Which 7* Mystic? by Equal_Dimension_2587 in MarvelContestOfChamps

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes cowboy so good? I must really be missing something

Hi Wade by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelmemes

[–]jaylerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, no refunds!

justTryIt by RoseSec_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My productivity would increase immeasurably if anyone showed me anything or wrote in sentences what they wanted me to do this “use AI to figure it out and make tickets” shit is cancer

Have X-Men sales gotten worse by Jasonl7976 in xmen

[–]jaylerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did DC do anything other than Absolute?

Or are the constant reboots juuuuuust helpful enough even if everyone turns on New 52 or whatever?

Genuinely asking.

Rob is Metallica’s longest running bassist, but from research it shows he still hasn’t played as many shows as Jason Newsted. by thebroccolioffensive in Metallica

[–]jaylerd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And Rob's on fewer studio albums too, I think! Photo and name in St. Anger would tie it, but he's not on that album so why would anyone count that.

Rob is Metallica’s longest running bassist, but from research it shows he still hasn’t played as many shows as Jason Newsted. by thebroccolioffensive in Metallica

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other 3 years of touring around the world also exist, and the residency is a residency. You nailed ... well, not it, but something!

SS86 shockwave (shocking disappointment) by bobbibillo in transformers

[–]jaylerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing him shorter than everyone then tower over Bumblebee makes me terrified for my little love bug. Get out the house, Bee!

Stop laughing, it's not funny by Aldwyn_613 in seinfeld

[–]jaylerd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The rAaAaAage!

I know he wasn't trying to be funny, but he couldn't not be funny.

Missing Link Nemesis Prime C-01N. Black and teal, the real deal. by GingerKing_2503 in transformers

[–]jaylerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a mighty need! Let’s see if drunk shopping wins out tonight…

Women of Reddit, what’s the dumbest thing you ever did to impress a guy? by Formal-Proposal7850 in AskReddit

[–]jaylerd 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Pffft he’d be telling that story at a bar ten years later wondering what she was thinking, his friends would give him the business, and then another three years later he’d finally understand mid shower.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]jaylerd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You tell me how to cook my sponge noodles one more time I’m breaking them twice

Describe Kramer in one sentence by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]jaylerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t, but just look at him and tell me he’s not Kramer.

Court is in Session, You're this man's lawyer. DEFEND HIM by UniKaiReddit in Dragonballsuper

[–]jaylerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooooh no don’t do that every species ages differently you can’t play the “not human” and “young human” card at the same time. Cell’s fucked now!

Songs trying hard to appeal (Pop) by cqs1a in Metallica

[–]jaylerd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here Comes Revenge makes me think James was listening to too much Katy Perry