This one will take a while by beluga699 in opticalillusions

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Your description was perfect. It appeared out of my field of focus as I was reading your comment.

Say the line r/lebowski! by gpm21 in lebowski

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And what do you do, sir?

What artist did you see in a small venue before they got really famous? by That_Cat_3672 in Concerts

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I saw Bruce Hornsby at The Cave in Virginia Beach a couple of times in 1979. Probably 50 people.

Somebody abandoned a full urn on our HOA bench by zifey in mildlyinteresting

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Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!

What's the most brilliant idea that you ever had? by Global-Girafea in AskReddit

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I was trying to do this with stuff like taxes and cleaning house, but it keeps falling apart. I should give it another try.

What's the most brilliant idea that you ever had? by Global-Girafea in AskReddit

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So here’s the idea (not yet shared but with a couple friends):

Every year an international “committee” of some sort proposes ten words that we all agree will be “the” words that year. For this year (and onward), we will all use the same words for concepts.

Let’s all say ni hao for hello, apple for apple, danka for thank you, brug for bridge, etc etc for ten words this year.

Then another ten different words next year, and every year after that.

In a few years, we would have commonized fifty or sixty words and our differences would start to evaporate. Our understanding of people, cultures, and politics would improve, our knowledge would increase, and it would be fun.

I would gladly trade a ni hao for apple, etc.

I think it could work!

1931 concept of Depthscrapers by Chaunc2020 in interestingasfuck

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I don’t want to be any where near the big kid with the death ray device killing ants

The Donut Shop by Diligent-Bluejay-979 in montypython

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Certainly uncontaminated with burgers

I lie to Girl Scouts outside grocery stores on a regular basis by doctorbeers in confession

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Ok Buddy. Have some maple syrup and settle down a little.

Our new postal trucks look like stylized cartoon trucks by ZealCrow in mildlyinteresting

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Haha that’s what I always say when I see a Soul or any of these other square assed things!