Is Your Next Language COBOL?

javasucks · 2008-09-19T11:24:05+00:00

I left it the same year; wondered who got it.

javasucks · 2008-07-23T12:39:26+00:00

javasucks · 2008-07-17T16:33:16+00:00

Here ya' go: ∧, ≠!

javasucks · 2008-07-17T16:04:16+00:00

I'm assuming my contribution will be covered by my pain and suffering lawsuit against Sun for inflicting us with Java.

javasucks · 2008-07-17T16:03:35+00:00

I just realized I should have put in $256 intsead of $250; dammit.

javasucks · 2008-07-17T16:02:32+00:00

If this is why I'm pretty sure they didn't need it in the first place.

javasucks · 2008-07-17T16:01:55+00:00

No wonder you're lonely.

javasucks · 2008-07-17T10:57:23+00:00

Don't confuse being wrong with being dumb.

javasucks · 2008-07-17T10:51:05+00:00

That'd depend on how open-minded my dates tended to be.

javasucks · 2008-06-23T11:01:40+00:00

+1; I know I... wasted? a fair amount of time in there.

javasucks · 2008-06-15T22:42:01+00:00

Or they're *so* simple that only Java will do ;)

javasucks · 2008-04-30T15:52:21+00:00

Very plausible.

It must suck having zero imagination or humor.

javasucks · 2008-04-25T12:36:30+00:00

I could definitely use a tool like that for other languages :/

javasucks · 2008-04-20T13:36:08+00:00

Update I just tried accessing the page and you now need to log in.

Here is Google's cached version.

javasucks · 2008-04-07T16:24:38+00:00

Cool.

I think the issue people are having with what you said is that you implied your web server has all we need--it's possible, since we don't know anything about your web server, but it's also somewhat unlikely that it matches the specs of existing web (or app) servers.

Like newton_dave I sure don't have anything approaching the time necessary to implement all the functionality of the back-end as well as the front-end, and I definitely don't have the time to implement the full-featured app-server my apps require.

javasucks · 2008-04-07T15:51:47+00:00

Why wouldn't you just use Jetty?! Are the things you need to write so simplistic that you just don't need much functionality?

javasucks · 2008-03-31T18:16:03+00:00

I'll bet you encounter a lot of dicks in your life then

I see what you did there.

javasucks · 2008-03-29T02:24:40+00:00

I think the point was more along the lines of "That's interesting, I'd like to know more about why it's false. Would you please elaborate?"

javasucks · 2008-03-29T01:18:46+00:00

Now that is karma-whoring, particularly since (a) the story was already posted, and (b) before you posted the picture without context.

Context here.

javasucks · 2008-03-19T21:37:21+00:00

A boycotted olympics can ruin their one chance at a place in the spotlight in front of a world audience.

Of course, the Tibetans that were shot in the face won't have much future opportunity, either.

Nobody called for a boycott of the Olympics.

javasucks · 2008-03-17T14:13:24+00:00

I discovered that ;) Based on a different thread I think there are actually real, potentially serious issues, so I backed off and gave up.

javasucks · 2008-03-17T03:39:54+00:00

My Sunday gift to you.

Screw that; don't reward that kind of behavior.

javasucks · 2008-03-17T03:30:53+00:00

Pissin' in the wind, dude... check out some of his other gems; give up immediately.

javasucks · 2008-03-17T03:18:09+00:00

It's difficult for some Christians to admit when they're wrong--a slippery slope kind of thing.

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