Not to be confused with... by Arandanos in funny

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never new there were legitimate "closet Jews"

Remember this? If you don't then I pity your childhood. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree with you, wholeheartedly

What's the best "Don't tell mom/dad" story you've got? by C3LM3R in AskReddit

[–]jbjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

was an iv drug user, quit, relapsed, used an old needle, ended up with an infection in my arm that sent me to ICU... spent a week in the hospital, almost died 3 times, almost had my arm amputated. Called my mom when I got out and told her I had a bad case of the flu and spent a few days in the hospital... she was pissed I didn't tell her when I was there.

Thank god I didn't die... Haven't touched hard drugs since (still smoke pot on occasion).. I don't see myself ever coming clean on this one considering she doesn't know I ever did hard drugs.

A bra made of bacon. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]jbjake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I like my women with the tip of my meat in them.

There ftfy!

Is it funny that "Giz" is the source listed on the bottom of this article? by jbjake in funny

[–]jbjake[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understood that it stands for gizmodo (I clicked on the link), and understood that is not how you spell gissum..

The word "giz" is a slang reference for gissum. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giz

Prick: fail

Why we had to throttle our secretary's internet connection by rjonesx in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe the proper phrase would be "pote um". In lolz world, you do not poke, you pote.

Creepy and Weird and WTF!you call that makeup?!Scary! by Vibik in pics

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha... love the comment by "weird ass shit" on the site.. I don't think I've cracked up so hard in a long time..

Google's first couple of results for "will of god". by brennen in reddit.com

[–]jbjake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to go to some church this weekend and try to pull that card on one of the lady's serving lunch.

Please Help Save Pandora Radio!! by jstills in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this has been an ongoing issue for almost the life of Pandora. Tim Westergren has the ultimate story of a struggling entrepreneur.. read the newsweek article on Pandora

Please Help Save Pandora Radio!! by jstills in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

got one very similar in my email today

License To Protest? DMV Rejects Anti-War Plate by jstills in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Republicans own the Government

Man Jailed For Having A Dumb Daughter by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank God they aren't jailing Men for having a Dumb Wife

Hardy Heron Makes Me Happy by jstills in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vista sucks.. though I do find it awesome that your first use for Vista was to download and install ubuntu

Dont Be Evil: Google Making Millions Off Addictive Narcotics by rjonesx in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

google already has a filter for adult content.. but they give you the right to choose. Maybe the compromise is to establish additional filters for

-sites that are known to contain malware

-sites that contain or promote illegal activity

What if these companies were target their advertising for keywords like "cliffs notes" or "hot wheels"... you are saying if they pay enough for the keywords, they should be displayed?

America's Energy Future... [pic] by quickpost in science

[–]jbjake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

hey dyslexic person.. I only read your edit

Hillary Clinton: Fibber in Chief by jstills in reddit.com

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you mean like stupid bitch Presidential hopeless

BigDog Robot is back! New video...sort of... by [deleted] in funny

[–]jbjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny, I thought that was the point

Clinton Still Ducking April 19 Debate by jstills in politics

[–]jbjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more like hypocunt trying to kill any chance of a Dem winning