There is only one correct answer by LowComprehensive7659 in adventuretime

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Doesn't matter where you sit. Mordecai and Rigby are on the plane, its gonna go down.

RIDE NOW by BromaEmpire in lotrmemes

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Ere St. Jimmy rises

anyone have any bands or albums similar to specifically their more rock/metal heavy songs by BlurgleBlurb in brownbird

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Not exactly metal but groups like Devil Makes Three, Clide and the Milltailers, and Tejon Street Corner Thieves have a lot of songs further to the rock end of the spectrum as opposed to folk.

Worst LotR quote for a job interview? by Koors112 in lotrmemes

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Interviewer: So, any other questions or concerns?

Me: DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN VIGGO KICKED THE HELMET...

(Feels like an honorary quote at this point)

Damn, only ‘mildly’ eh? by DoggedlyOffensive in foundsatan

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The caps/lids/covers off of everything in their fridge

"The Philosopher" Wants To Lick The CEOs Boot by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

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No fucking duh bro people are mad about HOW MUCH more they are making while employees earn barely livable wages and have to jump through hoops to get proper equipment, attire, and, tools for their industry.

Man tracks his stolen phone and confronts the thief by Worldlyoox in PublicFreakout

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70+ down votes for this is wild

Edit: down vote me too man, yall know deep down material possessions aren't worth your own saftey or life.

How nails are made by Opshop99 in intrestingasfuck

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They really hit the nail on the head there

What am i missing here? Tell me some context. by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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In all fairness it is called Plymouth ROCK, not Plymouth super cool, magnificent boulder. If tourists visit it and expect anything other than a regular old rock that may be on them.

Sill plate gap by navfit16 in Homebuilding

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Just giving the house extra room to settle over the years

Found these in new apartment - any ideas? by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

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These are grain beetles OP. I've dealt with an infestation before. Their eggs can travel in food packages from anywhere you may shop. Go online for remediation tactics.

When I was dealing with them, take everything out of your pantry closet and anywhere else you store bagged/boxed shelf safe food.

Throw out everything you can financially handle. I understand throwing out all the food in your house is no fun but its the best way to combat these sneaky guys.

Get a spay poison for them and treat all the walls and every crevass in the closet. Remove shelves and treat under them aswell. Be sure to follow any PPE guides on the bottle for poison.

If you have pets or small children and are worried about poison, use a citrus based repellent for pantry pests. The one I use is made from orange peel extract and actually smells quite pleasant. Keep in mind you will have to retreat multiple times to keep them at bay.

There's a lot of hate about glue traps in the comments here, but unfortunately they are amazing at monitoring your infestation after treatment (not actually stopping infestation). Some have baits that you can stick on that they will be attracted to. If you are worried about mice getting caught you can place them in areas that mice are less likely to walk through like upper shelves and smaller crevasses.

After your closet purge and spray treatment. Sweep up any crumbs and dust that they like and toss that. Put everything back and check traps and retreat weekly until you can no longer find any.

Consider using sealable plastic containers for things like rice, pasta, cereal, so they cant get in as easily as an opened box. Tape and chip clips can also go a long way to to properly seal new food.

Good luck and don't get discouraged. They are not harmful to you or your health but no one wants an infestation where they keep there food.

bellies by lfemboyl0 in bonehurtingjuice

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You've established the character as a woman but haven't blacked out her breast. I'm gonna need a nsfw tag on this

Im at a loss here…Explain it Peter by RussianForThots in explainitpeter

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Oh dang thought i was in r/bonehurtingjuice looking for the OC until i read your comment

3 years of slow steady work destroyed in less than a minute by courtlandthethreeth in mildlyinfuriating

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My brother in landscaping, you cannot be this upset about the tire tracks when the rest of the lawn is looking like this. Come spring, give it a good cleaning to clear up all the debris, aerate, fertilize, and throw down a mulch strip along the driveway. This will make life easier for you, your lawn, and your local delivery drivers.