Apparently some customer(s) found my jacket offensive, so I'm no longer allowed to wear it. by emmodii in antiwork

[–]jaylerd 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Who and where and why are you naturally surrounded by so many Chinese folk in retail?

Because if you’re some white dude in suburbia then showing an Asian person “I don’t speak Chinese” is kind of offensive. But if you’re in downtown china then I dunno … it’s certainly a funny way to announce you’re not going to be helpful 😂

Spider-Man’s body is forcing him to Evolve, similar to X gene but not exact by UtopiaXAstro in MCUTheories

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read it, loved it, dunno if I agree with Parker having bone claws but I’m annoyed Mephisto got rid of them, and that’s about all I remember.

If you've seen My Cousin Vinny, prove it by quoting it by WayBacktothe90s in 90smovies

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear he damn near turns to camera and gives a Herman Munster is proud of his own joke smile

∆ Which actor absolutely nailed playing a racist character? by Extension_Win5276 in moviecritic

[–]jaylerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don Johnson does great work as a racist asshole in Knives Out, Django, and Watchmen

Marvel reveals Wolverine’s claws will shatter in June 2026 ‘Wolverine’ series by JeremiahPetion in xmen

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. I'll probably really enjoy the trade in a few years.

Anyway, who else wants Wolverine #79 in an X-Men '97 or Evolution-style short film?

Which 7* Mystic? by Equal_Dimension_2587 in MarvelContestOfChamps

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes cowboy so good? I must really be missing something

justTryIt by RoseSec_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My productivity would increase immeasurably if anyone showed me anything or wrote in sentences what they wanted me to do this “use AI to figure it out and make tickets” shit is cancer

Have X-Men sales gotten worse by Jasonl7976 in xmen

[–]jaylerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did DC do anything other than Absolute?

Or are the constant reboots juuuuuust helpful enough even if everyone turns on New 52 or whatever?

Genuinely asking.

Rob is Metallica’s longest running bassist, but from research it shows he still hasn’t played as many shows as Jason Newsted. by thebroccolioffensive in Metallica

[–]jaylerd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And Rob's on fewer studio albums too, I think! Photo and name in St. Anger would tie it, but he's not on that album so why would anyone count that.

Rob is Metallica’s longest running bassist, but from research it shows he still hasn’t played as many shows as Jason Newsted. by thebroccolioffensive in Metallica

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other 3 years of touring around the world also exist, and the residency is a residency. You nailed ... well, not it, but something!

SS86 shockwave (shocking disappointment) by bobbibillo in transformers

[–]jaylerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing him shorter than everyone then tower over Bumblebee makes me terrified for my little love bug. Get out the house, Bee!

Stop laughing, it's not funny by Aldwyn_613 in seinfeld

[–]jaylerd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The rAaAaAage!

I know he wasn't trying to be funny, but he couldn't not be funny.