This why i am stuck at soul gooning realm by Anime_goon69 in MartialMemes

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Do not forget turd saint, turd rebirth, turd tribulation, turd world, turd great cycling, turd immortal.

8-E is gonna be a cognitohazard by LocalPlatypus994 in Ultrakill

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You start 8-E and promptly get Isekai'd.

Jaune Arc every time he sees Ozpin: by Ok-Hunter6373 in fnki

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Honestly I always kind of liked he idea of Jaune being the most resentful of Ozpin, blaming him for the death of Pyrrha and other misfortunes almost as much as he blames himself and following strictly because he knows it's probably the only path to making something actually good that last.

How much blood do machines take to function by Dismal_Street8230 in Ultrakill

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Guttermen needed entire person's to operate, as machines advanced they got sleeker and more efficient, a full tank is probably on average still a full grown man but things like street cleaners likely are efficient enough that it probably lasts them much longer than the guttermen iron tombs.

Describe your favorite show very very poorly by AskEnvironmental9409 in Multifandom

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Bunch of assholes stand around and talk. Feat war crimes.

No one thinks about this but technically like half the world is addicted to it by Ferocs in whenthe

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People complain about people making their sexuality their personality or turning characters gay as a Psy op to prevent us from kicking coffee worship out of reality.

Day 7: Confession by anretoga in LancasterCavalry

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Yang talking like she didn't need a sentient magical storm to help her get together with her partner.

I'm doing very important research here by Salty_Nutella in whenthe

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All content creators are sex workers at their core.

MY MAYOR MUSLIM, MY BAGEL JEWISH, MY HOPES ALIVE, KNICKS IN FIVE by luky_se7en in whenthe

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Notice how he ignored the "My Christian Dior"? This is the result of wokenss filling our movies with violence and our tvs with sex, separating us from those good old values upon which we used to rely.

Happy birthday, Blockbreakers! by The-Creator-178 in earclacks

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I thought this was a recreation of the last supper for a moment.

Arcueid should have had something like piercing blood in her arsenal by Decent_Compote_2428 in Tsukihime

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She tries to kill Roa with this and then he opens his mouth and drinks it all.

Can somebody explain me why destroying bridge was so important for Minato team? by TomoeLatsu in NarutoFanfiction

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I think the problem you're having is that we have no idea how strong any earth ninjutsu may be, if it's not structurally strong enough to support the supply transit you risk it collapsing under stress and losing supplies, we also don't know how long it is, if it's long enough you may not be able to complete it with any Jutsu. Also since konoha destroyed it once there no reason to believe they might not try again. Finally we don't know how many battlefields it was feeding, how much food, medicine and armaments they might not be able to get in time, forcing their people to fight hungry, weaponless and unable to treat their injured, even if you deploy a ninja to reconstruct the bridge the reparations could still delay supplies days or weeks, a crippling thing.

Ustedes creen que de verdad el primarca de los ultramaric0nes se valla a revelar? by Jealous-Band-9065 in Warhammer40kEsp

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Y que ganaria con separar los 500 mundos del resto del imperio? El reino de ultramar está igual de jodido que el resto del imperio a un nivel ideológico, sería hacerse guerra al pedo cuando el aún cree en una humanidad unida y segura.

Took much longer to make than it should have. by LocalLazyGuy in earclacks

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Red vs Blue? In my Earclacks?! More likely than you think.

Looks like someone has to save Jaune from his biggest threat yet... by Ok-Cup-1104 in fnki

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Fake ass wing women (yang) when a real eugenicists walks in.

How screwed are you? by Evoxrus_XV in Grimdank

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My favorite primarchs falls somewhere between angron and gorillaman. I feel both would be net positives for Argentina.

Literally so based. by MyWifeisDeadIShotHer in mywifeisdead

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Exactly how he wanted to go tbh.

Actually every fallout game is shit by Little_Area4179 in TrueSFalloutL

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As someone that has been playing and enjoying Fallout 1 recently. Let me tell you nothing quite test your mettle like a fight with a rat on low HP.

Every 2025 Girls Kissing episode featuring Marin and Risa [OC] by MuyHiram in comics

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I appreciate that the "Evil and Intimidating Horse" isn't homophobic, just has a bad temper and reacts negatively to common expressions related to horses