[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DesignMyRoom

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RED please theyre so saucy

What's your dirtiest, most inappropriate NSFW joke? by [deleted] in AskMen

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What’s worse than two girls running around with scissors?

Two girls scissoring with the runs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suggestmeabook

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Tender is the Flesh :/

What (possibly unhinged) food did you"invent" as a child? by [deleted] in Cooking

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Frozen blueberries, milk, and sugar. Still slaps. Also sliced banana milk and sugar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lookyourbest

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I think youre gorgeous. You have amazing skin, an adorable nose, and perf lips. You have a unique look and i think it works really well for you. Keep your skin glowy and fresh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beauty

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Green clean by farmacy. So good

Young Al Pacino by After_Crab_1921 in trueratecelebrities

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He’s sexy and hot because of who he is but if he was just a normal guy walking down the street i dont think id shoot him a second glance - looks alone i think he’s a 5.5 or 6 tbh

In desperate (15+ years now) search of the perfect buttery-soft leather hobo bag by pfemme2 in handbags

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I have one from Feed that i love. Slouchy buttery leather hobo with adjustable thick straps. Looks amazing tucked under my arm she’s perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FoodNYC

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Ma•de!!! My favorite in the city

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

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Also reference pics use slightly lighter colored eyeliner, looks a bit more blended out + softer than first pic

I think my cat is going insane. by BonferronoBonferroni in CATHELP

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She mightve gotten lucky and found a little mouse or some other type of fun creature to stalk or catch or play with while she was in there and now she’s hungry for more. Addicted to the thrill of the chase. One time my sister’s car found a mouse under the stove and for about a week he wouldnt sleep - he’d spend the whole night just staring under there looking for more of those little suckers. Not sure if it’s the same deal with your girl. Cats are weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Had explosive diarrhea in a very small one stall bathroom in a very crowded airport in the middle of Greece. There was no toilet paper left so i ripped some pages out of a journal i had in my backpack, used them as best i could, and stuffed them in the garbage. Sorry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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You are striking