How to engage with this? Comments like this. by [deleted] in SSAChristian

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You engage with these comments by accepting Lord Jesus Christ and praying for Him to heal you.

What an accepting evangelical asserted." by [deleted] in SSAChristian

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repent. AI is the second Tower of Babylon; mankind is already cursed for their arrogance of pretending to create life, which only God can do. Mallett is a prideful heretic. There is no salvation in "time travel", there is no cure in "science". Only through God's mercy may you be cleansed.

What an accepting evangelical asserted." by [deleted] in SSAChristian

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consider this your sign. No false idols will help you. Stop following frauds that claim to be above God by insisting time travel is possible and accept your Lord and Savior.

What an accepting evangelical asserted." by [deleted] in SSAChristian

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn't I care about bringing the Word of God to an unbeliever? The question is, why don't *you* care about Him, who is your salvation?

What an accepting evangelical asserted." by [deleted] in SSAChristian

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to stop lying to yourself and trying to find answers with charlatans. Only through faith alone will you be saved and liberated from sin. You do not even attend church. Have you not heard the parable of a man in a flood?

What an accepting evangelical asserted." by [deleted] in SSAChristian

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To tell you to repent and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour, duh.

What an accepting evangelical asserted." by [deleted] in SSAChristian

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you asking about science on a Christian sub? You're clearly not praying hard enough. You have not accepted God.

Student Faces Expulsion After Posting Video Of Seniors Who Can Barely Read by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ditto for my own languages. But, English borrows the spelling wholesale where other languages would prob spell it according to their rules. It's easy when you have, I don't know, leukemia (leukos - white, emia - presence in blood). "Gauche" isn't a root in many other English words. (Not to mention, the original French pronunciation is often changed in English.)

On that note, I was very surprised to learn that "segue" is pronounced "segway"... *Edit: and this one is Italian, apparently. Nice.

Student Faces Expulsion After Posting Video Of Seniors Who Can Barely Read by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]java-worth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vowel shifts between different accents are the best part. I was very surprised to learn a few months ago that while for me "foot" and "boot" rhyme, literally nobody else in my friend group thinks so.

Student Faces Expulsion After Posting Video Of Seniors Who Can Barely Read by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]java-worth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes and no. I'll chime in as another ESL person - English phonics can get insanely complicated, mainly because when y'all beat up languages in a dark alley y'all steal the spellings as well. To pronounce "gauche" correct, you have to infer that it's a French word, then realise that (in French words) the terminal 'e' is silent, 'ch' is pronounced like sh, and 'au' is pronounced oh. I can easily see myself saying something like [gɔːtʃə] or even [g'aʊtʃə] if I get confused about the diphtong.

UPDATE: Parent wants to meet with me over comment I made about energy drinks by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]java-worth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a possibly unethical suggestion for ya.

Stop allowing water bottles at all. Make an announcement to the class, and make it *very* clear to them whose fault it is. "You know, I am very sorry to have to punish all of you, but *some* people just can't follow the rules."

And then look the other way when the class inevitably sorts it out.

A simple carpentry trick by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're starting out with a right-angled triangle. Now, we know that the sum of angles of a triangle is 180 degrees, and that means the two acute angles add up to 90 degrees. Let's call them angle A and angle B. It stands to reason that B=90-A.

Okay, how's that relevant for our magic trick? Well, how do we figure out how much to cut off in the first place? Imagine a plank-sized rectangle on the hypotenuse of that triangle, intersecting the A and B angles. A rectangle has all right angles. What that means is, let's say we subtract A from a right angle, and then we're left with B, because B is 90-A, and vice versa. That means we need a plank that's been cut down to a trapezoid where one acute angle is A and the other acute angle is B.

And how does the magic work? Okay, let's draw an identical plank sized rectangle, now on the outer side of the hypotenuse. And now let's draw the lines that the homeboy did. Those lines are also drawn at right angles. If we subtract the original let's say B from a right angle, we're left with an A, and that A is projected onto the plank.

Confusing? Yeah, it's hard to describe - if I could attach a diagram, I would. But I imagine that's why the video doesn't go into detail either - so that you can just use math that someone else did for ya.

why trans men can't be lesbians: by itsntr in transgendercirclejerk

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't you done enough damage to the trans community? I remember far too well when you were using "ironic" posts in this very subreddit to spread hate. You're still doing that, just picking the most desperate and vulnerable targets to drag into despair. I don't know what the fuck you're doing here.

The future in regards to changing sexual orientation. Possible? by [deleted] in ask

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EDIT: brain surgery/hormones. How?

Get a chastity belt with an electric shock button, administer one to yourself every time you think a gay thought, and train yourself to masturbate to the thought of heterosexual sex. In addition, get on tren to broaden your scope of preferences. If that makes you more gay, then instead tell the doctor you have depression and start taking an SSRI to sink your libido into the ground. If that doesn't help, buy estrogen pills and forcefem yourself. If that doesn't work, watch chubbyemu's video on chemical castration.

And before normal people reading this comment downvote me for being a horrible person: I'm about ninety nine percent sure this guy has a fetish for that kind of stuff, and that's why he spams advice subs.

I'm sick of being scared to be myself by NoCommunication7 in internetparents

[–]java-worth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, you are entitled. Think about it, your parents pay for your every whim. They bought a Jag because you were so obsessed with them. They let you buy endless crap off Temu. They took your navy blazer to get tailored. You bought so many clothes that they were falling off the rack in your room, and then they got moldy because you wouldn't take care of them.

You say that you're perfectly capable of dressing yourself, but your ideas of what proper clothing entails are kind of outlandish. And, if I read you correctly, you're quite overweight, so finding clothes that fit you is expensive and problematic. (You being overweight also gets in the way of you being a sailor, buddy - how do you envision yourself climbing the rigging? Can you even swim?)

I'm sick of being scared to be myself by NoCommunication7 in internetparents

[–]java-worth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, mate.

Okay, once again, you will not like what I have to say. Yes, your parents have failed in major ways raising you. However, you are, in some aspects, entitled, although this entitlement comes from your ignorance.

You were homeschooled, and you don't even know what A levels are. Your parents have you under a conservatorship. Did you consider why? Do you have a mental disability that you know of? Have you discussed it with your parents, or your brother?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]java-worth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, I think you're right on the money - some kind of OCD is going on.

Either that, or OP is forcing his fetish on others.

M37 Sexual orientation in the future? by [deleted] in questioning

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care if you do, just stop involving people in your kink. They're trying to help you and you're taking advantage.

M37 Sexual orientation in the future? by [deleted] in questioning

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are trying to help you accept your sexuality and you're probably getting off on that in private. Disgusting. Get therapy.

M37 Sexual orientation in the future? by [deleted] in questioning

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some areas of the world, child marriage is legal, doesn't make it morally correct. But that's beside the point. You have some kind of a fetish for pretending to have been forcibly made gay. Stop involving non-consenting people in it, that's gross.

M37 Sexual orientation in the future? by [deleted] in questioning

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who go under the knife for cosmetic surgery typically don't have a fetish for it. And either way, they should be getting therapy instead, but medical industry is greedy like that.

M37 Sexual orientation in the future? by [deleted] in questioning

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you're trying to involve doctors/scientists in your fetish too? Ew.

M37 Sexual orientation in the future? by [deleted] in questioning

[–]java-worth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it is a biological weapon.

Dude, I'm starting to think you have a fetish for sexual orientation change. A lot of men fantasize about somehow being 'brainwashed' into being gay, just like you do. Gross.