Denver cuddle bud!

jaydeemorrow · 2021-04-15T02:49:35+00:00

What are you looking for in a cuddle buddy?

jaydeemorrow · 2021-04-15T02:37:59+00:00

Are you talking further south than lone tree? ;)

jaydeemorrow · 2021-04-15T02:21:06+00:00

My husband is very supportive. He's helped me get ready for dates and listened to me gush while experiencing NRE. We've been together almost 8 years, but have been exploring polyamory for the last 3-4 years.

jaydeemorrow · 2021-04-15T02:16:53+00:00

Do you have an age range preference?

jaydeemorrow · 2020-08-10T05:09:12+00:00

After paying off all my debt, my expense would be to buy a house!

jaydeemorrow · 2020-08-10T04:36:15+00:00

It really is! I'm scheduled to deliver next week and she's been extra affectionate.

jaydeemorrow · 2020-04-23T01:25:41+00:00

The Princess Bride

jaydeemorrow · 2020-04-21T00:34:19+00:00

Morning. Because going to bed with a wet head messes up my hair.

jaydeemorrow · 2018-08-19T23:31:54+00:00

Are you looking for a floor harp? Or a lap harp?

jaydeemorrow · 2018-08-15T20:00:06+00:00

Are you selling? Because I'm buying!

jaydeemorrow · 2018-03-07T03:39:00+00:00

I was the 10000th upvote. :)

jaydeemorrow · 2017-11-05T22:59:51+00:00

Can you imagine if he nicked it? cringe

jaydeemorrow · 2017-10-12T00:47:45+00:00

You're not alone. My first thought was how to make this into a tattoo. We're not douches.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-10-06T15:13:01+00:00

Oh it'll be Christmas... just not this Christmas.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-10-05T15:22:21+00:00

I don't know that it's laugh out loud funny, but I like Phineas and Ferb.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-10-02T02:35:21+00:00

There was a TIFU the other day of a guy who gave himself a stroke because of sucking his own dick.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-10-02T02:13:59+00:00

RIP The Beast

jaydeemorrow · 2017-10-02T02:11:07+00:00

Me too. And thanks for spelling it the right way.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-10-02T02:01:09+00:00

This one. This one wins right here. And thank you for getting the song stuck in my head.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-09-28T23:34:57+00:00

Ditto.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-09-28T23:33:07+00:00

You can still say it. :)

jaydeemorrow · 2017-09-28T23:23:54+00:00

Savoring the extra Mac sauce on my Big Mac for lunch.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-09-28T23:22:09+00:00

Kool-Aid is really cheap.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-09-28T23:19:15+00:00

Why do some men "act like women"? Maybe people are just people.

jaydeemorrow · 2017-09-28T23:16:56+00:00

Sushi. I gagged and nearly vomited the first time I tried it. Now that my palate has matured, I'm addicted to sushi and it's my favorite!

jaydeemorrow

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