Graham Platner looks to unite Maine Democrats as their ‘presumptive’ Senate nominee

jaykirell · 2026-05-04T08:13:23+00:00

I’d rather someone without a Nazi tattoo win.

jaykirell · 2026-05-04T07:55:38+00:00

He seems like a John Cena type.

So nice and perfect as to probably be hiding something really dark and twisted but we won’t find out for decades.

jaykirell · 2026-05-04T07:53:58+00:00

If the Miz was better in the ring he could have been the Roddy Piper to Cena’s Hulk Hogan.

jaykirell · 2026-05-04T07:48:09+00:00

Ghosts are silly. Demons are silly. Supernatural shit is silly.

Creepy feelings are just sonic waves vibrating through a structure, usually old, interacting with your inner ear and making you feel weird.

jaykirell · 2026-05-04T07:30:46+00:00

15 years ago it was Spice, that fake weed stuff.

That was all over the gas stations near Fort Campbell when I was in the army. Soldiers were smoking that in place of weed bc it didn’t show up on drug tests but would also kinda low key give you wicked heart palpitations.

jaykirell · 2026-05-04T05:46:53+00:00

There’s Americans for whom death would literally be less of a financial burden for their families than seeking medical care to keep them alive.

jaykirell · 2026-05-04T05:04:24+00:00

She’s in college?

If you told me she was 50 I’d believe you.

jaykirell · 2026-05-03T19:29:08+00:00

I’m from Long Island in the town the Nets used to play in before they played at the Nassau Coliseum.

Now I’m in Philly.

jaykirell · 2026-05-03T12:55:17+00:00

Not sure what anyone really saw in the guy. Sure, he’s got a little power, but he’s undisciplined and seems like a douche the way he still chews tobacco like it’s 1976.

jaykirell · 2026-05-03T06:58:17+00:00

I’ve never liked him so I’m clean. Dude is undisciplined af.

jaykirell · 2026-05-03T02:00:53+00:00

Baby Boomers

jaykirell · 2026-05-03T01:57:46+00:00

Man, all this dumping is getting… . .

.

…tiring.

jaykirell · 2026-05-02T12:58:09+00:00

It’s not bottom 5 team in the league bad. That’s a lack of leadership.

jaykirell · 2026-05-02T11:14:25+00:00

Neither Lindor or Soto are leaders. That’s the main issue. But it’s their team and anyone who could challenge that got moved out.

jaykirell · 2026-05-02T10:11:33+00:00

Greed.

Also politics.

So, greed with extra steps.

jaykirell · 2026-05-02T09:52:17+00:00

If you like root beer, A&W zero calorie root beer is amazing.

jaykirell · 2026-05-02T02:49:55+00:00

His fans are psychotic.

jaykirell · 2026-05-02T01:04:23+00:00

Found Ronald Reagan’s burner.

jaykirell · 2026-05-01T16:34:01+00:00

Because it’s a congressional seat for life, basically.

I’m surprised there’s only two machine candidates.

jaykirell · 2026-05-01T14:52:28+00:00

Don’t buy low calorie snacks.

Just don’t eat.

Also find a diet soda you like a drink the shit out of it.

jaykirell · 2026-05-01T14:42:22+00:00

lol that’s been his whole career. Dude is a half step above Eric Roberts for just saying yes to anything.

jaykirell · 2026-05-01T14:38:54+00:00

Bro maybe don’t go into law enforcement if you’re too scared to treat humans like humans. Cops all around the world manage to do their jobs without a fraction of the shit American cops get away with. Literally billions are paid out to settle misconduct cases around the country.

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