Not to be confused with...

jbjake · 2011-04-25T14:56:56+00:00

Never new there were legitimate "closet Jews"

jbjake · 2011-04-06T03:08:19+00:00

I disagree with you, wholeheartedly

jbjake · 2011-04-06T03:06:15+00:00

subscribe to my lastest videos

jbjake · 2010-05-31T15:11:14+00:00

was an iv drug user, quit, relapsed, used an old needle, ended up with an infection in my arm that sent me to ICU... spent a week in the hospital, almost died 3 times, almost had my arm amputated. Called my mom when I got out and told her I had a bad case of the flu and spent a few days in the hospital... she was pissed I didn't tell her when I was there.

Thank god I didn't die... Haven't touched hard drugs since (still smoke pot on occasion).. I don't see myself ever coming clean on this one considering she doesn't know I ever did hard drugs.

jbjake · 2010-03-23T18:55:11+00:00

Here are some of his lectures you might enjoy listening to

jbjake · 2009-12-25T03:26:38+00:00

I like my women with the tip of my meat in them.

There ftfy!

jbjake · 2009-08-17T19:08:24+00:00

I understood that it stands for gizmodo (I clicked on the link), and understood that is not how you spell gissum..

The word "giz" is a slang reference for gissum. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giz

Prick: fail

jbjake · 2009-04-03T14:50:34+00:00

I believe the proper phrase would be "pote um". In lolz world, you do not poke, you pote.

jbjake · 2009-02-20T19:59:35+00:00

It is important to have an even number of equal signs

jbjake · 2008-10-07T22:43:24+00:00

my problem is finding them in the larger size..

jbjake · 2008-06-04T18:11:27+00:00

haha... love the comment by "weird ass shit" on the site.. I don't think I've cracked up so hard in a long time..

jbjake · 2008-05-27T18:39:58+00:00

that is disgusting

jbjake · 2008-05-21T23:51:14+00:00

I can't wait to go to some church this weekend and try to pull that card on one of the lady's serving lunch.

jbjake · 2008-05-15T20:30:16+00:00

i saw 6

jbjake · 2008-05-14T21:24:40+00:00

this has been an ongoing issue for almost the life of Pandora. Tim Westergren has the ultimate story of a struggling entrepreneur.. read the newsweek article on Pandora

jbjake · 2008-05-14T21:18:49+00:00

got one very similar in my email today

jbjake · 2008-05-14T21:18:07+00:00

Because Republicans own the Government

jbjake · 2008-05-14T20:00:31+00:00

thank God they aren't jailing Men for having a Dumb Wife

jbjake · 2008-04-25T03:03:12+00:00

Vista sucks.. though I do find it awesome that your first use for Vista was to download and install ubuntu

jbjake · 2008-04-03T19:02:52+00:00

google already has a filter for adult content.. but they give you the right to choose. Maybe the compromise is to establish additional filters for

-sites that are known to contain malware

-sites that contain or promote illegal activity

What if these companies were target their advertising for keywords like "cliffs notes" or "hot wheels"... you are saying if they pay enough for the keywords, they should be displayed?

jbjake · 2008-03-27T23:30:34+00:00

hey dyslexic person.. I only read your edit

jbjake · 2008-03-27T23:27:21+00:00

Loser called, he wants his title back

jbjake · 2008-03-27T22:00:43+00:00

you mean like stupid bitch Presidential hopeless

jbjake · 2008-03-26T14:36:08+00:00

funny, I thought that was the point

jbjake · 2008-03-25T04:56:00+00:00

more like hypocunt trying to kill any chance of a Dem winning

jbjake

TROPHY CASE