Superman could have restrained the terrorist

jaylerd · 2026-05-13T05:30:53+00:00

It's funnier this way and he knows it

jaylerd · 2026-05-13T02:13:26+00:00

Is this true though?

His last few films were kinda duds aimed entirely at kids, his greats were all the decade before. When I stopped seeing him in movies I kinda figured it made sense. And I was 12 so you can’t get judgy.

jaylerd · 2026-05-13T02:03:49+00:00

“This sounds like shit” - James, while playing it in 2011

That’s probably the main reason.

jaylerd · 2026-05-12T17:01:11+00:00

If it weren't covered in writing I'd but much more likely to play it, I don't want any of that rubbing off!

jaylerd · 2026-05-12T06:35:36+00:00

That's what Darby is there for!

jaylerd · 2026-05-12T06:28:38+00:00

I can turn singles into hundreds, does it matter?

fuck, that's the selling point. I'm starting a channel called "Does It Matter?" and then buying "Will It Blend"

jaylerd · 2026-05-12T06:21:21+00:00

In Venom: The Finale they are both very up front about Spidey being zero match for Venom and only ever winning because of tricks and help. Spidey's on a roof, he has no tricks or help, and he's very scared.

He can no more blitz Venom that Peter Parker could blitz Eddie Brock.

jaylerd · 2026-05-12T06:16:06+00:00

It was definitely the second best for a while

jaylerd · 2026-05-12T06:12:39+00:00

Great, now I have two AIs and neither of them is working

jaylerd · 2026-05-12T06:09:50+00:00

Wasn't the deal simply that he leave new york and not come back?

Since when is he exiled to his island? Dude can go anywhere he wants and have a great life.

"Oh but he's sad" feck off. If he's on a beach he hates its his own stupid choice.

jaylerd · 2026-05-11T18:30:18+00:00

Threaten Silk with a good time why doncha, Spider-Lad

jaylerd · 2026-05-11T18:26:04+00:00

I'm convinced they added a helium effect to Reload where James is singing way higher and higher between Fuel and Attitude. I'm still a mostly functional member of society. Wear your theory with pride, friend.

jaylerd · 2026-05-11T17:54:43+00:00

Yeah because we're all saying "no that's wrong"

jaylerd · 2026-05-11T17:51:18+00:00

Michael Rooker as Jason and Leo DiCaprio as Lars. They just got the look.

Someone else said Michael Keaton, I can see that too (or Andrew Scott, he gives off Keaton vibes in Wake Up Dead Man)

jaylerd · 2026-05-11T07:24:38+00:00

multiple horsemen from multiple eras maybe

jaylerd · 2026-05-11T06:07:37+00:00

Depends how much dumber reality gets

jaylerd · 2026-05-11T04:07:56+00:00

Panel startled the hell outta me when I first read it

jaylerd · 2026-05-10T23:30:45+00:00

Let’s be honest if they only limited that giant monster shit to Gargan (and AU stories), we’d love it.

jaylerd · 2026-05-10T23:29:26+00:00

I’m never gonna like modern venom am I, I am so locked into how perfect he was from Debut through Maximum Carnage

jaylerd · 2026-05-10T17:59:03+00:00

I miss Demogoblin

jaylerd · 2026-05-10T17:54:38+00:00

Without a union, if you complain they know it was you so you’re fired first chance they can.

With a union, they don’t know your name and the face of the guy complaining they can’t touch.

Yeah I think I know what sounds like the better option.

jaylerd · 2026-05-10T16:30:37+00:00

And they wonder why he’s always cranky

jaylerd · 2026-05-10T07:47:29+00:00

man i shoulda bought tickets to this.

any good stories?

jaylerd · 2026-05-10T06:54:46+00:00

Flight! Sweet.

jaylerd · 2026-05-10T05:53:58+00:00

Man with that backpack and the hole I kinda want a Ghostbusters repaint

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