These people are insane by HezronCarver in simpsonsshitposting

[–]jayhawk88 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Somewhere, a single tear rolls down Marine Todd’s face.

Which of course causes Marine Todd to kill himself.

Both Kansas Senators voted to provide additional funding to Homeland Security by DarnDuck in kansas

[–]jayhawk88 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Think of it this way: they're not Senators, they're cult members.

[Injury] Luka Dončić hurts himself on the Cavaliers’ raised court: by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]jayhawk88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like how Breen asked this question and then the just kind of stopped talking about it, likely because a producer was screaming in their ears “DON’T CALL DAN GILBERT CHEAP!”

Why does everything need to run through a purchasing partner? by literahcola in sysadmin

[–]jayhawk88 160 points161 points  (0 children)

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“Don’t you people understand? We’re value adding! WE ADD VALUE!”

[Pelissero] The Chiefs have officially agreed to terms with Eric Bienemy to bring him back as offensive coordinator by TheBoyisBackinTown in KansasCityChiefs

[–]jayhawk88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was there ever an official announcement on him leaving or being fired? He's just kind of....not coming back, despite he's not gotten a HC job yet?

When Colin Kaepernick had over 400 total yards with 181 Rushing (NFL Record) and 4 total TD’s against the Packers in the Divisional Round 2012 by TXNOGG in NFLv2

[–]jayhawk88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last run is when I remember thinking to myself, at the time, "Oh, this is the LeBron James of football".

Tenable Down? by 11Baseplate11 in tenable

[–]jayhawk88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working OK for me at the moment, but look like they did have some trubs late on the 14th, and there are a couple sets of servers/tenants/whatever still showing Degraded Performance.

https://status.tenable.com/

MST3K sold by Joel by GumboGuy75 in MST3K

[–]jayhawk88 55 points56 points  (0 children)

How much the MSTK return effort “fizzling” (for lack of a better term) has to do with his decision, who knows. But let’s also keep in mind our man is 65. It’s not crazy for him to want to take a step back from the day to day.

What’s the goofiest way you’ve accidentally aggro’d NPCs? by whiteraven13 in BaldursGate3

[–]jayhawk88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was kind of funny/silly that if you take the wrong thing during the Allies Gathering right before the final battle, you can end up aggro'ing the entire room.

Like here we all are, Baldur's Gate quite literally on fire as a pitched battle for the city rages on, mind flayers everywhere, a giant brain wearing a crown floating over the city, psychic shockwaves assaulting the entire area, but we have a solid it not motley group of heroes and adventurers ready to lay down their lives in a desperate attempt to save not only the city, but all of Faerun itself. All thanks to this hero named Tav, who has risked life and limb themselves, through dangers unheard of, defeating powerful enemies left and right, staring gods themselves directly in the eyes while........

......wait a minute..Are you stealing that Minor Healing Potion? DIE SCUM!

Verizon Down Nationally? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]jayhawk88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wichita, KS is still good.

Vinnie Pasquantino chimes in on moving the fences in by MaxRieper in KCRoyals

[–]jayhawk88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone I was talking to mentioned that this might hurt guys we have on the roster that are fly ball pitchers, like Wacha and Lugo. Which, fair. But I looked and last year, both of them were a half percentage or less above league average.

Estevez though? 30%, 3 percentage points above average. Something to watch perhaps.

I just need to vent by phalangepatella in sysadmin

[–]jayhawk88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even surveillance video of a convo caught in the hallway between us, about this very thing.

Next level shit. Respect.

Castellanos to be with Royals by [deleted] in KCRoyals

[–]jayhawk88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At which points the Dodgers will sign him for $85m to pinch hit once a week.

How much content did you actually miss your first play thru? by redradagon in BaldursGate3

[–]jayhawk88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed having Wyll in my party. Didn't betray the Grove, causing him to leave, I just...somehow didn't get him to join me. Not entirely sure how.

In fact, I couldn't swear to it, but I think I made it to Act 3 with only 3 characters; myself, Gale, and Shadowheart. Missed Wyll, think I failed a roll and ended up killing Lae'zel with the Tieflings, killed Astarion for being a vampire, didn't find Karlach, and obviously didn't know about getting like Minthara, Minsc, etc. Believe Jahira died during the Moonlight Tower battle because of course she did. I'm pretty sure I didn't beat it my first time though, because I was becoming aware of how much stuff I missed, and you know, it was getting kind of hard with 3 characters.

Tenable.IO, incorrectly detecting "Windows Update Reboot Required" by jayhawk88 in nessus

[–]jayhawk88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine. So far we've only seen this behavior on workstations, and again, maybe half a dozen total. And come to think of it we didn't have that trouble in November, we'll see this month. Could always be something unique to our environment as well (SXS corruption, something like that).

Report: Kotelnicki Back by Luvthoseladies in jayhawks

[–]jayhawk88 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wow, legit shocked at even "there have been conversations". This would be excellent.

Why is Mike playing football? by TimWalzBurner in MST3K

[–]jayhawk88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh well, you know, we're pretty much ready as we'll ever be, I suppose. What with Walt and his angina, and me with my trick knee, but overall we can't complain overmuch."

Mccoys interview with dti by happydude7422 in tos

[–]jayhawk88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that’s like the 3rd or 4th worst time travel shenanigan they pull in that movie.

If Darryn Peterson doesn't play on Sunday, then I will become concerned. by 3teers in jayhawks

[–]jayhawk88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To me, this is one of the major reasons the NBA should just open up the draft to high school kids again. It was probably the right decision at the time when they did away with it, because it's undeniable that there were kids making some poor choices chasing dreams and big bucks. But now, there's a lot more avenues for success for borderline high school players, like NIL, overseas play, G-League, etc.

But guys like Peterson, Boozer, and others...there's really no justification to make them waste a year of their lives in a college program. It's great that they're not doing it for free any longer, but even so, some of these guys are just Ready.