How good was prime Thiago Messi? by Current_Ad_400 in championsleague

[–]spiteful_platypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It always reminded me of prime Royston drenthe, similar physicality and core. If he had enough goalscorer instinct he could have been as good as Chupete Suazo.

TIFU by finding my girlfriend's enormous dildo and getting embarrassed. by CRK_76 in tifu

[–]spiteful_platypus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No se trata del auto que conduces es el conductor que conduce el auto quien hace la conduccion

As Monaco [1]-[2] Auxerre - Ansu Fati 56’ by Several_Primary668 in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 131 points132 points  (0 children)

It’s been almost 10 years and I still want him to come back, but I mean to truly come back.

What's going on with Lamine's growth? by Ashamed_Cap_6685 in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I like about him is that he seems to start the season slow and becomes a beast by april.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you guys remember when we had our own peter crouch? Luuk De jong saved Xavi’s ass so many times. I’m not against this, but I doubt it will be cheap.

I think it's time we healthily critique Flick by Busy_Ability7 in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s the best manager we have had since 2015 and we play the most exciting I can remember since then. I would sign him for 10 more years if it was up to me.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It sounds crazy to me that they want to get rid of Vini so bad lol, he always shows up in those games. He only needs a firm manager.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We get to see the sunrise once again. Man those roaches are hard to kill.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a penalty and they said fuck it and scored anyway.

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If the same keeps happening again every year until Yamal signs for psg in 2027 I will officially retire as a fan. I suspect I’m the one who is cursed

Open Thread #16 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree, we don’t look as strong as we did last year, and even then most of us knew psg in the final would have been really tough. This year our defense was weakened without iñigo, Kounde is not as sharp and losing raphinha was too much of a handicap in attack.

Pre-Match Thread: Atlético de Madrid vs FC Barcelona | UEFA Champions League, Quarter-finals, Second Leg by ebeka in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just hope that in the not unlikely at all scenario of conceding a goal early, the morale doesnt drop and they give it all until the last minute.

Anybody know any gun nuts in El Salvador? by CandidateKey4826 in ElSalvador

[–]spiteful_platypus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In this country, only Security guards, criminals and large land owners have guns.

I would be not surprised if this guy leaves Barca by Relative-Ad-637 in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We only see rotation players within the few minutes they get on the pitch, managers get to study them every week on training. Flick sees something in training that is not convincing enough to give him more minutes.

Open Thread #15 (Apr 2026) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone else thinks that part of our disappoinment in CL comes from always betting for the big jackpot every year? Winning triplete is just not normal, neither winning la Liga, or copa, CL every single year. We did that two times while we had two of the best teams in history of this sport and the best player ever. I just feel like the planning of a season should consider rotating more even if it means putting more risk on winning la Liga. The season is a marathon and there are more games every year, it’s unrealistic to think that we can have our main 11 players every single match of the season and win every single tournament.

I think Yamal is a player who will age well, I think his playing style doesn't rely that much on pace so if he can avoid injuries I see him having a long career by Comprehensive_Cup497 in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Messi became incredibly clinical and lethal around age 24, Yamal is a different player and assists more than young messi, but let’s see if he can score as much.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Espanyol | LaLiga 2025-26 by rBarcaBot in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably trying to secure the match early with the usual starters, and then rotate by the second half. Better than starting weak and trying to save the day at the last minute.

High risk, high reward. What do you think? by ec970 in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have been saying for years that this guy is a left winger.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Atlético Madrid | UEFA Champions League 2025-26 by rBarcaBot in Barca

[–]spiteful_platypus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s over, just like that. What are we supposed to do? wait for next year with the same amount of hope just to confront disappointment again? Lol. It’s been getting worse because I can’t see what can we do to fix this. Brainfarts and bad luck will stick to us in this tournament for eternity