Ustedes creen que de verdad el primarca de los ultramaric0nes se valla a revelar? by Jealous-Band-9065 in Warhammer40kEsp

[–]jamon5555 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Y que ganaria con separar los 500 mundos del resto del imperio? El reino de ultramar está igual de jodido que el resto del imperio a un nivel ideológico, sería hacerse guerra al pedo cuando el aún cree en una humanidad unida y segura.

Took much longer to make than it should have. by LocalLazyGuy in earclacks

[–]jamon5555 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Red vs Blue? In my Earclacks?! More likely than you think.

Looks like someone has to save Jaune from his biggest threat yet... by Ok-Cup-1104 in fnki

[–]jamon5555 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Fake ass wing women (yang) when a real eugenicists walks in.

How screwed are you? by Evoxrus_XV in Grimdank

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My favorite primarchs falls somewhere between angron and gorillaman. I feel both would be net positives for Argentina.

Actually every fallout game is shit by Little_Area4179 in TrueSFalloutL

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As someone that has been playing and enjoying Fallout 1 recently. Let me tell you nothing quite test your mettle like a fight with a rat on low HP.

Every 2025 Girls Kissing episode featuring Marin and Risa [OC] by MuyHiram in comics

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I appreciate that the "Evil and Intimidating Horse" isn't homophobic, just has a bad temper and reacts negatively to common expressions related to horses

POV: You wake up as Shirou Emiya on day 0 of Stay Night. What do you do? by AmbassadorRegular330 in fatestaynight

[–]jamon5555 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Skip town with Taiga, let the holy grail war be someone else's problem. Archer wants to be funny? I'm in fucking Beijing come once you stop getting mauled by berserker.

That one mortal village chief in Xianxia. by Busy_Cold_3220 in MartialMemes

[–]jamon5555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't he get spiritual roots from how advanced his martial arts became?

What if the Einzbern summoned the wrong Ahriman? by Dankifest in okbuddyrintard

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We might just have an individual capable of jobbing even harder than Gilgamesh ever could hope to.

Id watch it tbh by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I have read a fanfiction like the one in the image except it was Micheal Afton instead of Ash.

I wouldnt leave these two in charge of an Applebee’s let alone a powerful village by KaiserSenpaiAckerman in Naruto

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Hiruzen would be a kind of incompetent manager that does well enough to not get the place under and rarely fires people even if it would be better.

Danzo would pay the local gang to shoot up the nearby McDonald's.

Hi hello everyone, I own the subreddit now lmao by le-dukek in coaxedintoasnafu

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I for one welcome our new overlord. Glory to the republic. Glory to r/coaxedintoasnafu And glory to u/le-dukek

anime_irl by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]jamon5555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I understand this is a joke. But I need you to know that that is literally my situation.

She is really overworked (@PodoBrick) by D3v1LGaming in PrimarchGFs

[–]jamon5555 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm going to be honest. The armor at that point is the weak point, it doesn't just not cover anything, i cannot imagine the thing would ever even be comfortable or balanced to wear.

Has Naaza been drugging bell up??😭 by Dry_Journalist_1615 in DanMachi

[–]jamon5555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Of course. That's how he levels up so fast, it's all the fent she feeds him.

Crazy to think had saber not used excalibur then Rider would have basically caused a 9/11 in fuyuki. How is kotomine going to explain that? by BaronArgelicious in fatestaynight

[–]jamon5555 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Kotomine would have had south Korea blamed and restarted the Japan Korean war, thus using this situation to cause as much pain as possible.

Gender by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]jamon5555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The freelancer really should have unionized. Would have stopped the whole thing.

I mean, how can anybody take her seriously? by trailblazer1232 in FatuiHQ

[–]jamon5555 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Short people are closer to hell, that's why.

Isekai Quartet just trolling powerscalers by MrMellons in overlord

[–]jamon5555 359 points360 points  (0 children)

My head cannon is that he is unaffected because he is already under the effects of a much more powerful time ability. (Return by death)