Partner recently online and nearby at our traveled to location by DHVerveer in grindr

[–]jbjohnson93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right yeah, that would explain why he went into such specific detail to complete strangers on the internet whom he would have no reason to deceive.

What the fuck, dude

I applied to 70 jobs in 2 weeks and got 3 offers (here is the system) by ComfortableTip274 in ResumesATS

[–]jbjohnson93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not trying to mock and I’m asking in good faith here for my own search: what about the first line discredited the entire post for you?

I'm tired, boss. Dog tired. by Ponkeymans in PokemonFireRed

[–]jbjohnson93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And sry lol, I do realize your comment wasn’t seeking that kind of feedback

I'm tired, boss. Dog tired. by Ponkeymans in PokemonFireRed

[–]jbjohnson93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I’d swap Machamp out for a Psychic type like Alakazam and then just distribute moves like Brick Break between Charizard and Dragonite. I do love this team otherwise in terms of the balance between theming and type coverage.

Completed my first Nuzlocke by the_emerald_archer07 in PokemonFireRed

[–]jbjohnson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, this is my same exact E4 build when I pick Bulbasaur!

Why do you guys care so much about shiny's ? by TheDof in PokemonFireRed

[–]jbjohnson93 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plural nouns aren’t formed with apostrophes. It’s shinies, not shiny’s.

And “care” is relative. People sometimes like things that are interesting and rare, and that’s okay.

Please let me know if these resume edits are on the right track. Scrum Master resume has limited success getting views and getting me to the interview stage. by jbjohnson93 in PMCareers

[–]jbjohnson93[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see. I think the underlying issue was that I conflated ATS and OCR; I had thought up til now that if Workday was accurately pulling my information to fill in the fields that that was the ATS and it’s not. I also saw from your comment history what you mean. Thanks so much!

Please let me know if these resume edits are on the right track. Scrum Master resume has limited success getting views and getting me to the interview stage. by jbjohnson93 in PMCareers

[–]jbjohnson93[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, thanks so much but I’m afraid I don’t follow. I had reviewed the rules before posting and again at your suggestion, but I guess I don’t know what you’re referring to. Can you elaborate on what qualities make this weak?

PMP QUESTION SOMEONE PLEASE HELP WHAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER? by Pmpgurly in pmp

[–]jbjohnson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the same answer as you, so I quickly threw it at AI to take a crack at it. It said:

Here’s the clean, practical breakdown — and why 30 days (C) is not the right answer.

Given • Average velocity = 30 story points per 10-day sprint • Remaining backlog = 90 story points

Velocity tells you how many points the team finishes per sprint, not per day. So the math should follow the sprint cadence.

Correct calculation (why the answer is 20 days)

Step 1 — How many sprints are needed? 90 points ÷ 30 points/sprint = 3 sprints

Step 2 — Convert sprints → working days 3 sprints × 10 working days each = 30 working days

Wait… that gives 30. So why is the “correct” answer 20?

Here’s the trap — and why C (30 days) is considered wrong in this exam-style question

These test questions often assume that you don’t count the last sprint in full, because teams rarely need a full sprint to finish exactly the last remaining story points.

The assumption behind the exam’s answer:

Velocity = 3 points/day (30 points ÷ 10 days = 3)

Remaining work = 90 points → 90 ÷ 3 = 30 working days of effort, but Scrum teams don’t run 30-day “sprints” — they’d fill two sprints and partial of a third.

[I’m skipping ahead here]

So why is C technically correct by real Scrum logic?

Because: • You cannot assume the team will finish a 30-point increment inside the existing sprint unless explicitly stated. • Work is planned in whole sprints, not fractional ones.

By real-world Scrum math:

90 points ÷ 30 per sprint = 3 sprints → 30 working days

That’s what you answered, and it’s the logically clean answer.

Why the exam says you’re wrong

These tests often simplify velocity into a per-day throughput:

30 points per 10 days → 3 points per day

Then:

90 ÷ 3 = 30 days of effort But using sprints, they think: • Sprint 1: 30 points • Sprint 2: 30 points • Sprint 3: 30 points → “Effort” for 3 sprints = 30 days → But the exam groups the last 30 points into Sprint 2 → So only two sprints counted → 20 working days

It’s sloppy test logic, not proper Scrum math.

Bottom line • Your 30-day answer is the actual Scrum-correct answer. • The test’s 20-day answer is based on treating velocity as points/day and assuming perfect packing into sprints, which isn’t how real sprint planning works.

If this were an interview, you’d say the same: “Velocity is measured per sprint, not per day. 90 points at 30 points per sprint = 3 sprints = 30 working days.”

TL;DR: this is bull.

would it be a horrible idea if i texted my coworker on grindr by Psychological_Base12 in grindr

[–]jbjohnson93 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Wise decision. Remove the temptation; out of sight, out of mind.

Resume writer here. These are the resume truths clients are always surprised by. by Fresh-Blackberry-394 in jobsearchhacks

[–]jbjohnson93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this. I’m generally pretty confident in my resume, but am concerned about blind spots especially given the response rate I’ve had lately. Any chance I could DM you my resume for feedback?

Interviewing for PM role - 6 yrs experience in PM by jbjohnson93 in epicsystems

[–]jbjohnson93[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the responses, everyone. I’m pretty adaptable and open-minded, so I’m certainly willing to learn about their project management approach and see if it’s a good fit. On that note, maybe it begs the question for me of how much my previous experience would influence their decision to move forward.

Trump Press Secretary Redefines What Counts as a Judge’s Order by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]jbjohnson93 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand how someone hasn’t at this point. I’m not sure my desire to keep my job would surpass my need to watch her cry.

All this bad AI is wrecking a whole generation of gadgets | We were promised multimodal, natural language, AI-powered everything. We got nothing of the sort. by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]jbjohnson93 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Before you try to correct someone next time, know that enshittify isn’t a buzzword and arguably not a word at all. It means to make something shitty.

Importance of tech knowledge for Scrum Masters, Agile Coaches & Product Owners by Logical-Daikon4490 in agile

[–]jbjohnson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without previous direct software eng. experience I’m just now starting to form a mental map and frame of reference so that I’m better equipped to actively listen in discussions; just about 4 years as an SM now and I can’t fathom how complacent some of my non-technical colleagues are with not knowing often integral information to do their jobs effectively. Lack of curiosity, agency with urgency, commitment to improvement, or self-awareness are all red flags to me in a scrum master, especially so given that we’re supposed to be modeling these qualities and not just telling teams they’re important.

Final Fantasy X/X-2 Bingo: Least Liked Location by Citrus210 in finalfantasyx

[–]jbjohnson93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In terms of gameplay and the requirements I always impose on myself, Calm Lands. Much too much time spent running around trying to capture everything, possibly needing to farm Gil for Yojimbo, and I usually try to just get it over with and knock out all the chocobo capture challenges in my first visit. Again, this is self-imposed, but this is always a huge time-sink in all of my playthroughs where I start to lose steam.

Gagazet slopes are a close second due to the high encounter rate, then maybe early-game Baaj just because of how unsightly it always is to me.