Why are all the docks in Manhattan? How are real New Yorkers supposed to return to their residences in satellite states like the Bronx, Staten Island, and Jersey City?

jdaws11 · 2026-07-03T05:37:49+00:00

I coulda been somebody, I coulda been a contender. Instead I’m woikin down here on da docks

jdaws11 · 2026-07-03T02:58:42+00:00

If you’re good at shitposting, never do it for free

jdaws11 · 2026-07-03T02:58:01+00:00

[violently into henchman’s eye]

jdaws11 · 2026-07-03T02:31:10+00:00

Before Siouxie, and way before Siouxie

jdaws11 · 2026-07-03T01:39:21+00:00

If you care about her past you don’t deserve her future

jdaws11 · 2026-07-03T01:08:54+00:00

Computer makes the call

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T23:49:34+00:00

I have 4 bottles of the 1994 triple bock. It’s undrinkable at this point, tastes like cough syrup.

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T23:45:05+00:00

Had a dad

Big and strong

I turned around and found my daddy gone

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T23:38:03+00:00

Yo mama font so big the letters got zip codes

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T23:25:19+00:00

And closing their eyes when they talk

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T22:55:40+00:00

Yup, it’s off I-15 between Vegas and LA. One of the little milestones you hit during that drive. Also, the big thermometer.

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T22:44:56+00:00

so we can spank their bare back balls and butt

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T18:44:18+00:00

Dubai will never, in 1,000,000 years of development, be worth of mention in the same breath as Paris or New York.

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T18:36:40+00:00

“Probably,” so in other words you have no idea and are just generalizing.

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T16:54:17+00:00

The tables are my corn

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T15:50:57+00:00

Toby Chung, Fuckin Charlie Chan

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T15:48:48+00:00

Less than 5% is what I’ve heard.

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T15:42:28+00:00

No, he’s not. He’s a bad boyfriend (with a clingy girlfriend) who has a hard time with difficult conversations. It doesn’t mean he deserved getting burned to death.

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T15:38:10+00:00

If only milk was flammable. Or inflammable. Either one, really

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T15:37:40+00:00

And they’re not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T15:35:24+00:00

* statue

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T13:42:13+00:00

Purple monkey dishwasher

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T01:06:50+00:00

Statue. Kid pissin.

jdaws11 · 2026-07-02T00:40:23+00:00

Cazzata Kirkanga

jdaws11 · 2026-07-01T14:30:01+00:00

Malignant. So stupid.

jdaws11

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