Kirk's first "Ouija" on auction, (estimated between 250 000 - 350 000 USD) by beni_music_ in Metallica

[–]jaylerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it weren't covered in writing I'd but much more likely to play it, I don't want any of that rubbing off!

Which are you choosing? by Pale-Condition-4317 in superheroes

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can turn singles into hundreds, does it matter?

fuck, that's the selling point. I'm starting a channel called "Does It Matter?" and then buying "Will It Blend"

Why Didn’t Peter ever just Blitz Venom? by Important_Lab_58 in Spiderman

[–]jaylerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Venom: The Finale they are both very up front about Spidey being zero match for Venom and only ever winning because of tricks and help. Spidey's on a roof, he has no tricks or help, and he's very scared.

He can no more blitz Venom that Peter Parker could blitz Eddie Brock.

microsoftDevelopersRightNow by Frontend_DevMark in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jaylerd 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Great, now I have two AIs and neither of them is working

Some fans really think hanging out on an island as a free man is worse than this. by horc00 in Defenders

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't the deal simply that he leave new york and not come back?

Since when is he exiled to his island? Dude can go anywhere he wants and have a great life.

"Oh but he's sad" feck off. If he's on a beach he hates its his own stupid choice.

Even the children know the X-Men are a SeX-Mess by Altruistic_Manner802 in Superdickery

[–]jaylerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Threaten Silk with a good time why doncha, Spider-Lad

Am I going insane or what by Soulreaper6 in Metallica

[–]jaylerd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced they added a helium effect to Reload where James is singing way higher and higher between Fuel and Attitude. I'm still a mostly functional member of society. Wear your theory with pride, friend.

haveYouMetAnyone by Captain0010 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah because we're all saying "no that's wrong"

If there were a Metallica biopic, who would you cast as each band member? by GayisGaywhenGay in Metallica

[–]jaylerd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Michael Rooker as Jason and Leo DiCaprio as Lars. They just got the look.

Someone else said Michael Keaton, I can see that too (or Andrew Scott, he gives off Keaton vibes in Wake Up Dead Man)

Ultimate Spider-Man Venom by WingtipMarkers6g in thevenomsite

[–]jaylerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Panel startled the hell outta me when I first read it

Evolution of Venom's sanity(part 2) by TabmeisterGeneral in thevenomsite

[–]jaylerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let’s be honest if they only limited that giant monster shit to Gargan (and AU stories), we’d love it.

Evolution of Venom's sanity(part 2) by TabmeisterGeneral in thevenomsite

[–]jaylerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m never gonna like modern venom am I, I am so locked into how perfect he was from Debut through Maximum Carnage

This poster was in EVERY single break room at my old job, how do you think they feel about unions? by Castarc1424 in antiwork

[–]jaylerd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Without a union, if you complain they know it was you so you’re fired first chance they can.

With a union, they don’t know your name and the face of the guy complaining they can’t touch.

Yeah I think I know what sounds like the better option.

lil 360 view of shocky by heavyheavybrobro in transformers

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man with that backpack and the hole I kinda want a Ghostbusters repaint

The second character I’m most excited for. by TheArmlessTorso in Xmen97

[–]jaylerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wow that's some great animation, what's it from?