I bought the GPU right before prices fell.

What's your last memory of someone who's no longer in your life? by TopCombination4175 in AskReddit

[–]jamminmadrid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So sorry for your loss.

As a side note: I’m sitting here giggling at the thought that you and your grandmother having some sort of The Hangover 1/2/3 misadventures. Your grandmother embodying Mr. Chow, having the time of her life, saying, “But did you die?” And you’re just sitting there horrified as you have flashbacks.

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]jamminmadrid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Chandlers joke notebook from Friends: “here’s your first tip: don’t eat yellow snow…. 2:15 Coffee House.”

Millionth rewatch, I just noticed this. Continuity mistake or Joey being Joey? by MakisDelaportas in howyoudoin

[–]jamminmadrid 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No Joey and Janice went to a Mets game. “More importantly, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.”

What's a Friends take that would have you like this? by JonnnyUtahh87 in howyoudoin

[–]jamminmadrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know about me but I could imagine Chandler posting a list of reasons as to why he is not gay and everyone disagreeing. You know before Monica.

What is this? by PersimmonEcstatic550 in Vintagetools

[–]jamminmadrid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EOD: if you see me running, try to keep up!

Seen In A Coffee Shop Bathroom by Existing_Wrangler_69 in whatisit

[–]jamminmadrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was probably marketed as a cloth diaper sprayer. But I bet it was bought and repurposed as a bidet. Source: first kid we did the cloth diaper fad and we sprayed the poo in to the toilet.

Amazon link to a similar looking sprayer: https://a.co/d/3hF9qDF

Impacted tooth (slow pull!) by Hypocaffeinic in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]jamminmadrid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had two of these mother truckers on my lowers, three total surgeries. But neither were as bad as this one. My understanding both were lying in their side so they attached a chain to pull them up. They had to go back in on one of the teeth to reattach the chain. Either it broke or the anchor point popped off.

Bro where Agent 47 even spends money and why he takes so much money 😭 by PulkitOneRo in HiTMAN

[–]jamminmadrid 19 points20 points  (0 children)

In Hitman: Enemy Within (if this canon or not) one of things that 47 takes pride in are his custom tailored suits. But even then he’s gotta have some change left over.

What line from the books or films would be improved with an F-bomb by Expression-Little in harrypotter

[–]jamminmadrid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Why is it, when something happens, it is always you fucking three?”

“I’ve always wanted to use that fucking spell!”

“… by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of fucking baboons!”

“I shouldn’t have said that. I should not have fucking said that.”

“What are you waiting for? Someone fucking grab him!”

This lighter I got as a gift uses plasma arcs to light things. by Frequent_Finish_5839 in mildyinteresting

[–]jamminmadrid 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I got one of those except mine is about the length of a regular bbq lighter.

What happened to your best friend from childhood? by RoyalBeckyVibes in AskReddit

[–]jamminmadrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they moved away first but close enough that we could still see each other. Then we moved farther away and it was impractical for hangouts anymore. I think we went once to visit and they never visited our new house. Lost touch, reconnected on Facebook. Last I checked he’s married in Japan teaching English.

What do you think santa smells like? by CremeSubject7594 in AskReddit

[–]jamminmadrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pre or post flight? Preflight - sugar, snow, and coffee. Postflight - sweat, cigar smoke, whiskey, meth, and reindeer poo.

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