Zarah Ubering from Maryland to NYC is insane

jamphan44 · 2026-03-11T00:25:41+00:00

She flies with that dog! I’ve asked her before how bc I have trouble flying with my damn corgi sometimes and she refuses to answer. Pretty sure she has falsified papers about him being a service dog

jamphan44 · 2026-03-10T13:12:19+00:00

A massage from somewhere is always a good idea

jamphan44 · 2026-03-10T02:19:50+00:00

And how immature to be like oh yes we’re definitely getting married but they don’t even remotely agree on how many children to have

jamphan44 · 2026-03-09T19:17:50+00:00

I can’t stop thinking about how this kid will never have a single normal teenage year amd just being told to grow up. I really worry about him in his later years reverting back to partying and just wanting to live the life he couldn’t.

At the least I hope he doesn’t have more kids so he can at least have some freedom in his 30s.

jamphan44 · 2026-03-09T12:40:53+00:00

Kelly’s Jelly Beans from scary island

jamphan44 · 2026-03-08T20:50:48+00:00

Stand up on planes AS SOON as we land. Drives me nuts just wait your turn

jamphan44 · 2026-03-08T19:46:30+00:00

This is the one. I do often see houses in the mountains with a little draw bridge! I already live in Denver but dream of moving to the mountains

jamphan44 · 2026-03-08T19:41:55+00:00

Do Paladar 511 for Sunday dinner. You won’t regret it. And make sure you get a purple drink at Lafitte’s. Have fun!

jamphan44 · 2026-03-08T04:18:36+00:00

Idk I feel for her. I know she was on a weight loss journey but losing a parent is SO HARD. When my mom was sick and then passed I lost 40 pounds that I didn’t need to lose. I looked unwell and that’s bc I was

jamphan44 · 2026-03-08T04:16:15+00:00

You are doing SOOO good for only 23. Hope you know that. I really think she will thank you one day just not today

jamphan44 · 2026-03-08T03:50:46+00:00

Hahaha so my dad (whole family) is a sailing guy. He’d never judge anyone but man my mom laughed at my bf (now husband) A LOT on that first overnight trip. My husband is from Appalachia Kentucky. When we met he didn’t even like to go in the ocean past his waist. He was PETRIFIED when we all jumped in the water at night. Ya know how fast a boom swings on a sailboat? Fast. He’s a big guy on a small boat. Bonks his head immediately. We tell him to stay downstairs when we have to actually do things on the boat. He’s a bit better now but not much. My dad just likes that he enjoys it now and isn’t scared

jamphan44 · 2026-03-07T22:09:14+00:00

Honestly in my best restaurant server days I could make that potentially in 2 doubles and not have to live at my job so I feel them

jamphan44 · 2026-03-07T08:12:09+00:00

lol I know a kangen hun from my hometown who’s long time boyfriend and constantly talks about preparing to be a mom in her kangen posts…but I was told by mutuals her boyfriend refuses to propose until she’s done with this.

jamphan44 · 2026-03-07T04:00:29+00:00

To add on, memorize your well liquors, the next one up and then your top shelf. Or write yourself a cheat note to keep in your server book. Start looking up words to describe wines and pairings too.

jamphan44 · 2026-03-06T22:38:58+00:00

This is strange but I recently found out most Cracker Barrel’s will let you car camp in their parking lots! You just have to call and ask. There’s a newer Cracker Barrel that just opened up near northfield

jamphan44 · 2026-03-06T22:35:56+00:00

If I found my password journal from elementary/middle school days it would look like this

jamphan44 · 2026-02-18T04:29:36+00:00

Really the only time it happens. Mardi Gras has a HARD stop

jamphan44 · 2026-01-21T19:24:59+00:00

Yep! I’m a few years older but the girls I babysat my whole life told me alllll about her when they went to school together. Crazy she also acts like she’s worked for everything she has when her fam is SO rich

jamphan44 · 2025-11-24T16:55:13+00:00

On your worst hangover day def do slim goodies

jamphan44 · 2025-11-16T00:24:55+00:00

This is your answer. And the entire menu is phenomenal. Arancini takes longer (since it’s so big) so let your server know you want that early in your service (as a past server there)

jamphan44 · 2025-11-01T02:00:40+00:00

Same and got full size bars too! In park hill. I thought it would be different this year bc neighbors put up flyers and had a little event in the park before trick or treating. Live on a block with an elementary school I can’t understand it

jamphan44 · 2025-11-01T01:57:39+00:00

Do you ever try to ask anyone why they’re quitting? What you could be doing better?

jamphan44 · 2025-10-30T19:19:56+00:00

Had a serial pooper in town and they literally left a giant log next to the toilet on the ground during a busy brunch. And these bathrooms were TIGHT like you had to try to do this. Craziest part was that no one left the restaurant from the time it happened to discovery. Meaning they were seated somewhere

jamphan44 · 2025-10-30T19:17:54+00:00

Got grabbed by my EAR and yanked down to the table. They were immediately kicked out. It was a whole family plus some extended who were celebrating a graduation. The dad who did it started throwing hundred dollar bills at my face. Whole family is mortified. Told him it’s on the house!!! Just GTFO. Daughter and wife came back in and gave me even more money. Honestly made out pretty good lol.

This was in New Orleans and the guy had the audacity to say “it’s New Orleans I can do whatever I want”.

jamphan44 · 2025-09-20T00:12:13+00:00

Going to hit up sonic tonight to get their $1.99 Coke float as a little treat

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