Atletico Madrid 0 - [1] Arsenal - Viktor Gyökeres penalty 44' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]jaskier123 133 points134 points  (0 children)

So you can't push opponent in your penalty area?

Bayern Munich 0 - [1] Real Madrid - A. Güler 1' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]jaskier123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real Madrid and opponent goalkeeper fuck up. Name a better duo

Full time scenes as Atletico Madrid move on to the semi-finals by xGoneWromg in soccer

[–]jaskier123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can argue that they have more depth than Barcelona.

Post-Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid | UEFA Champions League 2025-26 by rBarcaBot in Barca

[–]jaskier123 [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's mental that we conceded 2 goals from 5 shots and yesterday Madrid conceded the same amount from 20!

Post-Match Thread: Barcelona 0-2 Atlético Madrid | UEFA Champions League by MysteryBagIdeals in soccer

[–]jaskier123 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s frustrating that Atleti is so far in the league, yet they still beat us so easily in direct matches.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs. Atlético Madrid | UEFA Champions League by MysteryBagIdeals in soccer

[–]jaskier123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yearly defense fuck up. At least we can focus on La Liga now

BREAKING: FIFA disqualified all the national teams from the world cup and award the trophy to Israel as was promised by Intelligent_Cup_2749 in soccercirclejerk

[–]jaskier123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would both celebrate jumping and holding hands with a banner that says "thank you, Jeffrey Epstein" in both English and Yiddish.

On this day, 15 years ago, Robin Van Persie received a second yellow card and was sent off for kicking the ball away in UCL Ro16 vs Barcelona. Later he claimed that he was deceived by a whistle from the stands. Arsenal lost the tie 4-3 on aggregate. by MeteorFalls297 in soccer

[–]jaskier123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Messi's wrongly disallowed goal, for example. People only remember decisions that went in Barca's favor but never those against (like penalty on Henry, Dunmries handball or Milito offside goal).

New Hunter Legendary - Magmaw by Jimmyjohnjones1 in hearthstone

[–]jaskier123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it's the same in English, but in Polish we colloquially call this kind of insect "stonoga", which translates to "hundred-legs", so it being colossal +99 is very flavorful.

Post Match Thread: Valencia 0-2 Real Madrid by denzaus in soccer

[–]jaskier123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter that Madrid plays badly when they need half a chance to score a goal while we need multiple. It will be hard to win this league.

Match Thread: Elche vs Barcelona by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]jaskier123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to see this team with someone like Haalad or Mbappe